The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Mike, Tony, and Chris help Jeremy solve a dilemma he's been having over texting people on the West Coast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Barnes is here to celebrate our new partnership with All the Smoke and share some stories about his vibe check with Dan, role players who get in trouble, fights with Doc Rivers, and more. Then, Chris and Jeremy want to compete with an assistant, and Mike has an idea of where college football may be headed with a new football subdivision. Plus, broadcasting youth football, and Aaron Rodgers goes after the media on behalf of Zach Wilson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After Dan finishes rambling, the show has a huge announcement: All The Smoke is coming to Meadowlark Media and the Draft Kings Network! We discuss welcoming Matt Barnes, Stephen Jackson, and All The Smoke Productions to the crew. Then, it's time for everyone's favorite game...AGAINST! THE! SPREAD! Plus, did you see that Titans punter injury? And it's time for Tony's Top deadmau5, and Billy laughs at Chris Cote. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the evolution of NFL player empowerment going to be certain players just...not playing until the playoffs? Then, Jeremy desperately wants to get a George Santos podcast off the ground, Tony continues to be a volume shooter on QB evaluation, Mike discusses FSU Football spiraling out of control, and and Stugotz, the snake, hangs around Dan's neck. Plus, Stu has gained weight, and a debate breaks out over the relevance of the NBA In-Season Tournament. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan is dressed as Captain Hook but looks like at least 10 other celebrities with mustaches, and Tony is struggling with a deadmau5 head cutting off his vision. We try to discuss the Winter Meetings with David Samson, but his audio continues to act the way it has the last several weeks, and we guarantee this one is NOT a bit. Then, Dick Fitts, Tim Boyle, and Jaelen Phillips on Hard Knocks. Plus, we listen to the Useless Sound Montage and discuss business stealing the soul of good things in sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A fierce debate — about no less than the meaning of intelligence itself — has broken out in the world of football scouting, as star quarterback C.J. Stroud puts together one of the best rookie QB seasons ever... after bombing the new Wonderlic test. But can this S2 Cognition exam actually predict how your brain impacts athletic performance? Pablo puts himself to the ultimate test of mental agility, with a little help from Alex Smith — and with a LOT of expletives. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/inuwR73XKw0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does FSU's exclusion from the CFP actually signal the death of the ACC, and we have John Skipper to blame? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg Cote is running out of steam as we approach the end of the show, but first we have to get to his horse paying dividends, the Bucket of Death, and Jer-emmy Tache. Then, we had out the first ever Nathan Peterman Award for worst QB of all-time and discuss if there was anything FSU could have done to make the Playoff. Plus, we continue our conversation on the dehumanization of athletes and if there was any money you'd take to experience pain both mentally and physically later in life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's International Cheetah Day, so there's no better person to bring in a man who's slept in a bed with a cheetah: Ron Magill. Then, Dan finally reveals his official Top 6 teams in his College Football Playoff Rankings, and he's followed the committee's criteria for an impressive resume. Plus, our video team has worked diligently to create GTA characters based on show cast members, Greg doesn't do "the tox," we watch Lucy's video from the SEC title game featuring JuJu Gotti, and Jim Harbaugh is getting the credit he deserves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wes Welker says Tyreek Hill is better than Randy Moss, and he has a pretty great case, but Tyreek Hill is making sure to share his success with Tua. Then, Christian Wilkins is here to discuss having fun in the NFL, trash talk as an art form, the most important player on the Dolphins offense, and more. Plus, Lucy finally unleashes her football analysis...unfortunately it's while surrounded by feet. And Greg Cote shows off his old man strength! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg Cote is here on book release Tuesday for The Pride of a Lion. He's feeling proud, and we ain't lyin'. Dan has sent in his vote for the Heisman Trophy and has some major regrets over not voting for Iowa's punter, we spend some time trying to promote Greg's old book FINS AT 50, and the feelings from yesterday's merch store discussion are still hanging over the show. Then, we discuss the lack of action and plethora of injuries in the NFL. Plus, Pablo Torre is here to defend himself against questions of collusion with David Samson, GTA6, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The BIGGEST NFL Postgame show in the world brings you everything that happened in Week 13 of the NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Ryan's Handsome Dad™ joins the show IN-STUDIO as the crew fawns all over him and proposes Meadowlark Media's own version of The Golden Bachelor. Then, today is one of the best Dolphins Mondays of his lifetime, so why doesn't Chris Cote feel that way? Plus, Stugotz's Weekend Observations and Dan's experience with cash at the valet. Also, is Dan going to make a mockery of the Heisman Trophy voting? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The New England Patriots are impossibly bad, and our Miami-based crew is reveling in it. Dan is still upset about the merch store. Was that a bit? Jess is still upset about "Foot Girls." Was THAT a bit? Then, Spencer Hall is here to tell us about all the wildly hilarious parts of what happened with the CFP committee yesterday and to explain why College Football is a perfect microcosm for America. Plus, have you ever wished the NFL had their own committee? And Dan wants to turn FSU into UCF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The whole crew has strong takes on the College Football Playoff Selection Committee after FSU was excluded from the Playoff after an undefeated season, Georgia was discarded, and Alabama found its way to the party. Does the regular season not matter? Are losses better than wins? Is this JUST a made-for-TV event? Should Jordan Travis have broken his leg sooner? The conversation continues as Chris Cote seems to see every side of the debate, Jessica rails against Michigan's inclusion in the Playoff after cheating, and Stugotz flip-flops in his opinion that the regular season should matter most. This entire thing is a clusterbleep. Plus, we do finally get to Tony's NFL takes that were backed up to the point of a nose bleed. Those 49ers, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan "The Urinator" Le Batard is taking a break from his normal balanced perspective to celebrate the No. 1 seed in the AFC, the Miami Dolphins! Dan, Stugotz, and the Shipping Container discuss Tua, Tyreek Hill's dominance, the Dolphins becoming the Chiefs, and more after the Fins blowout victory. Then, Dan ruined David Samson's weekend because David ruined Dan's merch store with exorbitant prices that take advantage of the audience and profits that "trickle down" to the Shipping Container. Plus, Deion Sanders is here to celebrate PORTAL DAY! Deion discusses the College Football Playoff including Nick Saban, Washington ruining everything, his team this year, and recruiting in the transfer portal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Billy took a vacation that nobody knew about so Chris Cote joins the show. Do the Packers have another quarterback for the next 15 years that the Jets will eventually sign to run their team? Lucy is back from the SEC Championship game and she shares her existential crisis for how heartbroken she is for FSU for being left out of the playoff, but completely understands the decision. Fuentes gives his top 5 list and Mikey A fills in on the BBBBB. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is legitimate tension in the studio as our internal investigation reveals who was first on the Jaime Jaquez Jr. takes on the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. HINT: It's the person writing this episode description. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan, Stugotz, and the Shipping Container look back at the video introduction of Foot Girls, Jessica and Lucy's new and triumphant success for Meadowlark Media. They also discuss how many teams in the NFL can actually win the Super Bowl this year. Then, people are ECSTATIC about our move to MAX, Elon Musk is weaponizing X, and Tim Boyle stinks. Plus, Pablo Torre, Katie Nolan, and Dan discuss Saudi Arabia through a segment of Pablo Torre Finds Out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew takes a trip to the Bucket of Death and need to draw for a number of Shipping Container members who are missing. Then, it's time to discuss Dak Prescott and the Cowboys winning and whether the Eagles or 49ers are the best team in the NFC. Plus, it's the OFFICIAL introduction of FOOT GIRLS as Jess, Lucy, and Charlotte (women empowerment!) take a look at the world of College Football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices