Satan's Advice for the New Parent
Aleister Lovecraft
Becoming a new parent is overwhelming.
Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?
The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.
Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.
Topics covered include:
Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.
Duration - 7h 56m.
Author - Aleister Lovecraft.
Narrator - Aleister Lovecraft.
Published Date - Tuesday, 02 January 2024.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Aleister Lovecraft
Satan's Guides to Life
Eclectic Esquire Media, LLC
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Becoming a new parent is overwhelming. Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust? The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan. Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent. Topics covered include: Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be. Duration - 7h 56m. Author - Aleister Lovecraft. Narrator - Aleister Lovecraft. Published Date - Tuesday, 02 January 2024.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:16:20
Disclaimer
Duration:00:27:14
Editor's Introduction
Duration:05:20:38
Satan's Introduction
Duration:01:54:20
The One Thing
Duration:03:27:02
Part I: Pregnancy, Birth & Infancy - Pregnancy
Duration:03:51:49
Birth
Duration:04:07:36
How to Deal with Your Newborn
Duration:05:07:44
Sleeping
Duration:04:40:46
Feeding
Duration:06:08:26
Diapers
Duration:03:43:06
Illness
Duration:02:30:25
Discipline of Infants
Duration:05:38:35
Adults without Children
Duration:03:31:28
Taking Time off Work
Duration:05:00:35
Divorce Warning
Duration:02:45:20
Part II: Toddlers
Duration:00:46:58
Discipline of Toddlers
Duration:03:49:57
The "Playdate"
Duration:02:47:43
Toilet Training
Duration:03:02:35
What Other Parents Think
Duration:04:32:57
Cell Phones
Duration:01:23:34
Is My Child Evil?
Duration:03:01:03
Part III: Concluding Thoughts
Duration:01:40:55
Ending Credits
Duration:00:19:26