Kagro in the Morning

You think that David Waldman has it easy as host of the KITM Show? The Freedom Caucus released their FART team 20 some hours before our Friday show. All of the good jokes are done! Marjorie Taylor Greene could have finally shown leadership aptitude in FART, had she not been thrown out of the caucus. Moscow Marjorie sure supports Vladimir Putin and yet has not been conscripted into the Russian army… or maybe she has... The Bill Barr sleeper cell reawakes. Am I the only one, or did you also believe that people get in trouble when they ignore subpoenas? Section 702 of FISA expires tonight unless Mike Johnson can change that. Misplaced merkin Rand Paul leads the opposition. It’s another day in the notorious mob dotard Donald Trump’s election interference trial. Of course, Trump is a notorious mob dotard, so finding jurors too ignorant to despise him is tough. Of course, Trump is a notorious mob dotard, so keeping jurors safe from his mob hits will be tough. Of course, Trump is a notorious mob dotard, so keeping the room cold enough to keep TFFG awake will challenge every occupant. If it’s really a problem, Donald can always request a second blanket for his cell. Israel had a chance to cut that out, but chose differently. If FEMA needs to keep fishing you out of your Florida neighborhood, they want you to pay higher insurance rates. Ace KITM Correspondent Rosalyn MacGregor has been corresponding, but we need to catch up on the publishing. Recently, Michigan Democrats won special elections to regain full control of state government, while Michigan Gops can’t even control themselves. Recently, one of Michigan’s anti-LGBTQ+ hate groups, Church Militant shut down, though it might be strategically retreating to friendly territory. Recently, that is, in the last few hundred years, the Methodist church has been schismatic, and particularly schismatized in today’s increasingly diverse, equitable and inclusive environment.

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back and awake as ever for the Thursday KITM! Mike Johnson has been attempting to find the balance between allowing Ukraine to die at the hands of the Russians, or pretending to help only to arrive too late. Counting votes for Mike is made tougher by the everchanging vote to ruble exchange rate in the Gop House. C-Span could open a 24/7 kompromat video feed. Over at the Senate, it didn’t take long to flush the House’s impeachment stunt. Republicans weren’t really trying, as impeachment was never really their goal. Arizona Republicans are happy to stick it to Democrats on abortion for as long as they have their jobs. A disgruntled employee attempted to destroy his company on the way out, and almost did too, as NPR had already inflicted plenty on itself already. The Trump campaign is in deeper trouble than you think. Joe Biden is way ahead in several demographics. The DCCC has double the money as the NRCC. Donald Trump may not even win the election. If he does, this time he wants a bigger cut. We’re back down to 5 jurors on Trump’s election interference/peener trouble trial, once more jurors realized how dangerous mob trials can get. It isn’t as if Donald didn’t warn them.

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back for the Thursday KITM. Listen to today’s show and you’ll never doze off! Nighty night, Donald! Sure, food isn’t allowed in the courtroom, but there should be an exception made for a bowl of spaghetti or a cream pie under Donald Trump’s face. It’s hard to believe TFFG would have anything to complain about, it sounds like a laugh riot so far. Pity the Both-Sides Media, who have to make Trump more than the nothing he is, and the trial less than a case of felony election interference. After all, they’re still selling tickets to the debates. There are a lot of Big Lies jockeying for attention right now, but Presidential Immunity is one that can be addressed before it gets much bigger. Trump’s original Big Lie is still out there taking a toll. Smartmatic and MAGA Network OAN settled their election defamation case. Prosecutions of fake electors are gaining ground in swing states. The Gop phony baloney impeachment trial continues to move forward, the White House is watching but expects only the best out of MTG’s handling of the case. President Joe Biden is inching ahead in the polls, give or take. Arizona Republicans are standing strong on abortion, wiping out any chances they might have of being elected. If it wasn’t for the Supreme Court, Gops would go extinct. Disgraced Republican ex-councilor, Wilmer Puello-Mota ruined his life so much that he feels safer standing in front of Ukrainian drones.

No one knows more about most things than David Waldman and Joan McCarter. Listen to them for a couple of hours today and see how much smarter you can become. Somnolent sleezewad Donald Trump is today attending the second day of his first criminal trial. Some say that Donald napped better yesterday than the great Lincoln or Washington would have, had they been indicted on multiple felonies. Stormy Daniels’ testimony should wake him tf up. More details make Trump’s $175M bond story more complex but no less hinky. Mike Johnson made the trip down to Florida, so now he thinks he’s a made man and MTG and Thomas Massie can’t hurt him. Come over to the Dems Mike, you’ll be safe from them there. What good is a functional House Speaker anyhow? Details aren’t awfully necessary when you’re freeing hostage appliances and randomly impeaching people. Disgraced former Republican city councilor Wilmer Puello-Mota joined the Russian army rather than go to prison for child porn and register as a sex offender. Disgraced former Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorne might want to consider visiting the Ukrainian front as well.

Today, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin present the KITM Patriots Day Special… which was a holiday even before it became day one of Donald Trump’s first criminal trial. So far the trial is the trial of the century, despite Trump’s pleading, raging, ranting, and contempt. You know that it’s a big deal, even without Donald telling you so, because it’s so hard to bully or fake out a trial. Outside the courthouse, Trump’s follower covers his face. TFFG’s argument has been that “Everyone’s a crook so I have to be the biggest one.”, which usually is unpersuasive to judges, juries, and hopefully enough voters. People do tell pollsters whatever they feel like telling them, then vote however they feel like, when they feel like voting. Chris Sununu gave Republican voters permission to vote for Trump no matter what they have ever said. Probably fewer people will vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. than who are related to him, but still enough to do damage. Donald Trump’s bond insurer insurer has insured that their money will be staying in the Cayman islands. As of press time, World War Three has not yet kicked off, thanks to the whole world being being cool and all. Now, if everyone stays that way, and slowly backs up, it could turn out just fine… if anyone does something stupid, or worse, it might not. Remember that time Republicans said they did something, but really didn’t?

Let’s see… What happened since we last talked? Trump supporter and wingman OJ Simpson died, which other than freeing up some tee time and reminding everyone of Norm Macdonald, doesn’t solve much. Allen Weisselberg has been taken into custody, again, for criming for Trump, again, but every little incarceration helps. And, David Waldman dropped a brand-new Friday KITM, which is always nice. Speaking of Donald Trump, and when isn’t anybody speaking about Donald Trump? But maybe, just maybe, he’s going to criminal court... and maybe, just maybe, he’s heading towards justice. Maybe not. Meanwhile, incumbent President Joe Biden is fighting to get on the ballot in Alabama and Ohio. Them’s the rules. The rules they always let slide until right about now. And, what if the rules they’ve always followed were never the rules, but only a typo? Qualified Immunity isn't a law, is not in the Constitution, and as it turns out it has been all a misunderstanding. The Justice Department urged House Republicans to “avoid conflict”, but that is kind of their thing. Who is Nick Adams? What is Nick Adams? Does it really matter? The more Trumpy VP contender Kristi Noem becomes, the less anyone likes her, and eventually Donald will hate her too.

On Today’s KITM David Waldman coaxed Greg Dworkin almost out to the full hour mark! Unfortunately David wasn’t able to do much better with our live feed, which passed away shortly after. Catch the full two hours on the link! Let’s return to yesteryear, to the wild west of 1864 Arizona, 15 years before Wyatt Earp got a job with the Pima County Sheriff’s department. We see a lonesome stranger ride into town, though not just any ”stranger”, but probably one of the “strangest” ever: W. Claude Jones, politician, poet, fabulist, "pursuer of nubile females," including several child brides... and one of the founders of AZ’s near-total ban on abortions. Today’s Republicans clearly want these laws to happen. AZ Democrats trying to repeal the law were driven away. Trump and Kari Lake are on the record, with their support and also their opposition. Everybody gets what Republicans are trying to pull, except the New York Times, who refuse to tell dishonesty from complexity. Potemkin Gop outreach centers are now filled with a wholly different array of dildos for 2024. Donald Trump lost his third bid this week to delay next week’s “paying a porn star hush money to win an election” trial. Oh look! Donald just found exonerating evidence under this box of stolen atomic weapon secrets! TFFG has no friends, but he sure does have a lot of acquaintances always ready to help him out. Trump Media was saved back in 2022 by Anton Postolnikov, nephew of Aleksandr Yakov Smirnov, and a deep acquaintance of Vladimir Putin. Postolnikov has a little bank on the Caribbean island of Dominica, Paxum Bank, a pornography investment concern… Not to be confused with Axos Bank, who saved Trump tower for Donald with their few hundred million. Axos is run by Gregory Garrabrants, who is heavily acquainted with Don Hankey and well, you know him. All of these guys rub elbows occasionally at various events, and the cash seems to just flake off. Young girls, lots of them, and very young, are also there, for some reason.

