Entry-level in the anal-level or a manual for virgins and fuckers
Ondrej Vejsada
There's a lot of instructions on how to pick up, unpack and then even evacuate a woman, but mostly it's just bullshit from bullshitted dreamers, bullshits. I don't wanna play smart, I don't wanna put honey around your mouth. I want to write my experience - take it or leave it... I don't give a shit. Think of it as a conversation between friends over a beer. That's why I strongly warn women against reading this book. I'm not forbidding, I'm not discouraging, but I'm warning! You will peek under our noses, as I have (not only) peeked under yours. I have experienced everything described here. At least I don't consider myself a complete moron, so I can understand what I have experienced and articulate it in a way that makes it clear why I experienced it and why it happened the way it did. This book is harsh, yet and maybe that is why it is so true, honest, open and real. If you want to use that kind of scholarly punditry, it's hyperrealistic, provocative, decadent, existentialist, cynical to the point of nihilistic... But let's stop playing these lame games with each other already. Let's finally be ourselves and be who we really are. Let the argument be that I have been an almost fully faithful husband for thirty years and then, after my wife left me for a lover, a fucker of enormous proportions experiencing seven relationships at once in one maximum moment... In short, I know something about life and women or at least I have experienced a lot = that's what I want to write here - look no further… To all the critics and especially feminists who will be quietly vomiting in the corner after a glimpse, I have only one message - folks, put your nipples behind your foreskins!
Duration - 3h 26m.
Author - Ondrej Vejsada.
Narrator - Rick Font.
Published Date - Sunday, 15 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2023 Ondrej Vejsada ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
There's a lot of instructions on how to pick up, unpack and then even evacuate a woman, but mostly it's just bullshit from bullshitted dreamers, bullshits. I don't wanna play smart, I don't wanna put honey around your mouth. I want to write my experience - take it or leave it... I don't give a shit. Think of it as a conversation between friends over a beer. That's why I strongly warn women against reading this book. I'm not forbidding, I'm not discouraging, but I'm warning! You will peek under our noses, as I have (not only) peeked under yours. I have experienced everything described here. At least I don't consider myself a complete moron, so I can understand what I have experienced and articulate it in a way that makes it clear why I experienced it and why it happened the way it did. This book is harsh, yet and maybe that is why it is so true, honest, open and real. If you want to use that kind of scholarly punditry, it's hyperrealistic, provocative, decadent, existentialist, cynical to the point of nihilistic... But let's stop playing these lame games with each other already. Let's finally be ourselves and be who we really are. Let the argument be that I have been an almost fully faithful husband for thirty years and then, after my wife left me for a lover, a fucker of enormous proportions experiencing seven relationships at once in one maximum moment... In short, I know something about life and women or at least I have experienced a lot = that's what I want to write here - look no further… To all the critics and especially feminists who will be quietly vomiting in the corner after a glimpse, I have only one message - folks, put your nipples behind your foreskins! Duration - 3h 26m. Author - Ondrej Vejsada. Narrator - Rick Font. Published Date - Sunday, 15 January 2023. Copyright - © 2023 Ondrej Vejsada ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:10
Introduction
Duration:00:02:29
Chapter01 entry level in the anal level huh
Duration:00:01:31
Chapter02 so first a few probably unnecessary words about me
Duration:00:05:13
Chapter03 the harsh truth about packing girls or lets start from the beginning
Duration:00:04:18
Chapter04 what do women choose men by or what is charisma
Duration:00:08:12
Chapter05 dating tricks or you stink you dont score
Duration:00:07:38
Chapter06 show must go on
Duration:00:06:14
Chapter07 so picked up her and whats next
Duration:00:08:20
Chapter08 the intricacies of communication or shut up and nothing will happen to you
Duration:00:09:38
Chapter09 oh the games or man be angry
Duration:00:09:42
Chapter10 write everything to my wife filomena
Duration:00:05:31
Chapter11 sex then well about time eh
Duration:00:09:08
Chapter12 hygiene or a dose of real disgusting yuck and sorry
Duration:00:06:13
Chapter13 excuse me doctor whos cleaning your room
Duration:00:11:04
Chapter14 how to get rid of a woman or glory to breakups
Duration:00:09:00
Chapter15 the curse of the everyday or work or run
Duration:00:09:37
Chapter16 the glitz and gloom of dating sites
Duration:00:08:39
Chapter17 omnia vincit amor
Duration:00:02:56
Chapter18 questions and answers part 1
Duration:00:06:17
Chapter19 questions and answers part 2
Duration:00:09:23
Chapter20 for amateri com
Duration:00:08:37
Chapter21 a friendship with benefits or a love relationship without benefits
Duration:00:05:02
Chapter22 he tries it on every chick
Duration:00:03:11
Chapter23 like she doesnt have her
Duration:00:02:52
Chapter24 premature ejaculation
Duration:00:08:22
Chapter25 the handyman services
Duration:00:02:35
Chapter26 if equality then equality
Duration:00:02:32
Chapter27 words words words
Duration:00:06:11
Chapter28 thank god for the bitchies
Duration:00:10:47
Chapter29 a well hidden violin
Duration:00:05:25
Chapter30 treat me like a stranger
Duration:00:04:37
Chapter31 slightly philosophical reflection
Duration:00:04:23
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:16