Boars, Gore, and Swords

Dancing and Fighting. What happens when one of the worst shows per dollar ever discussed on this podcast comes out with a prequel? Red & Ivan step into the year 2000 to discuss Prime Video’s newest entry into the Citadel Cinematic Universe, Honey Bunny. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Sorry for Your Loss. Fallout’s Ella Purnell is subjected to 1/10th the trauma as she was on fallout as Red & Ivan head across the pond to hear Purnell’s real English accent on Sky’s Sweetpea. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Pilot. KATHY BATES has decided to bless CBS with her presence and nobody with sense would question her. Red & Ivan work on their sharpest court room gasps as they discuss the 2024 reboot of Matlock. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Pilot. Finally someone gave this Ryan Murphy kid a chance at an original tv show. Red & Ivan heat up the Taquitos and head to the scene of the crime to talk FX’s Grotesquerie. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Circle Sewn With Fate Unlock Thy Hidden Gate. The MCU sheds its glossy exterior and gets back to what the people want: Saphic representation and tv parodies. Stand Up Comic, Late Night Writer, and Video Game Writer Alexandria Love returns with Red & Ivan as they head to Westview to figure out the cost of rent in Disney+’s Agatha All Along. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Seekest Thou the Road. The MCU sheds its glossy exterior and gets back to what the people want: Saphic representation and tv parodies. Red & Ivan head to Westview to figure out the cost of rent in Disney+’s Agatha All Along. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

After Hours. Finally a story that combines a fat suit, true New York accents, and a man getting run over by a school bus. Red & native Gothamite Ivan cosplay as two cool billionaires ready to do whatever is necessary to take down HBO Max’s The Penguin. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Daddy's Dyin', Who's Got the Will?. Finally a documentary with out such high minded ideas about “truth”. Red & Ivan grab some Turkey legs, dress up in their best lizard suits and head to Texas for HBO Max’s Ren Faire. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Rise or Die. It’s got Anthony Hopkins in it, how bad could it be? Red & Ivan put on their best Ancient Roman-American accents, hop on their totally real horses, and talk Peacock’s Those About to Die. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

To Me, My X-Men. With their t-shirts freshly torn off just above the navel, Red & Ivan hop in a Time Machine to a basketball court in 90s America to talk Disney+’s X-Men 97. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

In Throes of Increasing Wonder... After hitting up a knock off Anthony Bourdain, Red & Ivan head to early 1900s New Orleans to likely be eaten as well as talk AMC’s Interview with the Vampire (currently on Netflix). Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

In Treacherous Waters. From atop Oswalda Cobblepot’s Iceberg Lounge, Red & Ivan hang out with the other cool billionaires and talk Prime Video’s Batman: Caped Crusader. They have absolutely not spilled shrimp cocktail on their shirts. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

He's in Refrigerators. Red & American Expert on Japanese culture, Ivan, hop on the bullet train to Kyoto to meet up with Rashida Jones and Hidetoshi Nishijima as Susie and Masa along with their lovable robot pals on Apple TV+’s Sunny. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Queen Who Ever Was. We’re calling The Bannermen! KarRed & IvanStark have summoned their dragons and headed back to King’s Landing to discuss all manner of incest, entourages, dalliances, and more in Max’s House of The Dragon. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Red Sowing. We’re calling The Bannermen! KarRed & IvanStark have summoned their dragons and headed back to King’s Landing to discuss all manner of incest, entourages, dalliances, and more in Max’s House of The Dragon. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Smallfolk. We’re calling The Bannermen! KarRed & IvanStark have summoned their dragons and headed back to King’s Landing to discuss all manner of incest, entourages, dalliances, and more in Max’s House of The Dragon. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Regent. We’re calling The Bannermen! KarRed & IvanStark have summoned their dragons and headed back to King’s Landing to discuss all manner of incest, entourages, dalliances, and more in Max’s House of The Dragon. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Red Dragon and the Gold. We’re calling The Bannermen! KarRed & IvanStark have summoned their dragons and headed back to King’s Landing to discuss all manner of incest, entourages, dalliances, and more in Max’s House of The Dragon. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Burning Mill. We’re calling The Bannermen! KarRed & IvanStark have summoned their dragons and headed back to King’s Landing to discuss all manner of incest, entourages, dalliances, and more in Max’s House of The Dragon. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Rhaenyra the Cruel. We’re calling The Bannermen! KarRed & IvanStark have summoned their dragons and headed back to King’s Landing to discuss all manner of incest, entourages, dalliances, and more in Max’s House of The Dragon. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords