The Reign of the Anti-Santas
Colin Dodds
Rudolph’s in a Cadillac, Santa’s in hiding and Christmas itself is being bought and sold with the fate of the world at stake. The Reign of the Anti-Santas tells how Christmas fell into the hands of Santa’s spoiled kids, low-level gangsters, faded TV-movie heartthrobs, tech bros and lifestyle gurus, and what happens when one elf and an old Santa on the lam step up - against all odds - to save the day.
A raunchy thrill ride through seventy Christmas Eves, The Reign of the Anti-Santas is Goodfellas meets ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - just in time to wash the candy-cane taste out of your mouth, get Mariah Carey out of your ears, and change how you see December 25th forever!
Duration - 21h 54m.
Author - Colin Dodds.
Narrator - David Foley Jr..
Published Date - Saturday, 21 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2023 Colin Dodds ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Rudolph’s in a Cadillac, Santa’s in hiding and Christmas itself is being bought and sold with the fate of the world at stake. The Reign of the Anti-Santas tells how Christmas fell into the hands of Santa’s spoiled kids, low-level gangsters, faded TV-movie heartthrobs, tech bros and lifestyle gurus, and what happens when one elf and an old Santa on the lam step up - against all odds - to save the day. A raunchy thrill ride through seventy Christmas Eves, The Reign of the Anti-Santas is Goodfellas meets ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - just in time to wash the candy-cane taste out of your mouth, get Mariah Carey out of your ears, and change how you see December 25th forever! Duration - 21h 54m. Author - Colin Dodds. Narrator - David Foley Jr.. Published Date - Saturday, 21 January 2023. Copyright - © 2023 Colin Dodds ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:12:33
Chapter 1 warning and welcome
Duration:03:48:59
Chapter 2 pyramids and human schools
Duration:05:04:54
Chapter 3 child no more
Duration:09:53:36
Chapter 4 my fate gets decided offstage
Duration:06:05:02
Chapter 5 on the rise at the pole
Duration:11:13:00
Chapter 6 how that world ended
Duration:07:46:00
Chapter 7 the first time christmas was sold
Duration:08:09:35
Chapter 8 killing my career to live
Duration:06:18:48
Chapter 9 elf in orange county
Duration:11:28:49
Chapter 10 the long arm of forgiveness
Duration:12:17:35
Chapter 11 the heir with the long hair
Duration:06:48:26
Chapter 12 santa's bon voyage
Duration:03:38:50
Chapter 13 some things about the man who retired
Duration:06:36:53
Chapter 14 fresh orange juice for houseguests
Duration:08:44:53
Chapter 15 the news from the north
Duration:03:08:04
Chapter 16 the creepy santa
Duration:08:48:17
Chapter 17 california blues
Duration:02:52:57
Chapter 18 home for christmas
Duration:05:56:25
Chapter 19 thinking with my car and my phone
Duration:03:38:37
Chapter 20 meet the new santa again
Duration:08:15:20
Chapter 21 the real problem at home, the real elves
Duration:18:45:59
Chapter 22 clearing the calendar
Duration:04:52:50
Chapter 23 for sale, again
Duration:11:18:32
Chapter 24 next terrible steps
Duration:08:33:38
Chapter 25 elf village in flames
Duration:03:39:11
Chapter 26 investors say do more with less
Duration:12:53:16
Chapter 27 the reign of the mad santa
Duration:06:47:47
Chapter 28 it gets worse
Duration:09:58:29
Chapter 29 action in exile
Duration:05:37:51
Chapter 30 ignominious victory
Duration:09:28:14
Chapter 31 the arrival of the nameless distributor
Duration:17:12:17
Chapter 32 the early 2011s
Duration:03:19:11
Chapter 33 the mascot
Duration:04:23:20
Chapter 34 the new and approved santa
Duration:09:54:52
Chapter 35 santa's toenails
Duration:06:51:35
Chapter 36 negotiating terms
Duration:04:34:45
Chapter 37 hey sis
Duration:07:19:54
Chapter 38 the other center
Duration:10:33:31
Chapter 39 the last days of 2011
Duration:03:21:06
Chapter 40 in transit 2012
Duration:07:19:25
Chapter 41 meanwhile in monaco
Duration:05:47:34
Chapter 42 jackie dies
Duration:05:51:50
Chapter 43 the airport forest
Duration:02:33:44
Chapter 44 the pole of inaccessibility
Duration:03:57:03
Chapter 45 the christmas conspiracy
Duration:05:08:31
Chapter 46 the details
Duration:07:54:22
Chapter 47 you can never go home again, except for business
Duration:05:58:43
Chapter 48 negotiations and love songs
Duration:02:43:30
Chapter 49 how i set up santa
Duration:08:23:18
Chapter 50 elves underground
Duration:05:43:41
Chapter 51 the night before that christmas
Duration:03:18:55
Chapter 52 inaugurations and funerals
Duration:06:23:49
Chapter 53 friends are the ones to worry about
Duration:03:37:29
Chapter 54 arfgill's last work detail
Duration:01:22:53
Chapter 55 my trial
Duration:08:55:20
Chapter 56 inmate mentality
Duration:06:19:56
Chapter 57 my escape
Duration:04:23:20
Chapter 58 the pole of inaccessibility
Duration:03:39:06
Chapter 59 the last ornament
Duration:06:04:52
Ending Credits
Duration:00:13:33