The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Chris Cote missed a chance to go to the Inter Miami game last night, but he had a great excuse. Dan has two big topics to get to and wants Charlotte to decide which to discuss...and that leads us to cargo planes. Then, Dan gets to Ryan Cortes' "Good NFL Shit" and there's a lot going on for Justin Fields. Plus, Charlotte shows off her football helmet bonafides. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is a TON going on locally, and Dan and the Shipping Container are here to discuss the Marlins attendance, Inter Miami, Canes basketball, and more. Then, Stugotz spent his entire career trying to be Mad Dog Russo, but it seems like Mad Dog Russo is becoming Stugotz. Plus, ESPN says it's committed to "quality journalism" and Stephen A. takes out Shohei Ohtani. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden refuse to brand their college football segment! After a brief look back at last week's action, Jay Norvell's questionable late game conservatism and Lucy's trip to The Swamp, they preview an exciting upcoming college football slate featuring Ohio State traveling to South Bend for a Notre Dame matchup loaded with playoff implications. Then the Top 5 Coaches That Needed A Win. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan wants Greg Cote's four year old granddaughter to make picks and go head to head with Colin Cowherd before they launch into Against the Spread. Then Miami Marlins first basemen Josh Bell joins the show to review his bell sound effect options on a scale of 1 to 10 bells. Finally, Jess, Billy, and Stu go to the Bucket of Death before Dan praises Mike Tomlin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start the hour going around the NFL discussing Puka Nacua's rise in Los Angeles, if Tua is the best quarterback in the AFC East, and how their coaches come from the same tree. Then Oddball's Charlotte Wilder joins the show, Jessica shares her top 5 ways to spot a deep fake, and Billy unveils the Useless Sound Montage for Week 2. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew discusses how they can't cancel subscription services, the U is BACK! and The Rock seems to be a bit of a clout chaser. Plus, the return of Tony’s Top 5 and CNN’s Jake Tapper joins to talk journalism, Philly sports and his book, “All the Demons Are Here: A Thriller.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan, Stugotz and David Samson discuss Billy cutting the cord but still having to buy all of the apps to watch Marlins games, Tony is from the Stugotz tree of scamming, the Baltimore Orioles are actually good and Samson's movie review of Kurt Angle. Plus, the dirtiest money in the MLB and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Politicians don't want transgender people dominating girls' sports. But Ember Zelch just wanted to play softball, and nobody else seemed to mind. She was, after all, the ONLY trans girl officially even PLAYING girls' varsity sports in her ENTIRE state. Pablo travels to Ohio to learn why Ember fought for her right to love sports anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam McKay is here to announce his new internship with Meadowlark Media searching for our Horrifying Climate Fact of the Day, but he has more interest in taking over other people's segments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg Cote's haircut continues into Hour 2 as we start to see a plan take shape... could this be Greg's best look since Chris's teen years? Then, Billy has a new social media rule, and running backs continue to go down in the NFL. Plus, Mike Schur is here to discuss the Writers Strike, do an impression of a Dolphins fan, and deliver his Stat of the Day. Plus, Jay Glazer is here to deliver some top tier football analysis and watch as we reveal Greg's new look to his wife. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dolphins linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel joins the show as we pick from the Bucket of Death for Tony, Lucy, and Greg, and he better like a good rummage. We ask Andrew about Dadurday, his hair, advice for Lucy on being from Iowa and making friends in Miami, and a whole lot more. Then, it's time for Lucas the Barber to join the show and cut Greg Cote's hair! Lucas explains his approach with Greg's hair and why Tony has a special price before we hear a Greg Cote cover of a Waylon Jennings song from the 1970s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Y'all ever think about how good Tom Brady was? Then, Dan knows he needs to stop talking about Deion Sanders so much, so we've brought back an old device to keep track of his behavior. Plus, Dan, Tony, and Stu dish out their expertise on executing a perfect headbutt without getting injured. Also, we need to cover the Colts better, Dadurday is spreading across the nation, and Greg Cote shares the details of his decrepit mailbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg Cote is nervous about getting a haircut later on today's show, and he's also here to say a couple of the oldest phrases you've ever heard. Dan and Billy discuss the Marlins losing a huge game in a playoff race on a fair ball vs. foul ball controversy in 2023. Plus, how are we supposed to discuss athletes like Deshaun Watson and Tyreek Hill? And is Bill Belichick just Dave Wannstedt? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With comments from Tony Parker, a lawsuit at Ole Miss, and a TikTok generation taking hold, is it time that coaching will finally start moving away from abusive tactics and toward player empowerment? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Deion Sanders and Colorado struggling at the half, many were ready to pounce with takes. Are we in the middle of a media build up of Deion before a tear down the moment Colorado loses? Dan wants to explore this lane while acknowledging the audience probably already hates this Colorado story. Then, Desmond Ridder contributed to a victory, Zach Wilson struggles and the Jets are unraveling, and the Cardinals have mastered the tank. Plus, Stugotz's Weekend Observations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lucy shares her experience in Gainesville covering the Gators win over Tennessee. Dan has two huge announcements for the future of the company, but he'll get to them after he lets us know how We're All Gonna Die™️. Then, aging with grace, Bill Belichick on The Golden Bachelor, the difference between Brandon Staley and Dan Campbell, and a new and improved "F1 Minute" from Jess. Plus, Stugotz is dying on the Takeo Spikes hill, and Chris likes to yell at the TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Billy Gil is here to dish out his Top 5 Legacy Shows as the crew discusses whether or not Late Night TV and Good Morning America are dead. Then, Lucy doesn't trust PFF, we discuss "the endangered position" in the NFL, and Chris is a bad parent. Plus, are the Patriots and Alabama dynasties officially collapsing at the same time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Dolphins took down Bill Belichick and the Patriots on Sunday Night Football, and the crew has takes. Dan questions whether or not the Dolphins should fear Belichick any longer, and Billy has words for Jason Sanders. Then, Alabama's demise is here, Dan spoke with the information people at the UM game, and Deion Sanders and Colorado continue to dominate the college football conversation. Plus, would you rank your kids? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Football Monday! The guys react to SNF's Dolphins vs. Patriots games. Lucy is back from her road trip in Gainesville where she attended interviewed fans, visited Steve Spurrier's restaurant and was driven to tears after visiting The Swamp. Stu has his Top 5 QBs through Week 2, the guys play a game of Contender/Pretender, Billy has his 3 Billy's Bets Big Board Brought to you By picks and we debut a new game Lucy or Goosey? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As Meadowlark Media grows, the shipping container is forced into an even smaller space for this edition of Mystery Crate. The crew hears all about Tony's European vacation and how much better America is than everywhere else. They also take place in a SNKRs Shock Drop together before Chris Cote takes the show where he always does. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices