Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Rodney’s DAUGHTER’S getting MARRIED this SATURDAY, all the ARRANGEMENTS have been MADE, now they just need to get it DONE! Well, Dean, the scheduling SCOUNDREL, calls to ask if they could MOVE the WEDDING DATE to SUNDAY instead of SATURDAY, because his BUSINESS PARTNER needs the VENUE…That’s not going to be a PROBLEM, right? Will Rodney have to FIGHT for his DAUGHTER’S RIGHT to get MARRIED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pat’s been having ISSUES with her WATER BILL, no matter how she PAYS, the COMPANY says she still OWES THEM! Well, poor sweet innocent Dean calls Pat to SORT things OUT, but Pat’s not having any of it…She YELLS, she SWEARS, and Dean can barely get a CONDESCENDING word IN before she HANGS UP! Will Pat make this the SHORTEST Scam EVER?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe’s TRUCK is all DINGED UP, so he took it in to get FIXED under WARRANTY. Problem is there was a MISUNDERSTANDING with his INSURANCE, so Joe ended up having to pay HALF the BILL! Well, Rog, the ROUGHNECK repairman, calls Joe to ask why he’s being so CHEAP?! And if he doesn’t PAY UP right NOW Rog is keeping his WRECK of a TRUCK! Will the WARRANTY cover Joe’s BRUISED EGO?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John’s WIFE likes to SMOKE on her BACK PORCH now and then, NAKED! Well, MANAGER Rog calls from the CAR DEALERSHIP, that just so happens to be BEHIND John’s HOUSE, to let him know that some of his GUYS have been taking PICTURES of his WIFE and he wants to MAKE A DEAL for them! Will John need a SMOKE by the end of this CALL?! Listen FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Renee DUMPED her EX 4 YEARS AGO and hasn’t thought about him SINCE! Well, Dean, from the PHONE COMPANY, calls Renee to let her know the JIG is UP! They have RECORDS of her STALKING her EX using his PHONE ACCOUNT! And unless Dean and Renee can figure SOMETHING out right HERE and NOW, he’s going to the COPS! Just how UNPROFESSIONAL can one Dean be?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patrika just bought a NEW TRUCK, but the things AXEL is on BACKWARDS, and trying to get it FIXED has been a NIGHTMARE! Well, Dean, the dealership’s resident D-BAG, calls Patrika to first ask her how much she’s ENJOYED their SERVICE, and to somehow BLAME HER for the AXEL being on the WRONG WAY! Will Dean get Patrika to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda’s getting MARRIED and the VENUE is CHEAPER to RENT if you LIVE in the AREA, so Amanda FIBBED to get a better DEAL! Well, Rog, the rental REPROBATE, calls Amanda to let her know that the JIG is UP! They know EVERYTHING, and since they LIED, they’re MOVING the RESERVATION DATE because they CAN! How will Amanda like the NEW SURPRISE SCHEDULE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin put a $1,500 DOWNPAYMENT on a TRUCK, but the dealership LOST his CHECK, so he sent ANOTHER ONE and they LOST that one TOO! Well, Rog, the PAYMENT department PAIN, calls Kevin to say they have a new SYSTEM, and it doesn’t say anything about Kevin expect that he’s a DEADBEAT! So, they want their money NOW or else Kevin’s TRUCK is getting REPO’ED…And, for his CONVINCE, they take CHECKS! Will Kevin be going for the LOST CHECK HAT TRICK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg left some OILY RAGS in his TRUCK after working on it, they CAUGHT FIRE, he called the FIRE DEPARTMENT, but it was OUT by the time they got there! Well, Dean, the CITY AUDITOR, calls Greg to let him know he’s on the HOOK for $500, FIRE or NOT, since his DUMBASS was the REASON they we’re CALLED in the FIRST PLACE! How BAD will Dean BURN Greg?