On today’s show, David Waldman coaxed Greg Dworkin to pull his Raft O’ Stories several more feet up the Big Kagro River. We might get to 10 tomorrow! Everyone knows that the secret to comedy is... Donald Trump established himself as the 2024 Pro-Choice Candidate and Gops got in line to be lead out of the wilderness... Timing! The Arizona Supreme Court has gone pre-abolition, pre-suffrage, pre-antibiotics, pre-statehood, to illuminate what states rights really can do to human rights, banning abortion for everyone but their daughters, wives, etc. Democrats feel that this might work towards their benefit in the upcoming election. The New York Times warns that just because that happened the last few dozen times, doesn’t guarantee it will happen again. Americans might be ambivalent about abortion, but they do prefer their rights be left right where they left them. Trump’s hush money charges are seen as serious by most voters. It might change a few minds, but you know MAGA. Keeping DJT stock at $9 billion requires mass delusion heretofore unwitnessed. And yet, President Joe Biden is making money and laying down tracks, and is maybe, an inch or so ahead. Maybe MAGA will become distracted by RFK Jr. and the Gerald Ford Foundation. Allen Weisselberg is going back to jail, again for Trump. Don Hankey charged Donald a low, low, LOW craaaazy low fee upfront, but unlike Hankey’s previous customers, the repo men just might be coming for Hankey this time. Right-wing fraudsters are fined $1.25 million for their robocall scam, but who will pay their bill? Trump’s lawyers not only go bad for Trump, but they go stupid too, just cannon fodder for the Big Stall.

Wasn’t that nice? We all had a pleasant experience together. The solar eclipse was partially visible from 49 U.S. states yesterday, with 15 of those being in the “path of totality”. David Waldman made his eclipse encounter extra exciting by also viewing missile launches at the slightly forebodingly named Wallops Flight Facility. No one, not even Fox could ruin the moment, although Marjorie Taylor Greene really, really tried. Joan McCarter, out west with many natural wonders, wasn’t so impressed with the eclipse, or with Marge Greene either. Mike Johnson wants to be Marge’s friend oh so much, but nothing works, not even letting her run the sham impeachment of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, which Moscow Marjorie will no doubt gavel in using the butt of a handgun. (Mike has spent his entire House “Leadership” waiting for Ukraine to die, but no such deal for him.) The rest of her Gop comrades do nothing, just like they have for months, waiting for marching orders on abortion and IVF… at least orders that they can repeat with a straight face. Meanwhile, even as the hounds close in on fugitive from justice Donald Trump, he continues to lure more into his life of crime. Trump’s $175 million bond makes no sense, unless you view it as his accomplices’ covering fire while he continues to make his escape. Have you heard about the Kaspereks? The Lowes Island Kaspereks? It seems that they ran into a bit of trouble about January 6.

Are you better off now than you were four years ago? Find out, with our April 8, 2020 episode! As per tradition, it was the day David Waldman reserves a chair and facemask for Elijah. It was also a Wednesday, the day David reserves for Greg Dworkin, who traditionally visits via Skype. Dateline Somalia: A nation ravaged by pirates and rampant corruption, a population in anarchy as aid to those in need is commandeered by competing warlords for their own profit. Civilization crumbles into savagery. Back in the US, agents are seizing masks and other coronavirus supplies without a word, selling it to GOP-connected middlemen, intercepting, seizing, and "outbidding" the sales from those middlemen, then selling the gear thus seized BACK to those same middlemen in a victory for the free market. Of course these medical supplies aren’t counterfeit, are they? That would be Un-American. We’ll sue! Barbados knows from pirates. The US introduces them to extortion after Rihanna tried to run the blockade. Hydroxychloroquine could cause cardiac arrests. Hell, COVID-19 could cause cardiac arrests, so who needs any more? Donald Trump does, because he and his voters need to feel smarter than doctors, and if Trump finds only one tenuous connection to one dubious success, well, that’s better than nothing. Also: money. Donald Trump broke the agencies that were supposed to stop the Covid-19 epidemic and is killing all the watchdogs. The people who knew all along it was a hoax, will soon come to the conclusion that they knew along this was big trouble. (Unless they are already dead.) Will those people still vote for Trump, once they know this is all Donald’s fault? Maybe. Bernie Sanders is correct as usual. The second most important vote of our lifetime has to be taken seriously, right now. Yesterday, the Wisconsin Republican party risked thousands of Democratic lives and even sacrificed a few of their own in what could be a template for November. It will take a while to figure out what just happened. It is no longer infrastructure week, at least for a while, as Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell make Phase 4 happen remotely.

Did you feel the earth move this morning? It could be the scintillation of David Waldman’s cascade of Friday KITM information and insight. It could have been that earthquake in New Jersey. Oh! So that’s what the World Central Kitchen logo looks like! Way up from where Israel sits, they found it hard to tell from the Al Jazeera, Reuters, Red Cross, etc. logos that pop up in their crosshairs so often. Anywho... their bad! (Or Hamas’ bad for provoking them, natch.) Ok, Israel will open up a few aid routes, are we good now? Just remember to label those new aid trucks better! Oh, and make sure you send a copy of your ID to Israel’s artificial intelligence targeting system, just in case. They like to call it “The Gospel”... as a joke! LOL! No Cash? No Credit? No Problem! Well, maybe a few problems for Knight Specialty Insurance Company, who might be backed by Knight Insurance Company, who might be backed by an IOU from Donald Trump, who could swear that he read thirty days same as cash on the door. (Offer void in NY) Tish James will give Donald another 10 days, therefore expect him to pull that ten more times. Don’t expect Chuck Schumer to spend much time on Alejandro Mayorkas’ impeachment paperwork. The Passion of John Eastman will culminate in his crucifixion or disbarment, but he probably won’t be returning after a weekend break. Germans are on the lookout for Botswanans slipping elephants over their borders, further aggravating invasive species woes.

David Waldman welcomes back KITM Convalescent Contributor Greg Dworkin, who had plenty to say but with few breaths to say it. Bibi Netanyahu has been under a lot of pressure lately. President Joe Biden is outraged at the killing of World Central Kitchen aid workers, heartbroken at the death of so many Palestinians, and probably pretty pissed at Bibi. The US government is beginning to think of punishing Israel, although Israeli citizens in fact don’t like Netanyahu a little more than they don't like Israeli soldiers killing Gazans, but are mostly adverse to harsh introspection. Donald Trump would have just brought peace to the region, or more likely would have done nothing but said he did. Israel will tell you that verily, they solely follow The Gospel on who would live or die... now known by its less smite-full name “Lavender”. There or here, what Joe Biden has to do in public might differ from what he does behind the scenes to fix things. Broke-ass dotard Donald Trump has to prove exactly how poor he is to pass his $175M bond, as he, get this, neglected to submit correct PAPERWORK. Trump’s paperwork issues raise questions, as they always should. Trump did collusion and is also a fascist who is trying to rig the electoral college, so what’s new about that? Not much, which is why although Trump and Biden are pretty much tied at the moment, Joe Biden is in a much stronger position.

David Waldman celebrates the Wednesday of it all, especially the part where Greg Dworkin returns with his big Raft O’ Stories™... Unfortunately Greg was unable to haul It too far along the KITM Canal without becoming a little winded. It’s another post elections-Tuesday Wednesday. Donald Trump and the Republicans are getting everything they've been asking for, more hatred and fear, and fewer people willing to vote for them. Trump keeps claiming that he won Wisconsin, but he lost it just like he will this time. “How did he do it?” Hope Hicks says that she has the answer. Meanwhile, House Republicans are pushing to have Washington DC’s Dulles renamed “Dotard International Airport”. Jack Smith has just about had it with The Judicial Apprentice star Aileen Cannon’s antics. Smith sees Cannon’s “no basis in law or fact” orders to be “fundamentally flawed”... as one would. Did Trump actually appoint Jeffrey Clark to lead the Justice Department? Actual paperwork would prove if Clark was the Acting Attorney General, or a Pretend AG. Enid, Oklahoma is embarrassed no longer after voting out their very Naziesque City Council member. RIP John Sinclair, previously in the stir for breathing air.

