Satan's Advice for the New Parent
Aleister Lovecraft
Becoming a new parent is overwhelming.
Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?
The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.
Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.
Topics covered include:
Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.
Duration - 1h 19m.
Author - Aleister Lovecraft.
Narrator - Aleister Lovecraft.
Published Date - Tuesday, 02 January 2024.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Aleister Lovecraft
Satan's Guides to Life
Eclectic Esquire Media, LLC
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Becoming a new parent is overwhelming. Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust? The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan. Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent. Topics covered include: Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be. Duration - 1h 19m. Author - Aleister Lovecraft. Narrator - Aleister Lovecraft. Published Date - Tuesday, 02 January 2024.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:16
Disclaimer
Duration:00:00:27
Editor's Introduction
Duration:00:05:20
Satan's Introduction
Duration:00:01:54
The One Thing
Duration:00:03:27
Part I: Pregnancy, Birth & Infancy - Pregnancy
Duration:00:03:51
Birth
Duration:00:04:07
How to Deal with Your Newborn
Duration:00:05:07
Sleeping
Duration:00:04:40
Feeding
Duration:00:06:08
Diapers
Duration:00:03:43
Illness
Duration:00:02:30
Discipline of Infants
Duration:00:05:38
Adults without Children
Duration:00:03:31
Taking Time off Work
Duration:00:05:00
Divorce Warning
Duration:00:02:45
Part II: Toddlers
Duration:00:00:46
Discipline of Toddlers
Duration:00:03:49
The "Playdate"
Duration:00:02:47
Toilet Training
Duration:00:03:02
What Other Parents Think
Duration:00:04:32
Cell Phones
Duration:00:01:23
Is My Child Evil?
Duration:00:03:01
Part III: Concluding Thoughts
Duration:00:01:40
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:19