Time Purge
Martina Fetzer
Who wants to live forever?
No one, it turns out.
Paranormal detectives Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith have a problem.
Following an ill-advised time travel adventure, Smith is immortal...and he's not happy about it. He lashes out against everyone and everything. When the detectives go on daytime television, Smith whistleblows the existence of vampires.
The public fallout is immense.
While vampires plot revenge, the detectives and their family are targeted by protestors, monster rights activists, and an aesthetics-obsessed billionaire ready to make the men an offer that will change their lives (and afterlives) forever.
Can they die happily ever after?
About the Series
The Brooks & Smith series brings fast-paced science fiction and fantasy with an emphasis on humor. It follows two detectives and their makeshift family on a series of increasingly absurd adventures. These books are often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. This is book 2.
About the Audiobook
Narrated by James Urbaniak (The Venture Bros., Difficult People, The Fabelmans), Time Purge will have you laughing through even its bleakest moments. It is not recommended that you listen while constructing a bridge or negotiating diplomatic peace.
Duration - 6h 3m.
Author - Martina Fetzer.
Narrator - James Urbaniak.
Published Date - Friday, 27 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2017 Befuddling Books ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Martina Fetzer
James Urbaniak
Brooks & Smith
Befuddling Books
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Who wants to live forever? No one, it turns out. Paranormal detectives Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith have a problem. Following an ill-advised time travel adventure, Smith is immortal...and he's not happy about it. He lashes out against everyone and everything. When the detectives go on daytime television, Smith whistleblows the existence of vampires. The public fallout is immense. While vampires plot revenge, the detectives and their family are targeted by protestors, monster rights activists, and an aesthetics-obsessed billionaire ready to make the men an offer that will change their lives (and afterlives) forever. Can they die happily ever after? About the Series The Brooks & Smith series brings fast-paced science fiction and fantasy with an emphasis on humor. It follows two detectives and their makeshift family on a series of increasingly absurd adventures. These books are often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. This is book 2. About the Audiobook Narrated by James Urbaniak (The Venture Bros., Difficult People, The Fabelmans), Time Purge will have you laughing through even its bleakest moments. It is not recommended that you listen while constructing a bridge or negotiating diplomatic peace. Duration - 6h 3m. Author - Martina Fetzer. Narrator - James Urbaniak. Published Date - Friday, 27 January 2023. Copyright - © 2017 Befuddling Books ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
Recap
Duration:00:01:57
Prologue
Duration:00:03:58
1 A Big Reveal
Duration:00:05:17
2 A Grey Matter
Duration:00:04:08
3 Steering Away
Duration:00:09:08
4 Lemon Party
Duration:00:11:23
5 Burroughs
Duration:00:05:49
6 Interview with a Quagmire
Duration:00:07:36
7 The God Allusion
Duration:00:10:39
8 Creeping
Duration:00:08:16
9 Doth Protest Too Much
Duration:00:07:03
10 Checkers
Duration:00:07:54
11 Snip
Duration:00:05:31
12 No BS
Duration:00:06:19
13 Do Cyborgs Scream for Ice Cream
Duration:00:07:08
14 Vamp Ire
Duration:00:06:11
15 In Zane
Duration:00:04:02
16 Back to Black
Duration:00:05:42
17 Chained Melody
Duration:00:08:41
18 The Worst Vampires in the World
Duration:00:05:51
19 Eccentric
Duration:00:09:41
20 Take a Break
Duration:00:05:58
21 A Green Herring
Duration:00:05:39
22 Virtual Fantasy
Duration:00:05:35
23 No Creep 'Til Brooklyn
Duration:00:05:16
24 A Complete Shitshow
Duration:00:03:16
25 Big Money
Duration:00:05:20
26 Drop the Mike
Duration:00:05:40
27 Reunited and It Feels Okay
Duration:00:08:49
28 Vindication
Duration:00:07:03
29 True Detectives
Duration:00:05:43
30 One Shade of Grey
Duration:00:08:16
31 A Walk in the Park
Duration:00:04:51
32 Payment in Full
Duration:00:04:19
33 Those Meddling Kids
Duration:00:05:05
34 BS
Duration:00:08:31
35 High Jump Champion
Duration:00:04:51
36 Operation Jealousy
Duration:00:04:38
37 River Trash Gold Mine
Duration:00:04:08
38 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Heights Psychiatric Associates
Duration:00:09:29
39 Purgatory
Duration:00:14:15
40 Palate-Cleansing Action Sequence
Duration:00:04:44
41 The Afterlife(TM)
Duration:00:10:22
42 Hesitant with the President
Duration:00:03:53
43 Wraith to the Top
Duration:00:08:03
44 Everyone Is Miserable or Dead
Duration:00:03:02
45 Cyborg Security
Duration:00:12:13
46 Private Eyes
Duration:00:08:35
47 Level 3 FUCT
Duration:00:06:02
48 Immortal Combat
Duration:00:07:43
49 Extended Action Sequence
Duration:00:09:13
50 Something Dramatic
Duration:00:06:45
51 Pop Tart & the Activation Energy
Duration:00:04:13
52 One Wedding and No Funerals
Duration:00:07:16
Epilogue
Duration:00:01:59
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:21