XOXO
Kathryn R. Biel
Here lies Ophelia Finnegan, Hopeless Romantic. Not to be dramatic, but I'm pretty sure that's what my tombstone is going to say.
During my thirty years on this planet, I've made a lot of poor decisions pursuing my ideal man. It may have something to do with my slight obsession with romantic comedies, especially those of the British variety. I mean, if Bridget Jones could find her Mr. Darcy, surely I can too, right?
And if I can't live it, I can at least write a steamy romance novel about it. Except I'm too scared to do that. It's so much safer to stay in my not-at-all fulfilling job and live vicariously through the ClikClak video app. It's all well and good, until my surprise visit to my boyfriend doesn't go as planned, and the video of my humiliation ends up going viral.
In a surprise twist (like any good romantic comedy should have), the guy I'd handed off my phone to film my unexpected humiliation turns out to be hotter than hell British soccer player Xavier Henry. And he's looking to get traded up here to Boston. The quickest way to make that happen is if he becomes an American citizen … by marrying an American woman.
I volunteer as tribute!
OMG, marriage of convenience is my favorite romantic trope of all time, and now I get to live it. If nothing else, I'll have great material for that book I swear I'm going to write. All I have to do is remember that this is pretend and that those rock-hard abs aren't really mine to stroke and lick.
Put me in, coach! I'm ready to take one for the team.
Kisses and hugs, Ophelia
#XOXO
Duration - 9h 47m.
Author - Kathryn R. Biel.
Narrator - Stacy Dugan.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 Kathryn R. Biel ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Here lies Ophelia Finnegan, Hopeless Romantic. Not to be dramatic, but I'm pretty sure that's what my tombstone is going to say. During my thirty years on this planet, I've made a lot of poor decisions pursuing my ideal man. It may have something to do with my slight obsession with romantic comedies, especially those of the British variety. I mean, if Bridget Jones could find her Mr. Darcy, surely I can too, right? And if I can't live it, I can at least write a steamy romance novel about it. Except I'm too scared to do that. It's so much safer to stay in my not-at-all fulfilling job and live vicariously through the ClikClak video app. It's all well and good, until my surprise visit to my boyfriend doesn't go as planned, and the video of my humiliation ends up going viral. In a surprise twist (like any good romantic comedy should have), the guy I'd handed off my phone to film my unexpected humiliation turns out to be hotter than hell British soccer player Xavier Henry. And he's looking to get traded up here to Boston. The quickest way to make that happen is if he becomes an American citizen … by marrying an American woman. I volunteer as tribute! OMG, marriage of convenience is my favorite romantic trope of all time, and now I get to live it. If nothing else, I'll have great material for that book I swear I'm going to write. All I have to do is remember that this is pretend and that those rock-hard abs aren't really mine to stroke and lick. Put me in, coach! I'm ready to take one for the team. Kisses and hugs, Ophelia #XOXO Duration - 9h 47m. Author - Kathryn R. Biel. Narrator - Stacy Dugan. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Kathryn R. Biel ©.
Language:
English
XOXO Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:11
Chapter 1: Ophelia
Duration:00:07:25
Chapter 2: Ophelia
Duration:00:12:00
Chapter 3: Xavier
Duration:00:12:43
Chapter 4: Ophelia
Duration:00:07:52
Chapter 5: Ophelia
Duration:00:14:05
Chapter 6: Xavier
Duration:00:10:03
Chapter 7: Ophelia
Duration:00:14:09
Chapter 8: Xavier
Duration:00:10:14
Chapter 9: Ophelia
Duration:00:11:17
Chapter 10: Xavier
Duration:00:13:31
Chapter 11: Ophelia
Duration:00:12:05
Chapter 12: Xavier
Duration:00:10:25
Chapter 13: Ophelia
Duration:00:13:23
Chapter 14: Xavier
Duration:00:09:20
Chapter 15: Ophelia
Duration:00:10:55
Chapter 16: Xavier
Duration:00:10:59
Chapter 17: Ophelia
Duration:00:12:41
Chapter 18: Xavier
Duration:00:14:04
Chapter 19: Ophelia
Duration:00:13:00
Chapter 20: Xavier
Duration:00:13:14
Chapter 21: Ophelia
Duration:00:13:23
Chapter 22: Xavier
Duration:00:07:45
Chapter 23: Ophelia
Duration:00:19:47
Chapter 24: Xavier
Duration:00:18:07
Chapter 25: Ophelia
Duration:00:13:40
Chapter 26: Xavier
Duration:00:16:09
Chapter 27: Ophelia
Duration:00:17:10
Chapter 28: Xavier
Duration:00:08:52
Chapter 29: Ophelia
Duration:00:13:49
Chapter 30: Xavier
Duration:00:17:50
Chapter 31: Ophelia
Duration:00:17:53
Chapter 32: Xavier
Duration:00:12:47
Chapter 33: Ophelia
Duration:00:13:18
Chapter 34: Xavier
Duration:00:11:21
Chapter 35: Ophelia
Duration:00:17:15
Chapter 36: Xavier
Duration:00:11:12
Chapter 37: Ophelia
Duration:00:16:14
Chapter 38: Xavier
Duration:00:11:20
Chapter 39: Ophelia
Duration:00:14:55
Chapter 40: Xavier
Duration:00:07:57
Chapter 41: Ophelia
Duration:00:15:32
Chapter 42: Xavier
Duration:00:06:26
Chapter 43: Ophelia
Duration:00:11:23
Chapter 44: Xavier
Duration:00:11:34
Chapter 45: Xavier
Duration:00:11:53
Chapter 46: Ophelia
Duration:00:08:03
Epilogue: Ophelia
Duration:00:08:07
XOXO Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:18