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some stuff FELL OFF Tommy’s TRUCK while he was on the ROAD, but no one tried to FLAG him DOWN, so he thought that was that! Well, Rog, calling in with a very UNIQUE yet INDISTINGUISHABLE accent, has TRACKED Tommy DOWN because his CRAP landed on Rog’s CAR! Now Tommy better pony up $1,600 or else Rog’s going to HIT HIM so HARD he’ll think he’s back in the OLD COUNTRY! Will Rog and Tommy be able to UNDERSTAND each other well enough to come to an UNDERSTANDING?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike TRADED in a CAR, but didn’t tell the DEALERSHIP just how BUSTED it was, so Mike thought he made out like a BANDIT! Well, Dean, the D-BAG dealership manger, calls Mike to say he traded in a LEMON so he’s going to have to PAY them BACK, or else Dean’s coming over to SQUEEZE a REAL LEMON in his EYE! Will Dean & Mike TALK it OUT or PUNCH it OUT?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle just changed PHONE PLANS, but both her NEW and OLD carriers were CHARGING her DOUBLE at the SAME TIME! Well, Dean from one COMPANY and Rog from ANOTHER call poor Michelle to decide amongst themselves RIGHT NOW on the PHONE just how much Michelle OWES them! How will Michelle like the guy’s UNIQUE PAYMENT PLAN?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marie needed a FILING CABINET delivered, but arranging the drop-off took SO LONG she ended up just telling them to KEEP IT! Well, Rog, the delivery DUDE calls to say Marie still needs to PAY for her ADANDONED piece of FURNITURE whether she WANTS it or NOT! How far will Rog go to MAKE the SALE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who are Dean & Rog scamming TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa’s HUSBAND had a FRIEND whose SHORT STAY at their APARTMENT turned into a MONTH’S long MOOCH, so she finally KICKED him to the CURB! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE rental manager, calls Melissa to let her know, since she SNUCK IN and EXTRA TENNANT, she’s going to have PAY an EXTRA DEPOSIT! Will Rog get Melissa to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie had a NIGHTMARE of a TIME getting her CAR SERVICED! They took too LONG; they gave it back to her BROKEN and were RUDE the WHOLE TIME…At least it ended up being FREE! Well, Dean, the KING of customer service, calls Jackie to ask how much she ENJOYED their TEAM’S WORK…Oh, and let her know about some EXTRA CHARGES that just came up! Will Jackie be able to KEEP her COOL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brook found a BAG of GROCERIES in a store’s PARKING LOT, nobody was around, so she decided to TAKE IT! Well, Dean, the FIGHTING MAD foodie, calls Brook to DEMAND 2 THINGS: First, she pays Dean back for his GROCERIES, and second, Brook over Dean’s KNEE so he can teach her a LESSON! Will Brook and Dean be taking this FIGHT back to the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg had some SNAPPERS STUFFED recently, he made a DEAL with the owner and only paid $500 for BOTH! Well, Rog, the TROUBLESOME TAXIDERMIST, calls Greg to say he’s the OTHER OWNER of the BUSINESS and he doesn’t like Greg’s DEAL, so he still OWES them $500 MORE for the SECOND FISH! And Rog wants his MONEY now, or else Greg’s the next ANIMAL he’ll put on the MANTELPIECE! Just how FOUL-MOUTHED and one MAN be?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa had a MEMBERSHIP to a TANNING PLACE, but they DOUBLE CHARGED her for MONTHS, and never PAID HER BACK, so she CANCELLED! Well, Rog, the BRONZED BUTTHEAD, calls to let Lisa know he’s going to CHARGE her CARD for a YEAR of TANNING…Unless they can work some ELSE out of course! Will Lisa’s FACE go from TAN to RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lynn recently bought a CAR and $1,500 and LOT of TROUBLE with the DEALERSHIP later she can FINALLY use it! Well, Dean, the sleezy SALESMAN, calls Lynn to get her HONEST OPINION on a SERVICE SURVEY of her EXPERIENCE…Can we put you down for a 10 out of 10?! Will Dean be able to NEGOTIATE his way to a GOOD REVIEW?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.