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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Language:

English


Episodes

Love Thy House

9/19/2023
Abbey and Peter sit down this week and talk all things grand designs. Abbey is well known for her love of a pet project/doer upper and is on hand to give some top tips on how to spruce up your interiors without breaking the bank! Pete also has some very interesting suggestions on how he would improve their current home and relives some childhood fantasies when weighing up the idea of creating a soft play area for the kids. In the weekly whine club, we hear from a husband whose wife-to-be is driving him round the bend by refusing to listen to the podcast and from a long suffering husband whose wife struggles to follow TV plot lines. All this and much more only on, the Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:53:39

Back to School!

9/12/2023
With term time back upon us, Abbey and Peter sit down to reflect on their summer holidays and their mixed emotions now that the little ones have gone back to school. The gang have some tips on how to get back into the swing of things if you have fallen out of routine and some other pearls of wisdom on how to make the most of your time away from the kids. In a change of tone for the weekly whine club we hear some uplifting stories of how your other halves have gone the extra mile this week to put a smile on your face so it is less of a weekly whine and more of weekly shine! However, it is business as usual for the Agony Abs and we find out what to do when someone prematurely drops the L bomb and how to get you partner back when they criticise your weekly shopping skills. All this, and much more, only on The Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:44:37

Holiday Ep Pt 2

9/5/2023
We are back and live from sunny Portugal with the gang discussing all things fashion! Abbey is on hand to give some tips on how to bring your man up from a strong 4 to a 6.5, and Pete spills the beans on how to achieve the Amalfi coast-chic look he has been known to rock. We also learn of the perils of drinking tap water and Pete has some very questionable Dad jokes that make an appearance. In Agony Ab, we hear of a young woman contemplating leaving her life behind up north and moving herself to the big smoke and from one of our poor listeners who cringes every time she hears his name, what a stu-pot! Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:46:07

Moving Abroad

8/29/2023
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and go on holiday to where The Therapy Crouch began. If you could move abroad where would you go and why? Would you move to a quiet American raunch? Or would you prefer a beautiful house secluded in a Spanish mountain range? Today Peter & Abbey discuss their preferences on where they could move to and the countries which are on their travel list. You guys have also been in touch to keep us updated on your own weekly whines and dilemmas that have come up over the past week. We hear from a women who's husband refuses to help clean the house & a man who has put on a stone while trying to lose weight. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:50:16

Bonus: Abbey Almost Gets The Boot

8/25/2023
In this extra special episode of the pod, courtesy of Acast Creative and WhatsApp from Meta, Abbey and Pete switch phones and dive deep into their chats. Golf gets cancelled, Pete wins the "Champion's Shield" and Abbey almost get’s the boot. So get comfy, enjoy the episode, and remember to lock your chats!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:16:09

Beige Flags

8/22/2023
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are discussing one of the hottest new TikTok trends that is….Beige Flags. Does your boyfriend rely on a waiter’s recommendations to make his food choices? Or ever found yourself on a date with someone who uses well known sayings in slightly the wrong context? Well you are not alone! Today the gang go through some of the most well known beige flags around as well as some of their own for each other. You guys have also been in touch to keep us updated on your own weekly whines and dilemmas that have come up over the past week. We hear from a woman who is sick to death of her husband’s noisy bedroom antics as well as a disgruntled sister who fears her little brother is trying to take the shine off her big day. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Listener Choice awards https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:42:32

And they call it, Puppy Love

8/15/2023
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are discussing all things young love. With their own daughter approaching dating age, the gang reflect on some of their own young love experiences. Abbey reminisces on getting caught telling porky pies so she could sneak out without a chaperone whilst Pete cringes at some of his Dad’s antics when he was young and on the pull. We have also heard from some of our listeners whose young love story has lasted the test of time and they are still rocking it many years later - much to the dismay of some of their doubting High School teachers. And finally, the country’s favourite Agony Ab is back to help with some of the dilemmas you guys have found yourself in the past couple of weeks - with a needy boyfriend who insists on a morning cuddles and a wife who is dreading spending time with her husband during his paternity leave being just a couple. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Listener Choice awards https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:01:53

