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Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every Monday!

Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every Monday!

Location:

United States

Description:

Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every Monday!

Twitter:

@thefumiabe

Language:

English


Episodes

Naomi Osaka and The Vibe Economy (w/ SJ Son & Woody Fu)

6/13/2021
Fumi is joined by comedians SJ Son and Woody Fu this week to talk about this sister’s wedding where neither of the families spoke English, making an excel sheet of people you’ve slept with, and Naomi Osaka dropping out of the French open for her mental health! U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - Hack City Comedy Show @ Union Hall 6/25 10pm: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-fumi-abe-and-mic-nguyen-tickets-158019672093 M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW...

Duration:01:04:55

White Fragility on Twitter (w/ Kenice Mobley, WWE)

6/6/2021
It’s just Fumi and Kenice this week talking about hoe-ing, racist dating algorithms, and white guys being fragile on twitter! U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - Hack City Comedy Show @ Union Hall 6/25 10pm: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-fumi-abe-and-mic-nguyen-tickets-158019672093 M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at...

Duration:01:02:51

How Many Asian People Can You Name? (w/ Evelyn Mok, Rice to Meet You)

5/30/2021
The ANA boys sat down with Swedish comedian Evelyn Mok from the Rice to Meet You Podcast this week to talk about the survey that went out recently that revealed that the most famous Asian-American person in America right now is…..”NONE”, as in “I can’t think of any”. We then challenge ourselves to name famous Asian Americans and we quickly lose steam, so we’re probably cancelled by now but at least it was a really fun episode! U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP...

Duration:01:11:24

Feeling Asian Not Asian Pt. I (w/ Youngmi Mayer & Brian Park, Feeling Asian)

5/23/2021
**We did a cross-over episode with the good folx at Feeling Asian podcast! This episode is only half of the conversation, so be sure to tune into Feeling Asian podcast on Wednesday 5/26 to catch the FULL conversation!** Not the podcast 4-some you asked for but the podcast 4-some you deserve! This week Brian Park and Youngmi Mayer from Feeling Asian podcast joined the boys IN PERSON to talk horny girl summer, hot girl summer, and f*ck summer. THEN…Brian and Fumi open up about a recent...

Duration:01:04:15

Mortal Kombat Kollege (w/ Tien Tran, Comedy Central)

5/16/2021
This one got goofy AF! Comedian Tien Tran joined us this week to talk about growing up in the Midwest (Erie PA but close enough), what the Filet-O-Fish means to many Asian families in the US, and straight guys who refer to women as “females” U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at...

Duration:01:12:10

Simu Liu’s Abs vs. Asian Asians (w/ Jessica Gao, Rick & Morty)

5/9/2021
Jessica Gao (Rick & Morty) joined the boys this week to discuss the tension between Asian-Americans and Asian-Asians in Hollywood. U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE...

Duration:00:54:49

Immigrant Moms vs. YouTube Conspiracies (w/ Gastor Almonte)

5/2/2021
Gastor Almonte (Comedy Central) joined the boys this week to talk about East New York culture (the one part of Brooklyn that has not been gentrified yet) and how YouTube conspiracies are coming after our immigrant parents. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING” https://forms.gle/ZtNB5VFKQfq6Z64R8 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch

Duration:01:04:53

Dates After Quarantine Are Awkward AF

4/25/2021
Fumi went on a date and realized that he’s so weird now. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING” https://forms.gle/ZtNB5VFKQfq6Z64R8 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit...

Duration:00:52:29

Stop Asian Hate but with Nuance (w/ Roy Wood Jr., The Daily Show)

4/18/2021
We had an incredible conversation with stand-up legend and correspondent of the Daily Show Roy Wood Jr about complexities of the Stop Asian Hate movement, Roy’s struggle to find his son a Mandarin tutor, and how the best comedians are journalists. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING” https://forms.gle/ZtNB5VFKQfq6Z64R8 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW...

Duration:01:04:09

Asians are “In” Right Now For The Wrong Reasons (w/ Tim Chantarangsu)

4/11/2021
Tim Chantarangsu (formerly known as Tim DeLaGhetto) joined us this week to talk about his experience being the only Asian cast member on Wildn’ Out and his feelings towards “low hanging fruit Asian jokes” that would repeatedly be told on the show. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING” https://forms.gle/ZtNB5VFKQfq6Z64R8 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW...

