You Drive Me Crazy

THIS EPISODE IS LIT -- literally. So lit that we didn't give a crap about what we were wearing (00:26) as much as we didn't give a crap about the rest of these datings apps. For this episode, we both ask each other questions to dig deep into what our real feelings were about our experience (06:00). At one point, Tati talks about how one of her Tinder matches led her to go down a rabbit hole on PornHub (12:20) before we both rant about how much we loathe small talk (21:40). Then, we introduce our friend Bekah (34:56), who tells us what the hell GGG means (hint: it's fuckin dumb and only use it on your profile if you want an instant swipe left). For Celebri-TEA, we call out Kylie Jenner for being both cheap af and a terrible human being (01:02:07) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

We open by talking about how we're so happy politics are no longer dramatic before pondering about whether Rihanna and A$AP Rocky are hooking up (01:14). And then Tati politely asks all you fuckbois to stay in your lane and off of Hinge, pretty please (07:16). We finally talk about why we decided to go on this "research project" (11:08), and how our loneliness and sadness were really the only reason why (oh and also our lack of sex, but that's a given). We also made sure to emphasize that we went into this research with an OPEN MIND, and we were willing to give chances when we felt good about it -- which was RARE -- but it did happen, sorta. Jenna talks about being catfished for the first time ever (19:01), and then Tati goes deep into the story about "the Greatest Ghost of All Time" (27:32). Then at (35:01), we introduce our special guest, Ely, who went on this fun project with us and shares her brutally honest thoughts about all the bullshit (just like we do). Celebri-TEA goes deep into the world of celebrity relationships, and we also give Kanye some advice (01:01:45) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

Jenna tells the story of how she got ghosted by Chris Evans (not really but really) before maybe finally talking to someone who hasn't ghosted her (yet)? And Tati re-tells the story of the most bitchass ghost ever while also ranting about how we jinx shit. WTF is this episode? Consider it our little gift to you. A bonus minisode where we talk about our most non-favorite part of dating: GHOSTING...again | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

We're back in the dating scene somehow (06:25), and boy do we have lots to share. Mostly about OkCupid, specifically, where we talk about it IN DEPTH. Tati (08:18) explains why OkCupid is basically the worst dating app ever. We go deep into the sad sad world of OkCupid Intros (11:46), and we want everyone to feel our pain. At (16:18), Jenna drops some golden dating advice to all you passive, non-proactive men out there before we go through our own personal hall of fame of OkCupid intros. It's a double-dose of Celebri-TEA today with us talking about two things political: Brian from the Backstreet Boys being MAGA (44:36) and Melania Trump being a punk (50:27) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

[SEASON 2 PREMIERE] We're back! Did you miss us after our long ass hiatus? We missed you! We start by both reminiscing about the saddest sex lives of 2020 (02:38), but then we make sure to manifest some non-toxic dick in 2021. At (06:08), Tati tells us why IG drives her crazy (spoiler alert: EVERYTHING), and then chat about why looking at Instagram all day is probably not the best use of our time. Then we introduce YDMCP's very first special guest, @sulheejessica @packmylunchmom, the TikTok sensation with 4+ million followers and 200k IG followers (15:09). Jenna calls out the LIARS who say they don't filter their photos during the interactive segment (32:50) -- WE KNOW YOU ALL DO! And for the first CELEBRI-TEA of the year: Kim and Kanye are getting a divorce (59:13) !?!?!?

We're back for just a little bit...we have to talk about something.

We get a little serious by exploring how the pandemic has affected our mental health during this episode (05:38). Netflix' The Social Dilemma plays a huge role in us re-evaluating how social media may be affecting it (18:24) -- we even bring it back by talking about the dreaded MySpace Top 8 (21:50) before we decide those apps probably need to be deleted from our phones (and our lives) with everything going on, specifically the election (28:29). Nevertheless, we offer some self-care tips and ways that we're trying to stay positive during this time (32:37). On a lighter note, we discuss how our first Instagram Live was lit and if you didn't join, you missed out (41:12). We also gift you with a double-dose of Celebri-TEA: first by talking about KUWTK being cancelled (BYYYYEEEEE) and then we wonder who Cardi will date next now that she's divorcing Offset (56:57). And then...A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT... (01:08:11) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

ASTROLOGY-TALK to start the pod (00:48) before we get really honest about the psycho ways we use social media to try to one-up the mind games being played on us. Have you ever watched part of someone's story and then skipped the rest because you wanted to seem cool and disinterested (08:34)? Or have you posted pictures by yourself with no one else in it to make people guess who you're with (24:01)? Are you one of those people that created a fake profile to spy on someone after you got blocked (30:36)? We see you. We also talk about the ways girls make the best FBI agents and why we're available for hire (36:46). This is basically a therapy session and we realize we're crazy, but we feel better when we find out a bunch of you have played the same exact games (49:13). Celebri-TEA ends on a somber note with us reflecting on the shocking passing of the great Chadwick Boseman (59:04) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

Alright, so who TF is dating during corona? NOT THESE TWO GIRLS. And we evaluate whether that's us taking the restrictions too seriously or if we're just losers (05:34). This episode features a fun poll about quarantine, a tangent on why using dating apps suck (12:00), and why the guys we're interested in suck even more (20:34). We wonder how social distancing dates work when you can't kiss (or sleep with) that person (24:35), and also try to understand how there are people quarantining with strangers (31:50). And then, we get real about STD tests and public health (37:15) before going through answers from our IG followers about whether they're pro or anti dating during covid (43:59). To cap off the episode, the Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green/Machine Gun Kelly drama infiltrates Celebri-TEA (01:00:40) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

We start by going a high-key rant about the bizarre world of the UK grading system (5:04). Then we dissect some British stereotypes (9:40) before dropping some truth bombs about what American stereotypes are true and false (14:40). Find out what made Jenna let out a huge sigh (24:45), and if Tati got an A+ in U.S. geography (30:39). As always, we go through replies from our Instagram followers (55:10), and then during Celebri-TEA, we ponder why everyone is coming for Ellen Degeneres' neck (01:05:00) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

From Kobe Bryant's death (R.I.P.) to a freakin’ pandemic to mass protests all around the globe and more -- we are only halfway through the most completely bonkers year that is 2020. And we have a lot to say. We talk about people furiously trying to save the koalas (13:27) to whether POTUS actually tweets himself (20:29). We also dive into our lack of a quarantine bae (31:00), and what being forced to stay at home all the time has taught us (40:43). At one point, we figure out what the male version of a Karen is (51:55)...oh and we also want to FREE BRITNEY (53:15) Don't you? | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot

Are you as single as we are? Have you ever been ghosted? Ever wondered why they can like your social media posts, but you can't get that text back? Well, we're here to talk about all of that. Let us walk you through the trials and tribulations of this modern dating phenomenon known as ghosting and why it drives us completely insane. Timestamps: What is ghosting? Sub-categories of ghostsAsk our IG followersCelebri-TEAFollow us on IG: @youdrivemecrazypod