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The Tyrus and Timpf Podcast

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Tyrus and Timpf give their hot takes, explore weird headlines and share amusing stories.

Tyrus and Timpf give their hot takes, explore weird headlines and share amusing stories.

Location:

United States

Networks:

Fox News

Description:

Tyrus and Timpf give their hot takes, explore weird headlines and share amusing stories.

Language:

English


Episodes

Yes Men vs Wing Men

8/8/2020
Tyrus and Kat recall their old podcast studio bartender, Chad Griffin. Kat considers a new job as a personal assistant for Tyrus' six-year-old. Tyrus explains the importance of keeping it real with your friends vs. being a 'yes man.' PLUS Will the podcast change its name after Kat gets married? Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:37:25

The Importance of Spirit Animals

8/1/2020
Tyrus explains how he helped his kids pick out their spirit animals. Kat admits her crush on Macaulay Culkin. Tyrus explains why he had to ghost his college girlfriend. Plus, find out what everyone learned on today's episode. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:32:50

Masked Charades

7/25/2020
Kat describes her most preferred way of exercising her Second Amendment right. Tyrus explains why libraries smell like "despair and pee." Kat gives her Panera Bread order. And Tyrus invents a new game. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:31:45

America's Biggest Dork

7/18/2020
Kat has an eyelash crisis while recording the podcast. Tyrus is scarred by a too-close-for-comfort TV show. Kat blows off steam about cows who are shamed for their flatulence. And Tyrus learns that, shockingly, there is a grown man who loves Yu-gi-oh. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:28:26

Penguins Are Vindictive

7/11/2020
Tyrus and Kat sound off on the United States' political climate as COVID-19 continues. Kat finds out that a penguin left some artwork for her in a bathroom in Harlem. And Tyrus reveals one man's premeditated plan for the death of his girlfriends' cat. Plus: Kat adds "every penguin in the world" to her team, and Tyrus seeks a baby wipe sponsor. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:39:35

An Overlooked Onion

7/4/2020
Tyrus reenacts what kind of kids he and Kat were in third grade. Kat wonders if fire engines in Alaska have stained glass windows. And Tyrus sounds off about the fish in Louisiana who need therapy. Plus: Ingrid joins the podcast to weigh in on the panel's Tik-Tok debate. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:40:54

Flawed Getaway Strategies

6/27/2020
Tyrus solves a lizard homicide with a twist. Kat plans a new career focused on cheese. and Tyrus emphasizes the importance of one's ensemble for certain activities. PLUS: Tyrus and Kat put a new twist on sharing what they learned this week. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:28:37

It Was All A Dream

6/20/2020
This week, Tyrus is joined by special guest Ingrid Rinck. Tyrus reveals what happened to him when he was abducted by aliens. Ingrid explains why monograms can be so important when solving crime. and Tyrus is exposed to a new dark side of interacting with fans. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:23:12

Y'all Means More Than Two

6/13/2020
Tyrus risks it all to help his daughter become an entrepreneur. Kat explains how bad of a driver she is. And Tyrus' daughter sweeps the competition in a first-ever Tyrus & Timpf game show. Plus: The Dalmation Detective agency returns to solve a murder based on saturated fat and cheese.

Duration:00:29:29

Ghost the Troll

6/5/2020
Tyrus explains why he would publicly testify against this daughter for being bad at hide-n-seek. Kat tells her boyfriend what she wants included in their wedding vows. Tyrus explains when having someone run at you naked could be a good thing. PLUS: Tyrus and Kat update listeners on their thoughts on the events of this past week. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:35:21

"Pocket Like it's Hot"

5/29/2020
On a serious note, Tyrus and Kat take a moment at the top of the episode to address the difficult events of this week. Tyrus wants to rename the capital of his favorite state to "shenanigans." Kat analyzes one man's technique for intimacy with an inanimate object. and Kat discovers Tyrus' acting skills as a microwavable food. Plus: Find out what is the second stupidest thing Tyrus has heard today.

Duration:00:47:13

Like Parsley on a Burger

5/22/2020
Tyrus and Kat discuss the type of person who uses 9-1-1 as their "posse." Kat reveals which politician she wants to see do stand up comedy. Tyrus explains what wearing your coat inside means for your relationship. On a Serious Note: Tyrus pays tribute to his friend Shad Gaspard Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:46:35

Born to Be a Lizard Queen

5/15/2020
Tyrus reveals which animal is the "handyman" of the animal kingdom. Kat discusses her life-long desire to be the mother of a Lizard named "Perogi-Perogi Timpf." Tyrus explains why its important to wear velcro shoes near windows in Russia. PLUS: Find out why Tyrus is describing Devon as a Disney Villain. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:41:48

Friends, Not Hostages

5/8/2020
Kat and Tyrus express concern for one five-year-old Lamborgini lover. Tyrus announces his plans to audition to be the new Mr. Clean. And Kat plans to seek justice for professional mermaids, next week on the Fox News Channel. PLUS: Kat explains why Candy Crush would make her an awful crossing guard. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:46:02

90 Day Side Chick

5/1/2020
Tyrus explains why his favorite reality TV star might not be his favorite after all. Kat describes how she'd retaliate against a cheap boyfriend. Tyrus warns against dating your chimpanzee. Plus: Tyrus and Kat explain why listeners need to be cautious when walking around the house naked during quarantine. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:44:44

Hiding Places & Hair Salons

4/24/2020
Tyrus explains why he never really liked playing Hide N Seek. Kat writes a song for her boyfriend during quarantine. Tyrus tries to book a llama for the podcast. PLUS: Tyrus and Kat concoct a plan to make some money during lockdown. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:34:04

No Clothes, No Service

4/17/2020
Tyrus continues to podcast from home while his daughter makes slime in the backyard. Kat gets addicted to a reality show Tyrus suggested. Tyrus explains why clothes during a pandemic are so important. Plus: Kat looks back on the worst ways she's been broken up with. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:36:32

A Clothing Quarantine

4/10/2020
Someone at Tyrus' house has a late-night orange soda craving. Kat weighs in on a reality TV problem. And Tyrus' Yorkie refuses to sign a peace treaty with the mailman. PLUS: Tyrus helps his daughter build a castle where Cinderella and her Prince Charming are forced to socially distance. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:41:17

Chardonnay & Meth

4/3/2020
Tyrus unknowingly April fools his social media followers. Kat makes plans with herself to squeeze her own blackheads. Kat battles her next-door neighbors during quarantine. PLUS: Find out what special skill Tyrus learned while performing Shakespeare in college. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:40:53

Tyrus Exotic & Carl the Pup

3/27/2020
Kat introduces her new puppy to the podcast. Tyrus stockpiles Twinkies for the end of the world. And Tyrus explains how flushing clothing down the toilet runs in his family. *Unpopular Opinion* Find out why the airport is Kat's favorite place to go to the bathroom. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Duration:00:44:46