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Comedy

Every day I talk to myself like a lunatic, so why not embarrass the future me by recording what I say. This is also to make traffic more fun (if that’s even possible)... Also this podcast is a Bill Burr ripoff wannabe Monday Morning Podcast, so there’s that.

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Every day I talk to myself like a lunatic, so why not embarrass the future me by recording what I say. This is also to make traffic more fun (if that’s even possible)... Also this podcast is a Bill Burr ripoff wannabe Monday Morning Podcast, so there’s that.

Language:

English


Episodes
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NBA Talk - Old episode that I never Published

8/12/2022
I’m back, kinda! Here’s more of my bs. Extremely late and outdated podcast. I’ll post something new soon.

Duration:00:16:54

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Best Weekend So Far

6/1/2021
Celebrating 🥳 5 years with the same person

Duration:00:16:42

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Yelling at Cupcakes

5/20/2021
Tried to do something nice on my mother’s birthday, but it went sideways! Waking up extremely early to then know it was kinda pointless…

Duration:00:18:26

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50 Million Dollar Fast Lane towards TRAFFIC

5/7/2021
It’s finally open! Bill Gates Divorce! A headache that turned out to be another headache. Babbling / ranting about new highway, Bill Gates and something about HomeDepot

Duration:00:22:24

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Grandpa with Huge Testicle

5/3/2021
Ranting about a boxer that kill his pregnant girlfriend, need money to make money and athletic injuries without being an athlete.

Duration:00:15:28

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Black Market goes Hardcore with PLANTS 🪴

4/30/2021
Babbling about illegal succulents underground marketplace, people being fired and millionaire designer trees 🌲

Duration:00:15:28

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Super Homeless Oscars League

4/28/2021
Ranting about the new soccer league in Europe, the Oscars 2021 kicking out the homeless and nothing else

Duration:00:17:20

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TikTok : Jiggling your JUNK

4/23/2021
TikTok first impressions. Might do videos there someday idk

Duration:00:13:51

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Musk MONKEY with MIND CONTROL

4/22/2021
🐒 Monkey that CONTROLS Sh*t with his MIND!!!!!!! 🤯 the thing that nobody is talking about. He can play video games without a controller and people are talking about the latest Kardashian pubic hair

Duration:00:09:57

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Morning Wood: a Tiger Woods Documentary

4/18/2021
This is just an idiot talking about Tiger Woods documentary on HBO, while driving to get my nose f**ked, to know if I got the pandemic juice 🧃

Duration:00:23:14

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Corona Coin 💲

4/16/2021
Well f-me... lost money, time and plans. This is a rant about the latest losing of crap 💩 that happened to me

Duration:00:14:20

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Cookie Dough Monster 🍪👹

4/14/2021
Babbling about the horrible things I ate last night, Johnson & Johnson vaccines, and hugging in Covid times.

Duration:00:13:40

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Crap I Deal with On the Daily

4/13/2021
Ranting about everything kinda, old ladies making me fat, fighting in the office space, money hungry government whores that seek contracts that don’t fix anything, and looking gay as that’s ok.👌

Duration:00:23:47

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BitClout 🪙 lets WASTE our Money in Human Capital

4/9/2021
Ranting about BitClout, new crypto currency based on human social status. Logan Paul, David Dobrik and Elon Musk, all new coins you can invest on 💰

Duration:00:10:25

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One Child Nation / The Operation

4/7/2021
Trigger Warning and what not: this episode is about abortions and the sterilization of women, so do with that what you will. Documentaries mentioned in this podcast: One Child Nation and The Operation.

Duration:00:23:48

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The Key to a Useless Condom

4/6/2021
Woman caught sleeping at her cubicle. What a Scandal! Babbling about condoms at work, leaving my house keys 🔑 and the life of a burglar.

Duration:00:17:55

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The CURE for your BALD Ass

3/31/2021
I look like a dork mixed with a geek mixed with a nerd who married an incel. Gotta change my style. Ranting about Instagram inspirational posts and some random guy who won’t shave his almost bald head!

Duration:00:15:45

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Loving Mother One Egg

3/30/2021
This fat ass rants about burning a hole in his pocket because all the money he spent on a fudging car and how a loving parent fights with others.

Duration:00:18:02

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FISH are CANCELED... apparently

3/29/2021
Deep dive on the new documentary about the fishing industry, Seaspiracy on Netflix. Also rant about other future docs that will be released on Human Destruction, getting rid of the news and negative positivity. BTW this is a special rooftop episode, so you might hear odd real world stuff. 🐠 🐟 🎣

Duration:00:36:30

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Girlfriend sleeping with her DOG

3/25/2021
At War with my gf dog! Ranting about my embarrassment MacDonalds breakfast meal, gym bros and fat co workers.

Duration:00:13:28