What Kind of Loser Indie Publishes, and How Can I Be One, Too?
PF Hutchins
Writing/Publishing, With July 2024 Updates!
Relatable and hilarious, you will wear the pages of this book out.
Who knew indie publishing could be this much fun? Whether you have published before or are contemplating your first book, Pamela Fagan Hutchins makes an overwhelming field manageable by presenting tried and true how-tos and a myriad of resources, including the marketing plan that got her debut novel national distribution - all with her tongue firmly planted in her cheek.
>>> Other writers call Loser a winner.
Sharp, practical, and a pleasure to read, this is an indispensable tool for indie writers. Hutchins maps the shortest distance between you and your readers. You need this book! - Mark Moore, writer and editor
Sassy, brassy, can-do voice. Its very inspiring. - Martin Turnbull, author of The Garden of Allah novels
Fabulous! Dozens and dozens of great suggestions and resources. Indie writers are going to LOVE this book, not only for its insights, but for Pamelas witty personality. - Jennifer Meils, writer, editor, and journalism teacher
Loser is so packed full of useful, important information, it will become the Bible of indie publishing. Pamela's wit and humor shines throughout. Definitely a must-have for any author. - Rhonda Erb, writer and editor
>>> See why Hutchins is called an "up-and-coming powerhouse writer" and "the Erma Bombeck of her generation."
Pamela Fagan Hutchins writes overly long e-mails, award-winning and best-selling romantic mysteries, and hilarious nonfiction from the wilds of Maine to the frozen north of Snowheresville, Wyoming. She is passionate about great writing and smart authorpreneurship as well as long hikes with her hunky husband and Alaskan malamutes, riding her gigantic horses, and playing with her grandkids.
Duration - 12h 48m.
Author - PF Hutchins.
Narrator - PF Hutchins.
Published Date - Monday, 22 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2013 Pamela Fagan Hutchins ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Writing/Publishing, With July 2024 Updates! Relatable and hilarious, you will wear the pages of this book out. Who knew indie publishing could be this much fun? Whether you have published before or are contemplating your first book, Pamela Fagan Hutchins makes an overwhelming field manageable by presenting tried and true how-tos and a myriad of resources, including the marketing plan that got her debut novel national distribution - all with her tongue firmly planted in her cheek. >>> Other writers call Loser a winner. Sharp, practical, and a pleasure to read, this is an indispensable tool for indie writers. Hutchins maps the shortest distance between you and your readers. You need this book! - Mark Moore, writer and editor Sassy, brassy, can-do voice. Its very inspiring. - Martin Turnbull, author of The Garden of Allah novels Fabulous! Dozens and dozens of great suggestions and resources. Indie writers are going to LOVE this book, not only for its insights, but for Pamelas witty personality. - Jennifer Meils, writer, editor, and journalism teacher Loser is so packed full of useful, important information, it will become the Bible of indie publishing. Pamela's wit and humor shines throughout. Definitely a must-have for any author. - Rhonda Erb, writer and editor >>> See why Hutchins is called an "up-and-coming powerhouse writer" and "the Erma Bombeck of her generation." Pamela Fagan Hutchins writes overly long e-mails, award-winning and best-selling romantic mysteries, and hilarious nonfiction from the wilds of Maine to the frozen north of Snowheresville, Wyoming. She is passionate about great writing and smart authorpreneurship as well as long hikes with her hunky husband and Alaskan malamutes, riding her gigantic horses, and playing with her grandkids. Duration - 12h 48m. Author - PF Hutchins. Narrator - PF Hutchins. Published Date - Monday, 22 January 2024. Copyright - © 2013 Pamela Fagan Hutchins ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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1 loser introduction
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2 loser part one you can be a big time loser
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3 loser 1 • earn (no) money all by yourself
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4 loser 2 • make it look easy
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5 loser 3 • write it anyway
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6 loser 4 • nail it down
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7 loser 5 • join the cool kids’ club
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8 loser part two social climbing for subversives
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8 5 loser author's warning
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9 loser 6 • mind your own business
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10 loser 7 • find strength in submission
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11 loser 8 • ruin your reputation
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12 loer 9 • plan your attack
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13 loser 10 • put it all out there
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14 loser 11 • practice compulsively
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15 loser 12 • try not to suck
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16 loser 13 • check your reflection
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17 loser part three how to put yourself on the market
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18 loser 4 • strategize, you sexy beast
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19 loser 15 • engage in digital stimulation
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20 loser 16 • get hot for hard copies
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21 loser 17 • whisper in my ear
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22 loser 18 • do it for money
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23 loser part four how to fake it till you make it
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24 loser 19 • work your image
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25 loser 20 • give good copy
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26 loser 21 • pretend you’re a rocket scientist
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27 loser 22 • get your name in lights
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28 loser 23 • rock the bling and swag
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29 loser part five how to play it fast & loose
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30 loser 24 • plan to be popular
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31 loser 25 • help me help you
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32 loser 26 • make yourself stalkable
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33 loser 27 • let them talk
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34 loser 28 • give it away
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35 loser 29 • game the competition
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36 loser 30 • be a social butterfly
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37 loser 31 • speak up, they can’t hear you
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38 loser 32 • book it, danno
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39 loser 33 • become a media darling
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40 loser 34 • don’t forget the little people
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41 loser part six how to crash the party
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43 loser 36 • work it real good
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44 loser 37 • beware the party foul
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45 loser 38 • recover with style
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42 loser 35 • get in line
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46 loser 39 • dream big {breaking into television and movies}
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47 loser 40 • get started on your next big thing
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48 loser appendix bonus materials
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49 loser sample marketing plan and cover letter
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50 loser how to help an indie author
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51 loser publicist paula margulies’ interview of pfh
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52 loser sample press release
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53 loser sample review solicitation letter
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54 loser six month book launch promotion plan
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Ending Credits
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