Duration:01:14:00

The Asian Hate Check-In...PART II

4/4/2021
We had so many fire guests booked over the past few weeks that we realized we never took the time to talk about what’s been going with the Anti-Asian hate thing with just the boys. This is that raw/no-condom convo y’all deserve. “Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?” - Avril Lavigne AND Asian-Americans SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING” https://forms.gle/ZtNB5VFKQfq6Z64R8 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP...

Duration:00:58:20

Tyler Perry Presents…Piccolo! (w/ Alex Babbit)

3/28/2021
Recorded 3/13/21 This one is goofy as hell! Comedian Alex Babbitt joined the boys this week to talk about playing Yu-Gi-Oh in the projects, learning to spit game before coming out as an anime fan, and how Piccolo from DBZ is actually black. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING” https://forms.gle/ZtNB5VFKQfq6Z64R8 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW...

Duration:00:55:44

The Asian Hate Check-In (w/ Michelle Zauner, Japanese Breakfast)

3/21/2021
Last week was loco but we got Michelle Zauner of Japanese Breakfast this week to make sure this week doesn’t suck! Michelle joined us to answer the question “Is Not Knowing How You Feel Asian or Not Asian?”. We get into what it felt like getting texts from friends asking “are you ok?” Re: Georgia attack, the significance of H Mart, and how Asian people macgyver their way into making Asian food when they live in a white town. Pre-order Michelle’s book “Crying in H Mart” now! SUBMIT YOUR...

Duration:01:01:59

[BONUS] Fleshlight Fumi & Matrimonious Mic Return!

3/16/2021
Here's a lil preview of what goes on in our monthly bonus episodes! If you like what you see and want access to more bonus videos, go to Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPod and join at $5/month or higher!

Duration:00:49:20

One Year Later… (w/ Lili Michelle)

3/14/2021
Lili was supposed to be on the show exactly a year ago. For the one year anniversary of COVID, we had Lili on and asked her questions we were gonna ask her in 2020. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING” https://forms.gle/ZtNB5VFKQfq6Z64R8 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress...

Duration:00:44:20

Professionally Vietnamese (w/ Viet Thanh Nguyen, Pulitzer Prize Winner)

3/7/2021
Pulitzer prize winner and author of “The Sympathizer” VIET THANH NGUYEN blessed ANA with his presence this week, and what’s the first thing the boys ask him: if he pees over the band over through the slit. All jokes aside, Viet eloquently talks through his journey as a writer and how Americans should care about sandwiches in the midwest AND stories from the diaspora population. Get a copy of Viet’s new book “The Committed” available now! SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT...

Duration:01:11:32

Long IsLAND of the Rising Sun (w/ Jared Goldstein)

2/28/2021
This is a HOT ONE Folx! Our friend Jared Goldstein joined us this week to talk about his Japanese-Long Island identity, being a child actor, and the recent uptick in anti-Asian sentiment! Check out Jared’s upcoming ZOOM comedy show: SATURDAY 3/13 between 6-8p PT / 9-11p ET All ticket sales will go to The Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund (www.aaldef.org) https://www.eventbrite.com/e/fk-zm-a-comedy-fundraiser-mourning-a-year-of-working-on-zm-tickets-143218790257 SUBMIT YOUR...

Duration:00:57:32

Blond Hair Bushwick Asians Do An*l

2/21/2021
Just the boys this week! Fumi and Mic discuss if being single in your 30s is Asian or Not Asian. Follow us on IG: www.instagram.com/asiannotasianpod www.instagram.com/thefumiabe www.instagram.com/nicepantsbro SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING” https://forms.gle/ZtNB5VFKQfq6Z64R8 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R...

Duration:00:43:32

Make A Documentary to Get Close with Asian Parents (w/ Kulap Vilaysack)

2/14/2021
If you’ve seen the Benihana episode of The Office, you definitely remember KULAP VILAYSACK! Kulap joined us this week to talk about her documentary “Origin Story” (available on Amazon) where she embarks on a journey to find her real family after finding out that the man who raised her was not her biological father at age 14. This one’s RAW EMOTIONS Folx! Check out Kulap’s podcast “Add to Cart” wherever you get your podcast! SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT...

Duration:01:18:09

Lube, Soy Sauce, and Stapler (w/ SuChin Pak, MTV News)

2/7/2021
If you grew up watching music videos on MTV before catching the school bus, you definitely remember SUCHIN PAK! Suchin joined us this week to talk about her MTV News days and what it was like to work in entertainment before social media. We also so another MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING segment about how to talk to your mixed babies about race. Check out Suchin’s podcast “Add to Cart” wherever you get your podcast! SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO OUR NEW SEGMENT ‘MISMANAGEMENT...

Duration:01:03:25