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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

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Famous movies and tv shows rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

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United States

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Famous movies and tv shows rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

Language:

English


Episodes

Andrew Youngblood Has Never Seen The Matrix

3/27/2024
Andrew Youngblood (New special out March 28!) has never seen The Matrix, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Kyle cannot believe we've never done The Matrix on this podcast before. Andrew and Kyle are joined by Tom Thakkar! A rousing romp through comedy talk, Matrix talk, and life, plus some games! Go follow Andrew @noyoungblood and check out his special on Mark Normand's YouTube page on March 28! Plus, our March Madness continues! Follow @neverseenitshow on instagram and twitter to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:01:31

Fielding Edlow Has Never Seen Nyad

3/20/2024
Fielding Edlow has never seen Nyad, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Fielding (Bojack Horseman, her show "Gaslighting is My Love Language") returns, and we talk a LOT about swimming, since Kyle has somehow never heard of this movie. Recorded pre-Oscars, we make predictions that did not come true about this movie, hear Fielding's script, and more! Kyle and Fielding are joined by Daniel Shar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:07:29

Paul Gilmartin Has Never Seen Finding Nemo (+ March Madness Preview!)

3/13/2024
Paul Gilmartin (Mental Illness Happy Hour, TBS' Dinner and a Movie) has never seen "Finding Nemo" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We take on Paul's take on "Finding Nemo," and play some Before&Afters, KyleDadTrailer, and more! Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman! Plus we end with a quick preview of the Real People Region of our "Worst Person to See a Movie With" Bracket contest. Fill out your bracket here. Hear the full breakdown on the Patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit. Go see Kyle on the road in Colorado next week, and the PNW and elsewhere soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:42:21

Will Miles Has Never Seen The Holdovers

3/6/2024
Will Miles (South Side, Grown-ish) has never seen The Holdovers, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Hear his full script, some Oscars Before & Afters, and more! Will and Kyle are joined by Lindsay Adams, and after making some relatable jokes about death and life, they talk Oscars, The Holdovers, baking, and more! If you're in Los Angeles, check out Will's show "Kid Haha's Playhouse" this Friday, March 8, at Dynasty Typewriter. If you're in Colorado, or the PNW, or San Diego, go see Kyle soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:24:50

Oscars Games!

3/5/2024
Bonus episode this week! Some Oscars-related games leading into the Academy Awards this weekend. Plus, Kyle and Mike Carrozza and Bailey Norton talk their favorites from last year. NOTE: I am in the middle of moving, this was recorded with some travel-equipment, sorry I have such a bass-y voice, and we are on the Zoom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:06:15

Chris Martin Has Never Seen Maestro

2/28/2024
Chris Martin (Comedian, not a Coldplay) has never seen Maestro, but he rewrote it. Did Chris spend six years prepping for this script? Only God knows. Enjoy Chris' take on Maestro, a lot of talk up top (Kyle and Chris found out they are neighbors and didn't know it) and then some INSANE Before & Afters at the end. FIND KYLE ON THE ROAD! COLORADO, PNW! Check out Chris' new album, Above Ground Comedian, out on Blonde Medicine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:15:54

Ahmed Al-kadri Has Never Seen Indiana Jones

2/21/2024
Ahmed Al-kadri has never seen Indiana Jones, but he rewrites them, and we read his script! He... really, really nails an opening scene. Ahmed and Kyle are joined by Tyler Jackson, who HAS seen them! Enjoy the script, Kyle's game "Real or Fake Indiana Jones Movie Title," and more! Kyle is going on tour! With his comedy about living life in pain with Trigeminal Neuralgia, plus much more funny stuff! Tour dates at kylyayers.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:59

Valentine's Day Games!

2/13/2024
Happy Valentine's Day! Kyle invites Jenny Jennings, Todd Sklar, and Daniel Shar to talk RomComs, play some games, and more! Plus, a LOT of fun talk up top, including OnlyFans talk, amusement parks, working at malls, and more. We play REDACTED with 'When Harry Met Sally,' some Before & Afters, and my goodness what a Character Card Head Guessing Game, the Game. For a ton more cut-chat, check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:18:15

Matt Goldich Has Never Seen How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

