Humans are Weird: I Have the Data
Betty Adams
If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals achieving victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here, you will find laughter. Here, a quartermaster must discover why the human insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here, aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4". Here, a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake. Here, Monty Python meets Star Trek.
Duration - 5h 28m.
Author - Betty Adams.
Narrator - Betty Adams.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2020 Melody Frederic ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals achieving victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here, you will find laughter. Here, a quartermaster must discover why the human insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here, aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4". Here, a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake. Here, Monty Python meets Star Trek. Duration - 5h 28m. Author - Betty Adams. Narrator - Betty Adams. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2020 Melody Frederic ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
Chapter 01
Duration:00:01:20
Chapter 1 i said i liked it
Duration:00:03:48
Chapter 2 persistence
Duration:00:02:19
Chapter 3 warm spot
Duration:00:03:20
Chapter 4 regulations
Duration:00:01:47
Chapter 5 forgetfulness
Duration:00:02:15
Chapter 6 bleep
Duration:00:02:44
Chapter 7 hunting about
Duration:00:03:28
Chapter 8 what is a dog
Duration:00:09:06
Chapter 9 compliments
Duration:00:01:56
Chapter 10 boredom
Duration:00:01:47
Chapter 11 nike 2
Duration:00:06:26
Chapter 12 white water 2
Duration:00:02:12
Chapter 13 high five
Duration:00:04:56
Chapter 14 the hero
Duration:00:01:42
Chapter 15 memo to all rough end base personnel
Duration:00:01:24
Chapter 16 ideas
Duration:00:02:45
Chapter 17 rope swing
Duration:00:05:36
Chapter 18 pepper
Duration:00:03:32
Chapter 19 q tips
Duration:00:03:19
Chapter 20 omnivorous
Duration:00:03:08
Chapter 21 can't sit still
Duration:00:01:20
Chapter 22 inanimate objects
Duration:00:03:08
Chapter 23 seeds
Duration:00:02:20
Chapter 24 report
Duration:00:03:26
Chapter 25 insecticide
Duration:00:00:53
Chapter 26 shots
Duration:00:02:35
Chapter 27 crystals
Duration:00:02:24
Chapter 28 cold sores
Duration:00:02:58
Chapter 29 petting it
Duration:00:03:55
Chapter 30 massage
Duration:00:02:18
Chapter 31 clicker
Duration:00:02:53
Chapter 32 sweat
Duration:00:03:17
Chapter 33 fireworks
Duration:00:02:11
Chapter 34 contagious behavior
Duration:00:02:57
Chapter 35 downgrade
Duration:00:04:27
Chapter 36 fist bump
Duration:00:03:24
Chapter 37 snow play
Duration:00:03:45
Chapter 38 filter failure
Duration:00:02:11
Chapter 39 smiley face
Duration:00:04:36
Chapter 40 a little thing
Duration:00:05:12
Chapter 41 candles
Duration:00:01:32
Chapter 42 enough c4
Duration:00:03:32
Chapter 43 aposematism
Duration:00:04:32
Chapter 44 jump
Duration:00:03:19
Chapter 45 new position
Duration:00:03:43
Chapter 46 imaginary lines
Duration:00:02:07
Chapter 47 lava
Duration:00:02:33
Chapter 48 what rock
Duration:00:04:05
Chapter 49 surf's up
Duration:00:03:12
Chapter 50 ferry rings
Duration:00:04:09
Chapter 51 aurora
Duration:00:03:59
Chapter 52 pronking
Duration:00:03:50
Chapter 53 cold
Duration:00:03:15
Chapter 54 a good long walk
Duration:00:04:50
Chapter 55 rituals
Duration:00:05:54
Chapter 56 didn't see it
Duration:00:01:31
Chapter 57 here there be dragons
Duration:00:03:13
Chapter 58 those were warnings not suggestions
Duration:00:05:05
Chapter 59 storm's a' comin
Duration:00:03:27
Chapter 60 jump scare
Duration:00:02:57
Chapter 61 self control
Duration:00:02:15
Chapter 62 scary story
Duration:00:04:25
Chapter 63 noping out of there
Duration:00:11:48
Chapter 64 trees are for climbing
Duration:00:02:47
Chapter 65 medical attention
Duration:00:02:45
Chapter 66 volcanoes
Duration:00:07:24
Chapter 67 colonel
Duration:00:02:48
Chapter 68 what's the word
Duration:00:03:57
Chapter 69 because
Duration:00:02:50
Chapter 70 the scent of heat
Duration:00:02:36
Chapter 71 packing snow
Duration:00:02:05
Chapter 72 that is not a snake
Duration:00:01:48
Chapter 73 humans nonsense
Duration:00:02:43
Chapter 74 connotations
Duration:00:06:52
Chapter 75 pardon me
Duration:00:03:59
Chapter 76 not hiding
Duration:00:02:22
Chapter 77 leaf them alone
Duration:00:06:39
Chapter 78 itchy
Duration:00:03:22
Chapter 79 procrastination
Duration:00:01:17
Chapter 80 only if it can catch me
Duration:00:01:14
Chapter 81 pâté
Duration:00:03:32
Chapter 82 a vague memory
Duration:00:05:31
Chapter 83 100 strokes
Duration:00:02:34
Chapter 84 domestication
Duration:00:02:06
Chapter 85 something you don't believe in
Duration:00:06:06
Chapter 86 walking away
Duration:00:03:41
Chapter 87 thanksgiving
Duration:00:01:59
Chapter 88 you'll make such cute babies
Duration:00:04:06
Chapter 89 forgotten
Duration:00:03:57
Chapter 90 below the deeps
Duration:00:03:58
Chapter 91 kitteh rules
Duration:00:04:33
Chapter 92 counting steps
Duration:00:03:18
Chapter 93 bubbles
Duration:00:03:32
Chapter 94 wildneress
Duration:00:02:37
Chapter 95 acknowledgements
Duration:00:00:19
Chapter 96 about the author
Duration:00:00:40
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:05