Allow Me to Retort
Elie Mystal
MSNBC legal commentator Elie Mystal thinks that Republicans are wrong about the law almost all of the time. Now, instead of talking about this on cable news, Mystal explains why in his first book.
“After reading Allow Me to Retort, I want Elie Mystal to explain everything I don’t understand - quantum astrophysics, the infield fly rule, why people think Bob Dylan is a good singer....” (Michael Harriot, The Root)
Allow Me to Retort is an easily digestible argument about what rights we have, what rights Republicans are trying to take away, and how to stop them. Mystal explains how to protect the rights of women and people of color instead of cowering to the absolutism of gun owners and bigots. He explains the legal way to stop everything from police brutality to political gerrymandering, just by changing a few judges and justices. He strips out all of the fancy jargon conservatives like to hide behind and lays bare the truth of their project to keep America forever tethered to its slaveholding past.
Mystal brings his trademark humor, expertise, and rhetorical flair to explain concepts like substantive due process and the right for the LGBTQ community to buy a cake, and to arm listeners with the knowledge to defend themselves against conservatives who want everybody to live under the yoke of 18th-century White men. The same tactics Mystal uses to defend the idea of a fair and equal society on MSNBC and CNN are in this book, for anybody who wants to deploy them on social media.
You don’t need to be a legal scholar to understand your own rights. You don’t need to accept the “Whites only” theory of equality pushed by conservative judges. You can listen to this book to understand that the Constitution is trash but doesn’t have to be.
Duration - 8h 37m.
Author - Elie Mystal.
Narrator - Elie Mystal.
Published Date - Wednesday, 11 January 2023.
Location:
United States
Description:
MSNBC legal commentator Elie Mystal thinks that Republicans are wrong about the law almost all of the time. Now, instead of talking about this on cable news, Mystal explains why in his first book. “After reading Allow Me to Retort, I want Elie Mystal to explain everything I don’t understand - quantum astrophysics, the infield fly rule, why people think Bob Dylan is a good singer....” (Michael Harriot, The Root) Allow Me to Retort is an easily digestible argument about what rights we have, what rights Republicans are trying to take away, and how to stop them. Mystal explains how to protect the rights of women and people of color instead of cowering to the absolutism of gun owners and bigots. He explains the legal way to stop everything from police brutality to political gerrymandering, just by changing a few judges and justices. He strips out all of the fancy jargon conservatives like to hide behind and lays bare the truth of their project to keep America forever tethered to its slaveholding past. Mystal brings his trademark humor, expertise, and rhetorical flair to explain concepts like substantive due process and the right for the LGBTQ community to buy a cake, and to arm listeners with the knowledge to defend themselves against conservatives who want everybody to live under the yoke of 18th-century White men. The same tactics Mystal uses to defend the idea of a fair and equal society on MSNBC and CNN are in this book, for anybody who wants to deploy them on social media. You don’t need to be a legal scholar to understand your own rights. You don’t need to accept the “Whites only” theory of equality pushed by conservative judges. You can listen to this book to understand that the Constitution is trash but doesn’t have to be. Duration - 8h 37m. Author - Elie Mystal. Narrator - Elie Mystal. Published Date - Wednesday, 11 January 2023.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:13:12
Chapter 1: Canceling Trash People Is Not a Constitutional Crisis
Duration:00:18:06
Chapter 2: Bigotry Is Illegal Even If You've Been Ordered to by Jesus
Duration:00:24:56
Chapter 3: Everything You Know About the Second Amendment Is Wrong
Duration:00:18:58
Chapter 4: Stop Frisking Me
Duration:00:20:05
Chapter 5: Attack Dogs Are Not Reasonable
Duration:00:19:33
Chapter 6: Why You Can't Punch a Cop
Duration:00:22:17
Chapter 7: Stopping Police Brutality
Duration:00:07:17
Chapter 8: It Says What It Says
Duration:00:24:25
Chapter 9: The Taking of Black Land
Duration:00:25:02
Chapter 10: A Jury of Your White Peers
Duration:00:24:18
Chapter 11: It's Not Unusual to Be Cruel
Duration:00:26:44
Chapter 12: The Most Important Part
Duration:00:20:51
Chapter 13: Conservative Kryptonite
Duration:00:39:29
Chapter 14: Reverse Racism Is Not a Thing
Duration:00:22:56
Chapter 15: The Rule That May or May Not Exist
Duration:00:19:17
Chapter 16: The Abortion Chapter
Duration:00:32:23
Chapter 17: You Know This Thing Can Be Amended, Right?
Duration:00:22:07
Chapter 18: The Right to Vote Shall Be Abridged All the Damn Time
Duration:00:25:42
Chapter 19: What If Your Vote Actually Didn't Matter?
Duration:00:24:56
Chapter 20: Abolish the Electoral College
Duration:00:20:02
Chapter 21: The Final Battle
Duration:00:15:51
Epilogue
Duration:00:29:15