To Dream The Impossible Dream

8/8/2023
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a while to sit down and discuss some of their dreams and aspirations both as a pair of youngsters and now as one of the UK’s most prominent power couples. We hear about Abbey’s early days in Genie Queen - Liverpool’s answer to the Sugababes - and a young football protege with dreams of scoring 100 premier league goals and becoming the nation’s Podfather in the process. We also hear from our lovely listeners with their Weekly Whines and Agony Abs. We hear about one of listeners whose girlfriend has being using their toothbrush for bit of DIY and a fellow NETTO alumni has been in touch with a playground anthem that has been sung for generations across Merseyside. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:04:34

Freaky Friday

8/1/2023
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace their inner Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsey Lohan and ponder one of life’s great questions…..what would you do if you found yourself in a Freaky Friday situation? They look at which one of their heroes they would most like to switch with, what would be the first thing they’d do if they found themselves in the other’s body (parental guidance advised) and Peter answers a very tricky question regarding his mum and Abbey’s own Freaky Friday experience. In Agony Ab, we hear from the only woman on the planet who is offended her husband believes she resembles Margot Robbie and Pete tries to help a sister out who’s in desperate need of some funny one liners for her Tinder profile. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:05:37

The Language of Love

7/25/2023
Welcome back to this week’s Therapy Crouch! Today Abbey and Peter are on the couch to talk about their respective ‘love languages’ If the terms ‘Words of Affirmation, Gift giving, Touch, Acts of Service, and Quality Time’ leave you feeling a bit confuddled then have no fear we have got you covered. Abbey’s questionable math skills are also called into question after one of our dear listeners writes in to celebrate one of his wife’s recent achievements as well as what to do when your best friend wants to order dominoes for their wedding breakfast. The nations favourite Agony Ab is also back in action and is helping you navigate just how to avoid giving someone in your friendship group mixed signals when it comes to your love language and also what to do when your in laws become a bit ‘too close for comfort’ Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:56:05

Friends with (no) benefits

7/18/2023
ADVISORY CONTENT WARNING: Unfortunately, our mics dropped out for the last 10 mins of this week’s episode so we apologise for the last 5 minutes… Welcome to this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey has had some life affirming news and it has encouraged the gang to discuss all things friendship group related. Ever found yourself stuck with a talkative boring Norman at a wedding? Or had the dreaded experience of when two of your close friends split up and you don’t know which one to keep? You’re not alone. Abbey and Peter are here to give you some witty personal anecdotes, and advice on what to do if you ever find yourself in one of these sticky situations. We also find out why Pete could be inline for the next Gucci modelling job and Abbey has some choice words for one of our listeners who has an issue with her attempt at an Italian accent. It’s a cracker! Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:05:56

The Roaring 30's

7/11/2023
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch we have some big news……. Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)Ever After is out on October 12th. To preorder your copy got to https://lnk.to/therapycrouch where you will find links to a limited number of signed copies, the audio book and more. In the rest of the podcast, Abbey and Peter are on hand to discuss how to handle turning the big 3 0! With Abbey adamant that life doesn’t start till 40, if you are concerned about this big birthday then fear no more we have got you covered. In Agony Ab, we hear from a woman who is concerned she may have chosen the wrong shade or (strawberry) blonde in her mating partner, and someone who is concerned about her boyfriends offensive dress sense Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:03:13

Glasto...Part 2

7/4/2023
It’s the one you have all been waiting for! After a rather hectic Glastonbury experience, a slightly worse for wear Therapy Crouch is here to dish the dirt on what went down at Worthy Farm. The gang battle through some rather self-inflicted hangovers and lift the lid on their Glastonbury experience - expect a lot of Elton John chat, Abbey’s step count and the avoidance of the dreaded long drop…. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:49:59

Father's Day

6/27/2023
Happy Tuesday! On this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter sit down and have a chat about their recent Father’s Day festivities, with Pete having put in a slightly underwhelming performance on Mother’s Day, is it likely Abbey pulled out all the stops for him this year? There is only one way to find out! To kick things off, Abbey and Peter share with us some of their favourite Dad jokes (that’s rubbish jokes, not jokes about Dads, Peter) In Agony Ab, the gang are on hand to give some advice for when your best mate gets a new girlfriend and she is constantly up staging you in the best friend department. Abbey is also on hand for some reassuring advice for one of our listeners who has recently seen one of her flings develop into something more serious with potentially catastrophic consequences. So sit back, relax and enjoy this weeks Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:05:18

Glastonbury...Part 1

6/20/2023
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! This week, your favourite couple take a sit down to spill the beans on all their Glastonbury planning and preparations. We have got some interesting ideas on how we can help Pete go incognito in the crowd (wig suggestions welcome) and Abbey gives a breakdown on how she is going to give Sir Elton John himself a run for his money when it comes to outfit changes. In Weekly Whine Club you guys have been in touch to berate Peter about his skinny wrists and we also hear how you have incorporated this into your own daily lives with varying degrees of success. Agony Ab is also back…but this time with a twist! Rather than our usual pearls of wisdom and relationship saving advice, we hear some of your best (and worst) festival stories….from burst sh*t pipes and POONCHO nightmares - nothing is off the cards. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:56:46

T’is the (birthday) season

6/13/2023
It’s your favourite time of the week again! Today, Abbey and Peter are back on The Therapy Crouch to discuss their very busy birthday scheduling, Spring has certainly sprung! Off the back of a rather large weekend in her hometown of Liverpool its safe to say the pair are still feeling slightly worse for wear but the main question is was it all worth it? We will let you be the judge. The gang also breakdown some of their most memorable birthday moments and some of their big bday plans for the little ones as well. In Agony Ab, we learn the dangers of downing too many pints of Guinness when your rocking a bowt of undiagnosed IBS as well as why, in some instances, being a single, half sock wearing cat owner is acceptable. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:58:47

The Rulebreakers

6/6/2023
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing attitudes when it comes to parenting styles - expect fun dad and house management vibes. And it isn’t just Abbey and Pete’s parenting styles that we get a glimpse into, but you guys as well! We hear from a couple whose attempts at confiscating their child’s Peppa Pig tablet backfired with some hilarious results. In Agony Ab, we learn of a fairly new and sh*t cultural phenomenon called a ‘Sten do’ as well as what to do when you suspect the girl you’ve got your eye on may be playing the o’l treat them mean keep them keen tactics on you. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:00:15

They Call Me The Godfather

5/30/2023
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! On this week’s episode Abbey and Peter are on hand to share some pearls of wisdom on what makes a good godparent, and some top tips on how to expertly navigate a thanks but no thanks conversation with your nearest and dearest. In Agony Ab, Abbey and Peter are on hand to help when your better half suddenly decides to take up the gym 10 years too late and we hear from Louis, one of our international listeners who needs some advice on how to make the first move! We hope you enjoy this very special episode from the OG Podfather and your fairy Podmother! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy #AbbeyClancy #PeterCrouch #TherapyCrouch #CoupleGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:05:07

Sticky Icky

5/23/2023
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, there is no messing around in the Crouch family household as Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their biggest icks. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, an ick, as described by Urban Dictionary is: ‘Something someone does that is an instant turn-off for you, making you instantly hate the idea of being with them romantically.’ And boy, have we got some icks for you….. from people who run for busses, to men with long nails and even the word ick itself! Stay tuned for some side splitting real good sticky icky fun on the couch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:05:28

The Power Shift

5/16/2023
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a little revisit one of the more contentious topics from a previous episode - the power shift that happens when a couple decides to put a ring on it. With Pete claiming that golf trips and nights out with the lads swiftly becomes a thing of the past, Abbey decides to call bullsh*t….big time. With the help of you, the listener, Abbey also decides to put together her own ‘Good Househusband Guide’ with some do’s and don’s included if you want to maintain your happy wife, happy life. We hope you enjoy this weeks episode of, The Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:57:33