Aimee+Shawn

Last night Shawn saw "Wicked" and decided not to spoil it for Aimee or anyone else. That said - it's great. Aimee couldn't get her car started so her husband had to save her. He came by, and boom, it worked. There are some things men (and women) tend to be better at. It's Week 12 of our NFL Lock of The Week competition and the last week before the bye. This could be a pivotal week. Can Aimee close the gap or is Aimee running away from it again?

Shawn's fiancé Sammi is asking to get a relationship book they can read together for Christmas. Shawn didn't realize you can read the books if things are actually going well. Aimee looked around and realized all of her neighbors keep divorcing and now she's starting to think it is her. Plus, damn is therapy expensive. Wait until you hear the recent bill Shawn just paid.

If you are going to a holiday party that someone else is hosting, are you required to bring a gift or food for a pot luck? What is the default assumption? Aimee and Shawn's boys are absolutely devastating Shawn's betting budget in Lock Of The Week. Aimee watched her youngest son leave the house without the parents for the first time this week, and it was emotional for both of them.

Shawn went to pick up an order at Target. A calm conversation was escalated massively by a buffoon of an employee and Aimee was shocked when she heard what she told Shawn. Our listener Sue thinks she knows how she was trained. Aimee had an acquaintance accidentally involve her in a drug deal. Um, awkward. A randomly handwritten letter was sent to Shawn from someone he doesn't know. When he opened it, it all became clear.

Aimee is STRESSED about her son's football game. Meanwhile, somehow it is Shawn's son on concussion protocol. Out of the clear blue, Aimee's acquaintance asked her to send a bottle of collectible booze across the country. She thought it was fake. Our Lock Of The Week competition is nearing its end and this week could seal the deal for Colin. Plus it's a day late, but Teresa plays it forward!

Shawn got suckered into watching The Golden Bachelorette this season and... he was NOT impressed with how Joan handled things. At all. How do you break up with someone the right way? Aimee might return a half used candle. But before you raise your eyebrows, hear her out. Once again, Facebook Marketplace is treating Shawn poorly.

(Honestly, after the show we wanted to name it "My Husband Wouldn't Agree" but we didn't catch it in time) Aimee had to have her husband drop her off today, and it disrupted her whole flow. Michael Strahan is in "hot water" for not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem... but Shawn isn't having it. And the Lock Of The Week is over for Week 10. Can Aimee keep up with Colin?

[Unfortunately our Podcast platform has removed the ability to easily add chapters to the podcast, so unfortunately it's just a chunk now. We are sorry! We love you! Omny, not so much.] Shawn has figured out the one link between the few (and very dumb) arguments that he's had with his fiancé Sammi. Aimee was accused of boosting pork at Smith's, leading to an embarrassing moment in the parking lot. How did your dog get its name?

Some guy put his hand in Aimee's face during her son's football game over the weekend and she is STILL steaming mad. Some guy lost his job after being caught taking a sick day at the Dodgers championship parade. But lets be honest... we have all called in a fake day from time to time. Plus Yellowstone is back... and while it was great for the first couple seasons, it has been terrible since. Can it be considered a good show now?

Friday is finally here, and Aimee's son has his big game tonight. Hopefully everyone shows up to play. The team was over her house and she said they should do a TikTok challenge that ended up in one of the players flipping the bird and walking out. The Lock Of The Week is back for Week 10 and Aimee is once again tied with Colin. Plus what is Aimee worried about with Beyonce?

So, anything new? Aimee doesn't follow directions, which might be to blame for her high blood pressure (and DEFINITELY is to blame for her husband's) There are sus looking buildings all over Las Vegas and Shawn wants to know what's really going on. World Market Center, NO WINDOWS? Really?! Aimee got a compliment from her son that... she hated hearing. We talk about the compliments that really aren't.

It is (finally) Election Day! Let's get this over with. Shawn brought all of the political mailers he received this election cycle and while some of them are really fancy, none of them changed his mind. Aimee got a random call from a friend and it warmed her heart. Plus Shawn's son Colin claws his way back to first in the Lock Of The Week! And finally... after 16 failures... will someone FINALLY win 8 In 88?

Aimee is allergic to life at the moment, so pardon her voice. The Amazon package stolen from Shawn's front door on Halloween came back... and it was a touching moment. Aimee is wondering if it is OK to have her older son bring a female friend into his room unsupervised. That's a no, right? Shawn's fiancé Sammi thinks Shawn might be a little OCD about the dishwasher.

Aimee got her 16 year old son's Christmas list... and there was only one thing: car. After she got done laughing for several minutes, she wondered if it is required of her to get him one at this age? Aim and Shawn's kids are in a tight competition in the Lock Of The Week. What will they choose this week? And we are 0-14 in 8 In 88. Can someone finally beat this thing?

Aimee+Shawn had a great talk in the car after Night Of The Witches last night and... they are both regretting it because they are tired this morning. Aimee is wondering what she should be tonight, and wondering why Des Moines has to be weird about Halloween. Shawn heard a hysterical "replacement swear" yesterday and wants to go over some other covert curses. Plus do you prefer being a driver or passenger? If you're driving in the car with Aimee, it's best you drive.

Shawn and his son waited patiently for the men's bathroom to open. An employee opened the door eventually and said "you could have used the other (women's) bathroom". Aimee is convinced a fake cowboy at a Halloween party tried to roofie her. Plus we all get stuck on that one random game on our phone. Shawn can't put this down and his so miffed at his fiancé for it.

Aimee's husband Patrick heard about Shawn's smooth shirts and wants to know more. But will Aimee be able to look at him without picturing Shawn? Lock Of The Week rolls on and there is now a clear front runner. Did Aimee finally get the edge against the boys? Aimee's family had a pumpkin painting competition over the weekend... and she was the runner up. Plus Wednesday night is the Night Of The Witches and Aimee+Shawn are emceeing and judging again!

Shawn tried getting to the UNLV Football game and his parking garage he pre-purchased parking at was sold out. The first three escalators to get to his seat weren't the right ones. And they lost. Aimee had to make her son settle for an outfit that he didn't want. Again. Matthew Perry's family is speaking out for the first time since he passed 1 year ago. Plus will someone FINALLY win 8 In 88?

Aimee has her high maintenance guest over that she genuinely loves... but it looks like he's moving in a bit. Meanwhile, our Lock Of The Week competition is heating up and Aimee and the boys give us their picks for week 8. Plus... there were unicorns in the bible?

Aimee is back baby! Why was she out in the first place? The 90s were a wild time and looking back, we are shocked our parents let us watch half of the shows back then. A viral math equation has Aimee+Shawn looking stupid. Plus yes, we are exhausted by political ads and spam texts. We read some of the dumbest ones we've gotten.