Seashell Virgin
Steve Schatz
Mystery, Wit & Drag Queens
Homo Heroes vs Politico Ponce Brothers
Fast paced fun. Touching and tawdry. Churchies, crooks, and rapscallions scheme to close our only gay bar, rape a forest, and get rich with a gay hating charter school. Break-ins, kidnapping, threats, blackmail, bondage, and the most spectacular drag show the world has ever seen, thrill and delight you as the anti-heroes from Nacho Mama’s Patio Cafe once more answer the call to set things straight, as it were.
A great book, read by the author. Fast, funny, and funky. The third Nacho Mama’s Patio Cafe book has all your favorites – TiaRa del Fuego, impresaria extraordinaire; Nacho Mama, gruff restaurateur; Aunt May, sweet lil ol Southern belle with a thousand lurid stories of her sexual past; BB Singer, anti-hero dropped in the midst of the mess, whose only desire is to escape unscathed with his latest treasure, an 18” statue of the Virgin Mary festooned with seashells; and many more old n new fun and funky friends. The villain is a plastic politico named Ponce (absolutely in NO way resembling any current politician) who looks like a model for the groom on a wedding cake, claims to be driven by gawd, and will do any nasty thing to get what he wants. His brother is much worse.
Duration - 8h 30m.
Author - Steve Schatz.
Narrator - Steve Schatz.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2021 Steve Schatz ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Steve Schatz
A Nacho Mama's Patio Cafe Novel
Any Summer Sunday Books
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Mystery, Wit & Drag Queens Homo Heroes vs Politico Ponce Brothers Fast paced fun. Touching and tawdry. Churchies, crooks, and rapscallions scheme to close our only gay bar, rape a forest, and get rich with a gay hating charter school. Break-ins, kidnapping, threats, blackmail, bondage, and the most spectacular drag show the world has ever seen, thrill and delight you as the anti-heroes from Nacho Mama’s Patio Cafe once more answer the call to set things straight, as it were. A great book, read by the author. Fast, funny, and funky. The third Nacho Mama’s Patio Cafe book has all your favorites – TiaRa del Fuego, impresaria extraordinaire; Nacho Mama, gruff restaurateur; Aunt May, sweet lil ol Southern belle with a thousand lurid stories of her sexual past; BB Singer, anti-hero dropped in the midst of the mess, whose only desire is to escape unscathed with his latest treasure, an 18” statue of the Virgin Mary festooned with seashells; and many more old n new fun and funky friends. The villain is a plastic politico named Ponce (absolutely in NO way resembling any current politician) who looks like a model for the groom on a wedding cake, claims to be driven by gawd, and will do any nasty thing to get what he wants. His brother is much worse. Duration - 8h 30m. Author - Steve Schatz. Narrator - Steve Schatz. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2021 Steve Schatz ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:08
Front material
Duration:00:01:53
1 Some Days Suck
Duration:00:11:54
2 Beau In Tears
Duration:00:12:44
3 At Opal's House
Duration:00:30:07
4 Making Our Exit
Duration:00:18:46
5 Recovered
Duration:00:07:35
6 Meeting At Nacho's
Duration:00:13:31
7 Dick Hobbies
Duration:00:12:40
8 The Legendary Cotillion
Duration:00:12:21
9 Home Again Home Again
Duration:00:08:01
10 Friday Morning
Duration:00:09:47
11 Meeting At Roger’s
Duration:00:18:45
12 Meeting With Foxy
Duration:00:18:24
13 To Work
Duration:00:08:53
14 Lester, The Old Queen
Duration:00:08:07
15 Attack On Beau And Aunt May
Duration:00:05:50
16 Brown County Bureaucracy
Duration:00:09:24
17 A Spot of Blackmail
Duration:00:16:08
18 Wanda
Duration:00:16:45
19 Monday at Foxy's
Duration:00:22:05
20 Mansion Fluffing
Duration:00:07:42
21 Tuesday
Duration:00:08:51
22 High Hopes
Duration:00:08:50
23 Antique Mall
Duration:00:11:24
24 Wednesday
Duration:00:11:12
25 Freddy Flash
Duration:00:09:45
26 Thursday
Duration:00:23:37
27 Thursday Night
Duration:00:05:14
28 Friday Morning
Duration:00:09:31
29 Friday Lunch at Foxy's
Duration:00:14:03
30 Fantasia Gloriosity
Duration:00:14:04
31 Goddess of the Early Evening
Duration:00:07:16
32 Party at Hoosier Daddy
Duration:00:10:21
33 Saturday Morning
Duration:00:20:54
34 Preparations
Duration:00:17:55
35 The Party's Over
Duration:00:18:08
36 Homecoming
Duration:00:12:04
37 Sunday Night at Nacho Mama's Patio Cafe
Duration:00:29:23
38 And In The End + end materials
Duration:00:05:13
Closing Information
Duration:00:01:09
The End
Duration:00:00:10