The Two Kebabs Trilogy
Johnny Two Kebabs
This is the trilogy of three of the instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs
1. From Russia With Chilli And Garlic Sauce
2. How I Found The G Spot
3. The Mixed Doner Murders
In these pages, Johnny reveals the truth not only about how he thwarted a Russian assassination and a series of bombings in the UK but also how he solved the infamous ‘Mixed Doner Murders’ case. We learn how Johnny operates behind the scenes in his fight against evil on the mean streets of south London and also about his 'philosophy' and the 'ethical' code which as a 'conscious vigilante' he subscribes to.
Duration - 9h 4m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2021 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This is the trilogy of three of the instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs 1. From Russia With Chilli And Garlic Sauce 2. How I Found The G Spot 3. The Mixed Doner Murders In these pages, Johnny reveals the truth not only about how he thwarted a Russian assassination and a series of bombings in the UK but also how he solved the infamous ‘Mixed Doner Murders’ case. We learn how Johnny operates behind the scenes in his fight against evil on the mean streets of south London and also about his 'philosophy' and the 'ethical' code which as a 'conscious vigilante' he subscribes to. Duration - 9h 4m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2021 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
The Two Kebabs Trilogy Opening Credits
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Copyright Notice
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Trilogy introduction
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From Russia With Chilli And Garlic Sauce Opening Credits
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1. The Woman Whisperer
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2. Body Dandruff
Duration:00:06:32
3. The Enforcer
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4. Slapper
Duration:00:06:00
5. Maksim
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6. Mike Steele
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7. Achmed
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8. Anna Chernyshevsky
Duration:00:02:39
9. The Auld Sod
Duration:00:04:44
10. AZdecrypt
Duration:00:02:42
11. Missionary Position Heterosexual
Duration:00:06:37
12. What's Bad For The West
Duration:00:03:23
13. The Badge And The Gun
Duration:00:05:50
14. A Dangerous Escalation
Duration:00:03:59
15. Wetwork
Duration:00:06:48
16. Facial Recognition Technology
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17. Anarcho-Syndicalism
Duration:00:04:13
18. Ordinary, Common, Human Decency
Duration:00:03:09
19. Farnborough Airshow
Duration:00:13:52
20. Extreme Halitosis
Duration:00:10:21
21. The Golden Elixir That Makes Life Worth Living
Duration:00:04:06
From Russia With Chilli And Garlic Sauce Closing Credits
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How I Found The G Spot Opening Credits
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1. Unreasonable Demands
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2. Primal Half-Man Half-Beast
Duration:00:06:35
3. Allow The Trustworthy To Roam Everywhere Under Heaven While Making It Hard For The Discredited To Take A Single Step
Duration:00:06:20
4. Long Live The Resistance
Duration:00:04:54
5. Someone Has To Heave Them Over The Side
Duration:00:06:46
6. Good Little Citizens
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7. Moisturising Cream And Vaseline
Duration:00:04:50
8. A Face Only A Mother Could Love
Duration:00:05:00
9. Natural Hostage Negotiator
Duration:00:05:41
10. Muck Monster
Duration:00:06:15
11. Assault Occasioning Actual Bodily Harm
Duration:00:04:43
12. Activists
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13. I'm Not Being Racist
Duration:00:21:33
14. Indecent Proposal
Duration:00:12:39
15. Johnny Has A Code That He Lives By
Duration:00:05:14
16. Looking Down The Barrel Of A 9mm Browning Pistol
Duration:00:05:03
17. A Wizened Bitter Old Man
Duration:00:10:34
How I Found The G Spot Closing Credits
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The Mixed Doner Murders Opening credits
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Prologue
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1. Homicidal Asphyxiation
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2. Bisexual, Pansexual Or Even Non Binary
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3. Vice And Sin
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4. The Demon Would Mix Truth In With Lies
Duration:00:11:47
5. One Of The Nicest Guys You Could've Met
Duration:00:02:42
6. In Ancient Greece Admiration Of The Male Human Form Was Considered To Be A Virtue
Duration:00:05:51
7. Micro-Aggressions And Micro-Affirmations
Duration:00:26:13
8. Slither Down The Oesophagus
Duration:00:04:56
9. I Hate Them They Is Pigs
Duration:00:04:42
10. The Joo Joo Girl
Duration:00:07:01
11. This Time We Found A Footprint On Bryan's Face
Duration:00:02:34
12. Chip Butties And Fried Egg Sandwiches
Duration:00:05:06
13. Better Would It Be For Him To Have A Millstone Tied Around His Neck And Be Thrown Into The River Liffey
Duration:00:07:01
14. Little Shots To The Sides Of The Groin Right Below The Hip
Duration:00:10:38
15. An Odour Strong Enough To Interfere With Normal Breathing
Duration:00:06:35
16. Would Ye Dishonour The Badge
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17. I Think I Am Maybe What Is Known Today As Unbinary
Duration:00:01:46
18. There's Always One Rotten Apple In The Barrel
Duration:00:06:48
The Mixed Doner Murders End Credits
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The Two Kebabs Trilogy End Credits
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