The Badge And The Gun
Johnny Two Kebabs
When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.'
Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the 'underpants killer.'
Could the underpants thief and the underpants killer be the same person? Is the serial killer a 'trophy hunter'? With no jocks on, will Johnny get a chill in his kidneys? These are the questions Johnny must answer as he 'rides bareback' in his quest to find the culprit.
Duration - 23h 26m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Tuesday, 02 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2023 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.' Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the 'underpants killer.' Could the underpants thief and the underpants killer be the same person? Is the serial killer a 'trophy hunter'? With no jocks on, will Johnny get a chill in his kidneys? These are the questions Johnny must answer as he 'rides bareback' in his quest to find the culprit. Duration - 23h 26m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Tuesday, 02 January 2024. Copyright - © 2023 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:09:22
A Note From The Editor
Duration:01:07:09
Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs?
Duration:01:32:09
Prologue
Duration:08:38:36
A Stump Gushing Blood Like A Geyser
Duration:08:19:13
Naked From The Waist Down
Duration:09:44:37
Nestling Against His Manhood
Duration:05:13:08
A Slight Rash On His Genitals
Duration:05:46:41
He Considered Himself To Be A Righteous Man
Duration:08:18:02
Did He Ever Ride Bareback?
Duration:08:54:04
Guys Like That Didn't Fall Out Of A Packet Of Cornflakes In The Morning
Duration:12:09:10
Riding Bareback
Duration:04:38:29
He Inadvertently Glanced At Her Breasts
Duration:11:22:06
It Seemed That There Was Always An Abundance Of Skirt There
Duration:07:22:44
He Must Have Humped The Bloody Thing
Duration:13:55:19
I Am 'Going Commando'
Duration:08:12:33
She Kissed Johnny On The Lips
Duration:18:16:55
To Engage In Sexual relations
Duration:14:25:54
The Ke-bab-do
Duration:10:49:56
The Knickers Nickers
Duration:04:39:09
I'm A Simple Irishman From A Humble Fishing Village
Duration:08:36:07
In Any Group Of Fifteen People You'll Always Find At Least One Pervert
Duration:07:56:38
What About My Jocks?
Duration:07:21:39
He Looked Directly At His Crotch
Duration:04:40:17
His Genitals Were Feeling A Bit Chilly
Duration:19:08:23
He Was Probably Wearing Johnny's Jocks
Duration:13:03:25
What's One Or Two More Freaks In An Ocean Of Lunacy?
Duration:14:45:16
That's Not The Same As A Pair Of Underpants
Duration:05:17:27
As Dangerous As A Rutting Gorilla
Duration:03:07:46
Either The Female Was A Potential Intimate Partner Or She Was Not
Duration:13:35:32
Even If He Had To Satisfy Some Of Her Most Outlandish Desires And fantasies
Duration:13:35:09
Acute Irritation At The Point Where His Scrotum Rubbed Against The crotch Of His Trousers
Duration:07:41:57
It Was A Real-Life Shotgun Wedding
Duration:03:20:48
The Power Of Procreation Of Virility And Sexual Prowess
Duration:28:31:52
Sitting Expectantly Waiting For The Young Bucks
Duration:09:31:54
The Robustness Of His Manhood
Duration:11:22:43
Ending Credits
Duration:00:14:41