Every day does seem like April Fools Day anymore, but you can always rely on David Waldman and Joan McCarter to be your plain dealers. Howdy ho! Broke-ass dotard Donald Trump posted a $175 million bond in his New York State civil trial. It wasn’t Donald’s money, it never is. This time Trump’s sweetheart was car loan tycoon Don Hankey. Mr. Hankey and Trump have a lot in common, so one can only hope that Trump’s loan came in around 800% APR. Why does Trump threaten witnesses, juries, or anyone related to his trials, even against gag orders? Because it works, and he gets away with it, duh! Israel had a really strong famine going in Gaza, when the World Central Kitchen arrived and started disrupting it all. A few missiles taught them a lesson. Sometimes folks just need to learn who’s in charge. Michigan Republican Tim Walberg wants to use Trump’s hurricane solution to turn Gaza into glass. Somehow when Gops say it, it doesn’t trigger the libs so much. Now that President Joe Biden wants to fix the Francis Scott Key Bridge, Republicans don’t really feel it. Better that someone else take care of it, then they can take credit. Absence doesn’t make Gop’s hearts fonder, they still hate each other on vacation. Murdery Traitor Greene continues to make the case for her stint as House Speaker, while Mike Johnson continues to make the case for House Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.

It’s the first of April and David Waldman reminds us to trust no one today on that wild world web. Greg Dworkin would have warned you also, but remains away on holiday assignment. Who put Easter so close to April Fools Day, anyhow? Republicans demand that President Joe Biden apologize for placing Easter on March 31, The International Transgender Day of Visibility, and for banning religious symbols from Easter Eggs ever since 1976. Stupid-dangerous people have never had the power as they do now, especially that most stupid-dangerous person in history, You Know Who... If you haven’t guessed yet, it’s Donald Trump. Sure, there are a lot of stupid-dangerous people around, but they have chosen TFFG as their king. Donald Trump’s lifelong goal of dying of old age before going to prison seems more on-track than ever. Potential Trump witnesses either get carrots or sticks, all of which are illegal of course, but you don’t see Donald in jail do you? It has been years since Easter, and yet the area around there always remains in the news. Voting out the president there could help a lot.

It’s Friday! Good! David Waldman, and we made it through the week. Georgia Gop Karen Handel purged voter rolls, blocked Democratic candidates from running, and clamped down on voter-ID, and yet Gop Brian Pritchard, election denier, managed to illegally vote 9 times right under her Gop nose. Pennsylvania can discard undated mail-in ballots, even when they arrive before deadline, an argument in such bad-faith that only Ronna McDaniel could say it on Meet the Press and get away with it. South Carolina have to hold their 2024 elections with an unconstitutional gerrymandered map, because no one got around to fixing it. Crystal Clanton used to really hate black people. Sometimes in all caps. But that was way back when she was a child, and the national field director for Turning Point USA. Then she met Ginni and Clarence Thomas, who try to pass along the benefits life brought to them to those in need, like Crystal. Now Crystal is the Thomas’ nearly adopted daughter in the Thomas’ nearly nepotistic hiring scandal. Jeffrey Clark believes his attorney-client privilege extended to Donald Trump rather than the United States, which might be illegal, but you know that Donald would never have it any other way. Mike Johnson will be send Mayorkas impeachment charges to the Senate on April 10. Of course Marjorie Traitor Greene will be impeachment manager. Senator Ron Wyden called on the Biden Administration to declassify information about Paul Manafort and Russia, to catch everyone up before it all begins again. As President Ryan Gordon, President Gerald Fitzhugh, President Anwar Sadat and over 200 other roles (Including 12 movies not yet out!) Louis Gossett Jr. became a huge part of our culture and memories.

