Amusing Musings
J.J. Harlan
Warning: This book may be a choking hazard if listened to while eating or drinking.
If you’re a fan of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, then you’re going to love Amusing Musings.
Are you ready to enjoy the most hilarious and absurd audiobook of the year? This hysterical compilation of profound thoughts and ridiculous one liners will make you laugh until you cry. Relish delightfully witty quotes such as these:
“I bet a popular joke in the medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a “kick me” sign on his armor with a magnet.”
“I think it would be a good idea if scientists invented a new fruit. It should look like an orange, but, surprise, it tastes like a watermelon. Also, it screams when you peel it.”
“If cats could talk, I bet that when they cleaned themselves they’d never shut up about how good they taste.”
If you are a fan of non-sequitur or absurdist comedy in the style of Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright, or Saturday Night Live’s Jack Handey, then buy this outrageously entertaining audiobook now!
Author - J.J. Harlan.
Narrator - Kevin McGonagle.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2019 Starry Dreamer Publishing LLC ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
J.J. Harlan
Kevin McGonagle
Starry Dreamer Publishing LLC
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Warning: This book may be a choking hazard if listened to while eating or drinking. If you’re a fan of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, then you’re going to love Amusing Musings. Are you ready to enjoy the most hilarious and absurd audiobook of the year? This hysterical compilation of profound thoughts and ridiculous one liners will make you laugh until you cry. Relish delightfully witty quotes such as these: “I bet a popular joke in the medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a “kick me” sign on his armor with a magnet.” “I think it would be a good idea if scientists invented a new fruit. It should look like an orange, but, surprise, it tastes like a watermelon. Also, it screams when you peel it.” “If cats could talk, I bet that when they cleaned themselves they’d never shut up about how good they taste.” If you are a fan of non-sequitur or absurdist comedy in the style of Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright, or Saturday Night Live’s Jack Handey, then buy this outrageously entertaining audiobook now! Author - J.J. Harlan. Narrator - Kevin McGonagle. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2019 Starry Dreamer Publishing LLC ©.
Language:
English
Chapter 1
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Chapter 2
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Chapter 3
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Chapter 4
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Chapter 5
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Chapter 6
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Chapter 7
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Chapter 8
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Chapter 9
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Chapter 10
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Chapter 11
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Chapter 12
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Chapter 13
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Chapter 14
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Chapter 15
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Chapter 16
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Chapter 17
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Chapter 18
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Chapter 19
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Chapter 20
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Chapter 21
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Chapter 22
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Chapter 23
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Chapter 24
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Chapter 25
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Chapter 26
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Chapter 27
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Chapter 28
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Chapter 29
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Chapter 30
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Chapter 31
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Chapter 32
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Chapter 33
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Chapter 34
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Chapter 35
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Chapter 36
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Chapter 37
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Chapter 38
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Chapter 39
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Chapter 40
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Chapter 41
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Chapter 42
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Chapter 43
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Chapter 44
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Chapter 45
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Chapter 46
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Chapter 47
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Chapter 48
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Chapter 49
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Chapter 50
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Chapter 51
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Chapter 52
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Chapter 53
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Chapter 54
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Chapter 55
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Chapter 56
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Chapter 57
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Chapter 58
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Chapter 59
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Chapter 60
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Chapter 61
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Chapter 62
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Chapter 63
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Chapter 64
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Chapter 65
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Chapter 66
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Chapter 67
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Chapter 68
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Chapter 69
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Chapter 70
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Chapter 71
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Chapter 72
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Chapter 73
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Chapter 74
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Chapter 75
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Chapter 76
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Chapter 77
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Chapter 78
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Chapter 79
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Chapter 80
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Chapter 81
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Chapter 82
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Chapter 83
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Chapter 84
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Chapter 85
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