Bill The Vampire
Rick Gualtieri
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM.
Loud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure - leaving him at death’s door with his throat torn out.
Now he’s a vampire, trapped in a world of monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler. They’re giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn’t give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.
This game isn't over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that's too obnoxious to quit. He’ll need all that and more if he doesn’t want to end up even deader than last time.
Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who's still at the bottom of the food chain.
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Bram Stoker meets The Big Bang Theory in Bill The Vampire – book one of The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that’ll leave you thirsting for more.
Perfect for fans of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Jim Butcher, and What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish.
Don’t miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
Duration - 4h 31m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Monday, 23 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2012 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM. Loud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure - leaving him at death’s door with his throat torn out. Now he’s a vampire, trapped in a world of monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler. They’re giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn’t give them a reason to dust his ass sooner. This game isn't over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that's too obnoxious to quit. He’ll need all that and more if he doesn’t want to end up even deader than last time. Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who's still at the bottom of the food chain. ---------- Bram Stoker meets The Big Bang Theory in Bill The Vampire – book one of The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that’ll leave you thirsting for more. Perfect for fans of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Jim Butcher, and What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish. Don’t miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor. Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor Duration - 4h 31m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Monday, 23 January 2023. Copyright - © 2012 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:17
Chapter 1: The Day I Died
Duration:00:07:51
Chapter 2: Before I Became the Dearly Departed
Duration:00:06:41
Chapter 3: The Day Before the Day I Died
Duration:00:16:10
Chapter 4: A Party to Die For
Duration:00:14:10
Chapter 5: Be Still, My Beating Heart
Duration:00:04:07
Chapter 6: Bill the Vampire
Duration:00:12:56
Chapter 7: It Sucks To Be a Vampire
Duration:00:22:27
Chapter 8: Sunday Bloody Sunday
Duration:00:20:41
Chapter 9: Coming Clean
Duration:00:09:53
Chapter 10: The Long Road ... err, Train, Back Home
Duration:00:14:01
Chapter 11: How Do We Sleep When Our Beds Are Burning?
Duration:00:08:40
Chapter 12: One Will Stand, One Will Fall
Duration:00:12:51
Chapter 13: And Now for a Kung-Fu Training Montage
Duration:00:11:24
Chapter 14: Back To the Meat Grinder
Duration:00:10:59
Chapter 15: History Lesson
Duration:00:17:57
Chapter 16: Date Night
Duration:00:43:55
Chapter 17: The Dork Tower
Duration:00:24:39
Chapter 18: Kicking Ass and Taking Names
Duration:00:14:06
Chapter 19: The Terror That Flaps in the Night
Duration:00:10:13
Chapter 20: 99 Problems and a Bitch is Definitely One
Duration:00:13:14
Chapter 21: Vampire on Vampire Action
Duration:00:14:24
Chapter 22: The Road Trip of the Damned
Duration:00:25:19
Chapter 23: On the Road Again
Duration:00:28:01
Chapter 24: Grudge Match
Duration:00:25:47
Chapter 25: Here Comes the Sun...
Duration:00:55:55
And, Of Course, There's an Epilogue
Duration:00:12:57
Author Greeting
Duration:00:00:18
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:22