It’s Thursday! Maundy Thursday! Today David Waldman reintroduces the word “turpitude” to our colloquial lexicon, and it’s about time, there’s a lot of it going around. Titan of turpitude Trump received another very tardy gag order. When will judges learn? Trump officials are hired primarily to aid in Donald’s turpitude, and thus knowingly endanger their own careers. Assistant attorney general Jeffrey Clark could face disbarment for supporting Trump’s 2020 coup. A California judge has now recommended disbarring John Eastman for being the chief architect of one of the January 6 plots, and of course, moral turpitude. Kenneth Chesebro and Jim Troupis turned over more than 1,400 pages of documents detailing their bad-faith arguments and turpitudinous cloud of confusion chaos. Lev Parnas can tell you all about that stuff. Joe Lieberman, who was ok as ALF’s dad, I guess, but got pretty irritating following the 2000 election, is much less irritating today. Turpitude never entered his mind. CPAC's Matt Schlapp dropped $480K to get one sexual battery lawsuit dropped. Now, what will he do about all the rest? Schlapp and Mrs. Schlapp worked to discredit and defame their first accuser, so they seem pretty turpitudinous. You don't hear much about Jeffery Epstein’s island now that the right wing has been implicated. Expect to hear much less about it soon.

It's Wednesday! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are still hanging in there, although Greg couldn’t croak through more than a half hour without croaking. Ronna McRomney McDaniel is no longer hanging in there at NBC. NBC hoped to find the journalistic balance between liars and non-liars, but somehow came to the same conclusion as Donald Trump. People who don’t have to work with McDaniel are now irate. The post-Ronna RNC is making certain all new hires will be Big Liars from the start. The Democratic machine in New Jersey stripped its gears trying to haul Tammy Murphy through their primary. Also breaking down are House Republicans, who quit being a functioning majority party, but might soon become a completely dysfunctional minority party. Murdery Traitor Greene says Mike Gallagher can’t quit before she expels him. Has anyone thought of how nice “Speaker Greene” would sound right now? You win some, you lose some. Alabama wins Democrat Marilyn Lands, who ran on IVF insanity. Alabama loses Republican David Cole, who was just arrested on felony voter fraud. The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals holds the stay, er, stays the hold… Texas still can’t arrest and deport migrants on their own. Ken Paxton’s been living his best life the last 9 years since being charged with securities fraud. He can now continue that life. Is it possible that Donald Trump can destroy every single thing, while also making money from every single thing? Yes.

It’s Tuesday! David Waldman is back, Joan McCarter is not, and like Greg yesterday, Covid, and of course Donald Trump, is to blame. Get well everybody! (Not you, Donald) Broke-ass dotard Donald Trump doesn’t need my well-wishes. That SOB is the luckiest guy in the world. Have you ever had a fine reduced by 2/3rds? That cut was because Trump is not trustable. Have you ever had a fine reduced because you weren’t trusted? Stock related to Truth Social jumped 35% after Trump’s bond was reduced. Have you ever made $3 billion from a multi-million dollar losing company whose stock was named after your previous multi-million dollar losing company? MAGAs will lose their life savings, but after all, that is their intention. Gops are not as lucky as Donald, nor as flagellant as MAGA. Sad! It’s not hard out there for a Ho. Not James and Allyson Ho, the husband and wife, lawyer and judge team trying to take out mifepristone. House Gops hope to teach Merrick Garland a thing or two about Constitutional law. A powerless cargo ship calling for May Day drifted into the columns supporting the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore. They are finding cars in the river, but sadly are still missing people. Israel is finding few who agree with them; therefore, they have decided to withdraw from asking anyone’s opinion.

It’s Monday! David Waldman is back and sounds recovered from the cold. Greg Dworkin is back and not quite recovered from Covid. Get well Greg! You heard it speculated upon here first: Tammy Tammany Murphy will drop out of her U.S. Senate race. Mike Gallagher couldn’t take MTG MAGA any longer, and takes Gops down to a one point reason for existence. Well, today is the day Don Poorleone’s 50 years of grifting finally comes to an end… Drat! TFFG escapes yet again! Trump’s slime sure makes him one slippery devil. Still, all of this can’t be good news for Trump, right? Hard work and results will soon pay off for Joe Biden, right? Soon? Please? The recent concert shooting in Moscow leaves over 130 dead, some are at fault, some are being blamed. Jared Kushner dreams of all the beautiful (profitable) sunsets along the Gaza Strip, which could be oh so beautiful (profitable) without those Palestinians. Israel is an early investor in the dream. Palestinians will of course be allowed to return, as someone will need to clean pools and fold towels. Paul Manafort is the only one who really knows what he is up to. What’s Stewart Stewie Rah-Rah Rahr been up to lately? Probably no good… maybe a little good, but mostly bad. New documents detail more of the inner workings of that fraternal order, “Society for American Civic Renewal”.