2/7/2024
Matt Goldich joins for a very special pre-Valentine's pod! He's never seen How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Check out Matt's stand up special out February 13th, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, on his YouTube. Matt and Kyle are joined by Bailey Norton! A hoot of a time all around. This episode was supposed to drop the day of his special release, but he was kind enough to let me bump it up due to studio rain issues in LA! Go to Matt's Youtube / IG and tell him Never Seen It sent ya! And check out his special on Feb 13. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:08:19

Paul Danke Has Never Seen The Bucket List

1/31/2024
Paul Danke has never seen The Bucket List, but he rewrote it and we read his script! First timer Paul takes on this oddly-forgotten-but-phrase-mainstreaming film, and then we play some games! Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman! Check out Paul's new album, Mad River, on A Special Things Records, streaming and for purchase wherever you get stuff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:05:12

All Games Day! New Games! Redacted Scripts! Tony Danza Football Movie Game!

1/24/2024
It's time for some games, new and... pretty new! Kyle is joined by Jeff May and Lindsay Adams to play a couple rounds of Untitled Script Redaction Game, as well as a new game with the longest title in Podcast History (Unverified) involving Tony Danza, a round of Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! Sorry about the motorcycle around 10min in. We move right past it with a harsh edit. For AUDIO FROM HELL: THE GAME, from this episode, check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:09:55

Subhah Agarwal Has Never Seen The Sopranos

1/17/2024
Subhah Agarwal has never seen The Sopranos, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Is she a little worried that it's racist? Maybe. Subhah and Kyle are joined by Todd Sklar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:12:59

Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

1/10/2024
Kyle has never seen A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He knows it's a The Hunger Games, and a before The Hunger Game. But what else? Joined by Lindsay Adam and Bailey Norton, they take on Kyle's script and then a BRAND NEW GAME involving a movie Lindsay has never seen before. It's a keeper of a new game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:59:28

2024 Predictions!

1/5/2024
Hey folks we're back. Kyle is joined by Rob Haze and Joe McAdam to talk about what is coming out in 2024, and what they think probably happens in those movies. Scripts return soon! Happy 2024, everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:54:22

Joe Zimmerman Has Never Seen The Bear

12/12/2023
Joe Zimmerman has never seen The Bear, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Is there a bear? Is there a The Bear? Listen for Joe's full script. Check out Joe's new comedy special, "Cult Classic" on Nateland, Nate Bargatze's production. Kyle and Joe are joined by Jono Zalay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:25

All Games Day with Shane Torres and Adam Newman

12/5/2023
All Games Day! And lots of comedy talk! With Shane Torres and Adam Newman. They join Kyle to eventually take on some games, but first up is some catching up, and talk about Shane and Kyle's time at Bonnaroo together. Shane's new special "The Blue Eyed Mexican" debuts December 10th on both his and Bert Kreischer's YouTube channels. Go follow Shane on YouTube for the premiere! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:07:13

Kate and Danny Tamberelli Have Never Seen Jersey Girl

11/28/2023
Kate and Danny Tamberelli have never seen Jersey Girl, but they rewrote it and we read their script. A married couple from New Jersey, Kate and Danny brought a wealth of Jersey knowledge to a movie they've never seen. They join Kyle via Zoom to read their script, then take on some Never Seen It games! Check out their book, The First Date Prophecy: A Hilarious and Nostalgic Love Story, out now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:59

Bryan Olsen Has Never Seen Armageddon

11/14/2023
Bryan Olsen has never seen Armageddon, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Bryan (comedian, writer for Comedy Central Roasts, Jim Jefferies Show) joins us for the first time! We take on his script, play some games, and have a general good romp of a nice time. Thank you for listening! Enjoy an extended, ad-free episode on our patreon for $3 / month at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:01:43

Jessica Sele Has Never Seen Oppenheimer

11/7/2023
Jessica Sele has never seen Oppenheimer, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Her incredibly, wildly accurate script. We get to know Jessica with a First Time Guest Questionnaire asked to Daniel Shar, then read Jessica's script, then a very wonderful round games, including Build the Perfect Movie. Script roughly ~25 min in. Hear the extended episode ad-free at patreon.com/neverseenit Find us on youtube at youtube.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:02:01

Amy Miller Has Never Seen It

10/30/2023
Amy Miller returns for Halloween! She has never seen "It" but she rewrote it ("It") and we read her script. This is Amy's fourth... fifth... we're not sure... spooky Never Seen It episode. Go shoot her a thanks for doing it! Amy and Kyle are joined by Todd Sklar! I hope you have a fun, safe Halloween. Sign up for our Secret Santa! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:27