Community Klepto
Kelly I Hitchcock
This recording has been digitally produced by DeepZen Limited, using a synthesized version of an audiobook narrator’s voice under license. DeepZen uses Emotive Speech Technology to create digital narrations that offer a similar listening experience to human narration.
Ann Josephson is a twenty-five-year-old sociopath whose compulsive kleptomania manifests itself in the most unlikely of places: the community center where she works out every day. The walls of the community center insulate her from the terrors of the outside world, which include her freelance work as a graphic artist; her socialite parents, who pay the better part of her living expenses; her therapist, who devotedly punches the clock; and the dark void of romantic relationships.As Ann battles the inner demons that plague her millennial psyche, she must also battle the fiends that plague her at the gym: the loudly grunting beefcake who can’t be bothered to drop his weights at a reasonable volume, the naked old lady in the locker room using a towel as butt floss, the housewife in yoga pants that obviate the need for yoga wheeling her double stroller up and down the indoor track. Set in suburban Kansas City in the early 2010s, Community Klepto—a droll combination of Bridget Jones’ Diary and Choke—makes incarnate the characters and shenanigans that go on in every gym in the world.
Duration - 11h 41m.
Author - Kelly I Hitchcock.
Narrator - Dahlia Black (Synthesised).
Published Date - Monday, 01 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2023 Kelly I. Hitchcock ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Kelly I Hitchcock
Dahlia Black (Synthesised)
She Writes Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
This recording has been digitally produced by DeepZen Limited, using a synthesized version of an audiobook narrator’s voice under license. DeepZen uses Emotive Speech Technology to create digital narrations that offer a similar listening experience to human narration. Ann Josephson is a twenty-five-year-old sociopath whose compulsive kleptomania manifests itself in the most unlikely of places: the community center where she works out every day. The walls of the community center insulate her from the terrors of the outside world, which include her freelance work as a graphic artist; her socialite parents, who pay the better part of her living expenses; her therapist, who devotedly punches the clock; and the dark void of romantic relationships.As Ann battles the inner demons that plague her millennial psyche, she must also battle the fiends that plague her at the gym: the loudly grunting beefcake who can’t be bothered to drop his weights at a reasonable volume, the naked old lady in the locker room using a towel as butt floss, the housewife in yoga pants that obviate the need for yoga wheeling her double stroller up and down the indoor track. Set in suburban Kansas City in the early 2010s, Community Klepto—a droll combination of Bridget Jones’ Diary and Choke—makes incarnate the characters and shenanigans that go on in every gym in the world. Duration - 11h 41m. Author - Kelly I Hitchcock. Narrator - Dahlia Black (Synthesised). Published Date - Monday, 01 January 2024. Copyright - © 2023 Kelly I. Hitchcock ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:07:08
Dedication
Duration:00:04:18
Chapter 1
Duration:10:17:21
Chapter 2
Duration:10:29:28
Chapter 3
Duration:11:56:21
Chapter 4
Duration:09:44:19
Chapter 5
Duration:09:18:15
Chapter 6
Duration:11:29:25
Chapter 7
Duration:07:42:13
Chapter 8
Duration:10:18:50
Chapter 9
Duration:21:31:13
Chapter 10
Duration:12:51:26
Chapter 11
Duration:14:56:38
Chapter 12
Duration:28:28:13
Chapter 13
Duration:13:09:16
Chapter 14
Duration:08:34:12
Chapter 15
Duration:13:34:58
Chapter 16
Duration:13:13:58
Chapter 17
Duration:15:46:00
Chapter 18
Duration:11:20:53
Chapter 19
Duration:18:36:23
Chapter 20
Duration:19:06:01
Chapter 21
Duration:11:50:52
Chapter 22
Duration:07:08:11
Chapter 23
Duration:11:10:18
Chapter 24
Duration:13:08:21
Chapter 25
Duration:12:53:19
Chapter 26
Duration:15:32:45
Chapter 27
Duration:11:53:42
Chapter 28
Duration:13:42:23
Chapter 29
Duration:15:55:15
Epilogue
Duration:09:32:17
Closing Credits
Duration:00:17:28