What Kind of Loser Indie Publishes, and How Can I Be One, Too?
PF Hutchins
Writing/Publishing, With July 2024 Updates!
Relatable and hilarious, you will wear the pages of this book out.
Who knew indie publishing could be this much fun? Whether you have published before or are contemplating your first book, Pamela Fagan Hutchins makes an overwhelming field manageable by presenting tried and true how-tos and a myriad of resources, including the marketing plan that got her debut novel national distribution - all with her tongue firmly planted in her cheek.
>>> Other writers call Loser a winner.
Sharp, practical, and a pleasure to read, this is an indispensable tool for indie writers. Hutchins maps the shortest distance between you and your readers. You need this book! - Mark Moore, writer and editor
Sassy, brassy, can-do voice. Its very inspiring. - Martin Turnbull, author of The Garden of Allah novels
Fabulous! Dozens and dozens of great suggestions and resources. Indie writers are going to LOVE this book, not only for its insights, but for Pamelas witty personality. - Jennifer Meils, writer, editor, and journalism teacher
Loser is so packed full of useful, important information, it will become the Bible of indie publishing. Pamela's wit and humor shines throughout. Definitely a must-have for any author. - Rhonda Erb, writer and editor
>>> See why Hutchins is called an "up-and-coming powerhouse writer" and "the Erma Bombeck of her generation."
Pamela Fagan Hutchins writes overly long e-mails, award-winning and best-selling romantic mysteries, and hilarious nonfiction from the wilds of Maine to the frozen north of Snowheresville, Wyoming. She is passionate about great writing and smart authorpreneurship as well as long hikes with her hunky husband and Alaskan malamutes, riding her gigantic horses, and playing with her grandkids.
Duration - 6h 17m.
Author - PF Hutchins.
Narrator - PF Hutchins.
Published Date - Monday, 22 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2013 Pamela Fagan Hutchins ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Writing/Publishing, With July 2024 Updates! Relatable and hilarious, you will wear the pages of this book out. Who knew indie publishing could be this much fun? Whether you have published before or are contemplating your first book, Pamela Fagan Hutchins makes an overwhelming field manageable by presenting tried and true how-tos and a myriad of resources, including the marketing plan that got her debut novel national distribution - all with her tongue firmly planted in her cheek. >>> Other writers call Loser a winner. Sharp, practical, and a pleasure to read, this is an indispensable tool for indie writers. Hutchins maps the shortest distance between you and your readers. You need this book! - Mark Moore, writer and editor Sassy, brassy, can-do voice. Its very inspiring. - Martin Turnbull, author of The Garden of Allah novels Fabulous! Dozens and dozens of great suggestions and resources. Indie writers are going to LOVE this book, not only for its insights, but for Pamelas witty personality. - Jennifer Meils, writer, editor, and journalism teacher Loser is so packed full of useful, important information, it will become the Bible of indie publishing. Pamela's wit and humor shines throughout. Definitely a must-have for any author. - Rhonda Erb, writer and editor >>> See why Hutchins is called an "up-and-coming powerhouse writer" and "the Erma Bombeck of her generation." Pamela Fagan Hutchins writes overly long e-mails, award-winning and best-selling romantic mysteries, and hilarious nonfiction from the wilds of Maine to the frozen north of Snowheresville, Wyoming. She is passionate about great writing and smart authorpreneurship as well as long hikes with her hunky husband and Alaskan malamutes, riding her gigantic horses, and playing with her grandkids. Duration - 6h 17m. Author - PF Hutchins. Narrator - PF Hutchins. Published Date - Monday, 22 January 2024. Copyright - © 2013 Pamela Fagan Hutchins ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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2 introduction
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3 part one you can be a big time loser
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4 1 • earn (no) money all by yourself
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5 2 • make it look easy
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6 3 • write it anyway
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7 4 • nail it down
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8 5 • join the cool kids’ club
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9 part two social climbing for subversives
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10 author s warning
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11 6 • mind your own business
Duration:00:01:59
12 7 • find strength in submission
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13 8 • ruin your reputation
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14 9 • plan your attack
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15 10 • put it all out there
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16 11 • practice compulsively
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17 12 • try not to suck
Duration:00:10:47
18 13 • check your reflection
Duration:00:04:37
19 part three how to put yourself on the market
Duration:00:00:06
20 14 • strategize, you sexy beast
Duration:00:03:47
21 15 • engage in digital stimulation
Duration:00:21:59
22 16 • get hot for hard copies
Duration:00:17:39
23 17 • whisper in my ear
Duration:00:04:05
24 18 • do it for money
Duration:00:07:48
25 part four how to fake it till you make it
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26 19 • work your image
Duration:00:05:25
27 20 • give good copy
Duration:00:05:53
28 21 • pretend you’re a rocket scientist
Duration:00:10:56
29 22 • get your name in lights
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30 23 • rock the bling and swag
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31 part five how to play it fast & loose
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32 24 • plan to be popular
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33 25 • help me help you
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34 26 • make yourself stalkable
Duration:00:12:01
35 27 • let them talk
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36 28 • give it away
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37 29 • game the competition
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38 30 • be a social butterfly
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39 31 • speak up, they can’t hear you
Duration:00:05:24
40 32 • book it, danno
Duration:00:10:06
41 33 • become a media darling
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42 34 • don’t forget the little people
Duration:00:11:25
43 part six how to crash the party
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44 35 • get in line
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45 36 • work it real good
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46 37 • beware the party foul
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47 38 • recover with style
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48 39 • dream big {breaking into television and movies}
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49 40 • get started on your next big thing
Duration:00:07:20
50 appendix bonus materials
Duration:00:00:03
51 sample marketing plan and cover letter
Duration:00:15:04
52 how to help an indie author
Duration:00:05:17
53 publicist paula margulies’ interview of pfh
Duration:00:08:26
54 sample press release
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55 sample review solicitation letter
Duration:00:01:57
56 six month book launch promotion plan
Duration:00:10:00
57 resources—because i didn’t get this smart by accident
Duration:00:00:50
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:16