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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Location:

United States

Networks:

Anchor FM

Description:

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Language:

English


Episodes

World Cup is hurting the camels. Indonesia just banned sex outside of marriage.

12/8/2022
World Cup soccer is putting a strain on the camels. Study shows that depressed people don't send Christmas cards. Indonesia bans sex outside of marriage cuz they think it's 1560. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:15:55

Semen filled Christmas ornaments anyone? Famous sword swallower nearly died from too many swords.

12/8/2022
NASA is gonna build roads on the Moon. Christmas tree ornaments filled with bodily fluids. Famous sword swallows hospitalized for swallowing too many swords. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the...

Duration:00:18:19

Doctor removes 23 contact lenses from patient's eye. Free removal of any Kanye West tattoos.

12/7/2022
Man posed as hot woman and acquired a police car. Tattoo studio offers to remove any Kanye West tats for free. Doctor removed 23 contact lenses from intelligent patient's eye. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews...

Duration:00:17:43

Drones make Guns N' Roses very angry, as does a new store that sells guns and flowers.

12/6/2022
Guns N Roses sues a flower/gun store. Axl Rose might have to stop throwing the mic into the crowd. Guns N Roses is pissed off about drones. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website...

Duration:00:14:41

Florida woman sues cuz mac n cheese takes 3.5 minutes. Floridaman assaults with a sex toy.

12/3/2022
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself on flight to Boston. Floridaman charged after throwing sex toy at lady. Florida woman accused of biting kids. Florida woman sues Velveeta because macaroni takes longer than 3.5 minutes to make. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Duration:00:21:53

Ancient Zombie Virus is dug up by scientists. Japan's poop museum is perfect for poop selfies!

12/2/2022
Scientists dig up an ancient zombie virus in Siberia. Japan's poop museum is legit. Dummy robs bank while using his birth certificate for demand note. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official...

Duration:00:19:32

Fake gladiators arrested in Rome for extorting tourists. Father brought son to Hooters controversy.

12/1/2022
Fake gladiators in Rome arrested for tourist extortion. Father brought 9 yo son to Hooters following good grades. Japan fans impress by cleaning up the stadium at World Cup. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews -...

Duration:00:26:04

Every monk tests positive for meth at temple. Thanksgiving family Monopoly game goes violent.

11/30/2022
French office worker wins the right to be boring at work. Arrest made after thanksgiving Monopoly game turns violent. Thai monks arrested after testing positive for meth at the Temple. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:18:52

Police dept requests killer robots for deadly force. Men should touch themselves 21 times for health

11/29/2022
Study suggests men should ejaculate 21 times a month for prostate cancer. Single name individuals will not be allowed entry to UAE. San Francisco police request permission to use killer robots. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:19:10

Floridaman robs Walmart but claims he owns Walmart. Grocery store allows boozing while shopping.

11/26/2022
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida grocery store Publix will allow shoppers to booze. Florida teacher fired for filming OnlyFans porn in classroom. Floridaman drank bleach after court sentencing. Floridaman arrested for shoplifting at Walmart claims he owns Walmart. Florida couple breaks world speed eating records together. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus...

Duration:00:28:02

This country has way too much cocaine. Why are Chinese youth dressing up like American farmers?

11/23/2022
QR codes for gravestones to tell the story of your dead relatives. Chinese influences are posing like American Farmers on social media. Belgium needs more incinerators to burn the abundant of cocaine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:21:17

Mom arrested for making son walk home. The mystery of the circling sheep.

11/23/2022
Mom jailed for making young son walk home. Flock of sheep have been circling for two weeks and no one knows why. Qatar banned sale of beer at World Cup. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the...

Duration:00:22:55

Bar manager accused of making teen girls fight a duel. Suicide pods going on sale soon?

11/22/2022
Manager of a "Girls Bar" accused of forcing teens to fight a duel. It's time to make beans sexy! Suicide pods might be for sale in Switzerland. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website...

Duration:00:18:18

Floridaman breaks into a home to make coffee. Florida lady claims the Bible verse attacked her.

11/19/2022
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a home to make coffee. Fired Dunkin' Donuts worker says manager attacked him with bagel knife. Floridaman chugs beers at EPCOT center and mayhem ensues. Florida lady says the Bible verse attacked her. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Duration:00:29:34

Don't eat the dead whales on the beach! Woman caught with dead boyfriends ashes in a sex toy.

11/18/2022
Do not eat the dead whale carcasses please! Woman caught wearing a sex toy with dead boyfriend's ashes within at airport. 40 thousand mink were released from a farm in Ohio. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews -...

Duration:00:14:05

Native American scalps illegally sold online. Judge attacked by a chocolate chip muffin.

11/17/2022
FBI investigates illegal online sale of a Native American human scalp. Muffin was thrown at a judge during sentencing. Woman delivered her best friend's baby to discover it was her husband's. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:21:37

Grandpa chainsmokes while running a marathon. Three mermaids saved a drowning scuba diver.

11/16/2022
Chinese grandpa ran a marathon while chain smoking. Hello fresh accused of using monkey labor. Three mermaids rescued scuba in California. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website...

Duration:00:20:37

Police warn against buying owls from strangers on drugs. Nudist wants to get naked in your garden.

11/15/2022
Nudist is looking to rent your garden to be naked in. Police warn about buying owls from strangers while on drugs. Polish leader blames birth rate on drunk women. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out...

Duration:00:19:49

Floridaman stuffed gun inside a raw chicken to bring on plane. Florida has it's own idea of planking

11/12/2022
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hit man with a plank. Floridaman sold a bomb to a cop. Floridaman pretended to be Irish for fraud. Floridaman stuffed a gun inside raw chicken for plane. Floridaman tried to escape Florida on stolen boat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Duration:00:22:35

Child bites a cobra to death. Philadelphia Chicken Man regrets eating 40 rotisserie chickens.

11/11/2022
Cobra died after being bit by a child. Philadelphia chicken man ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Argentina reveal they got married. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out...

Duration:00:13:05