The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Riley Leonard has taken to The Transfer Portal Dating App, and it has all of us remembering how stupid we were at 17 and imagine having to make a massive decision on where to attend college and get paid thousands of dollars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mina Kimes is here to discuss a wide array of topics around the NFL, but can she do it in turbo speed? Tune into The Minute Kimes Show to find out! She also brings up the ever-flowing debate over wedding meals vs. hor dourves. Plus, JuJu delivers an electric Thursday Thunder, Deion Sanders wins SI Sportsperson of the Year, and the crew dishes out some of their greatest fears (and joys) when they're high. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adnan Virk and David Samson join the show to discuss the Top 5 Ben Stiller movies as he turns 57 today. They also get into the recent Elon Musk comments telling advertisers who don't want to advertise on Twitter to "Go F*** Yourself." Then, Charlotte has been obsessed with The Golden Bachelor and has some scorching hot takes after Gerry was exposed as a fraud by an ex-girlfriend. This conversation takes a dive toward using pickup lines, confidence in farting, and old folks getting freaky. Plus, Charlotte and Jess bond over DVD extras, Weird Al takes out Spotify, and Amin and Dan believe Tropic Thunder was better than David and Adnan were willing to say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shaq has gotten mad at both Dan and Amin and has "3" words to describe Heat Culture. Charlotte continues to tell INCREDIBLE jokes, and Jess and Lucy discuss the new imaging for their College Football show that's definitely not called Foot Girls™️. Plus, we're all rooting for CFP chaos, College Gameday is changing, and Disney's Bob Iger caves to the "go woke, go broke" mentality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After Amin Elhassan reveals he's "not a good breather," Dan wants to have a conversation with the Oddball crew and the Shipping Container about iguanas taking over South Florida. Then, Mike still hates K*** L**** of the Miami Heat, Chris wants us to appreciate their recent years of success, and Erik Spoelstra's divorce leads us to discussing the loneliness and unhappiness in coaching. Plus, Charlotte freezes, Mark Cuban getting out of NBA ownership could mean a sign of something more, and JuJu and Amin tell us about an impromptu stand-up show they witnessed last night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Stop sharing your Spotify Wrapped." - Billy, and not JuJu. Plus, the Kelce empire continues to grow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Twista is doing something the rap game has never seen before: rapping over machine guns firing AND...ventriloquism. Then, how in the world can Arkansas need to vet Bobby Petrino when his transgressions happened under their watch? A segment featuring Petrino, Art Briles, Jon Gruden and some good, clean fun. Plus, Aaron Rodgers' practice window has opened and he seemingly has a message for Dan, Amin and Jess have a debate over the best Monopoly game, and Tony almost gets arrested while delivering his Tony's Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Julius Randle one of the best New York Knicks of the last 20 years? How much of a narcissist is Gregg Popovich for asking the San Antonio Spurs crowd to stop booing Kawhi Leonard? Then, it's time to play everyone's favorite game AGAINST THE SPREAD and listen to this week's Useless Sound Montage. Plus, we've met the Stugotz of the movie industry, and Billy has a new life hack that can hopefully make him a huge profit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two heartbreaking losses for basketball fans in Miami lead the conversation after the Blue Blood Canes were taken down by Kentucky and the Heat dropped their In-Season Tournament game to Damian Lillard and the Bucks. Then, the cast of Oddball (Amin Elhassan & Charlotte Wilder) join us and it leads us to an unbelievable moment of unity around the use of belts. Plus, Airplane Repo, Amin's new friend, Knicks fans need a fake title, and the potential end of the Golden State Warriors as Klay Thompson's play diminishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Samson and his connectivity issues are here for his Wednesday Local Hour as we kick things off with the huge news of Mark Cuban selling his majority stake in the Dallas Mavericks. Then, Jessica used to work for Sports Illustrated and leads our conversation on the bombshell story of their use of Artificial Intelligence and passing it off as human writers. Plus, KFitz makes us Fall Apart, Billy has an update on Hard Knocks, and Jess may disagree with Lucy for the first time...ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Folks, we have a brand new edible mascot: The Pop Tarts Bowl has unveiled its newest creation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan finally admits how much he loves costumes and offers to build a statue, we watch Lucy's video from Ohio State-Michigan, and Jeremy, Stugotz, and Greg take a trip to the Bucket of Death. Then, Jay Glazer joins the show to process the aftermath of Serum Gate and share his love of love. He also discusses the ever-breaking quarterback position, meddlesome owners, and more storylines across the NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you know The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz once held a live event at a Japanese restaurant in Doral called Soo Woo? Well, we remember, and we take a look back at the video. Then, Dan has a meandering but shocking Top 5 involving last night's Clippers-Nuggets game, Greg and Chris Cote are legitimately hurting each other's feelings, and Jer Bear might have a new t-shirt in the works. Plus, last night's MNF was a real stinker, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who runs Magic's extraordinarily earnest Twitter account? Is Wu-Tang really that good at chess? Just how racist is the Oklahoma Sooner mascot? Is Victor Wembanyama the end of human evolution? Also: cotton balls, buttholes, and trolls. You asked, we investigated — with a little help from Rob Lowe, Method Man, Masta Killa, and Killers of the Flower Moon author David Grann. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/zAJhIrX1vBs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pablo Torre joins us to give his best ideas for a Greg Cote mascot and to rail against the new Meadowlark Media logo before discussing the right's attack on Deadspin after a child in a racist costume at the Kansas City Chiefs game (just slightly less racist than we thought) was posted to their site. Then, the crew gets into a heated debate over the merits of the NBA In-Season Tournament ahead of tonight's showdown between the Heat and Bucks. Plus, Mike's group chats are out of control, Dan and Mike are still outraged with Texas A&M, and we negotiate space on Greg Cote's tombstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a lot going on this morning as Greg Cote joins us for his first appearance on MAX and immediately takes the show in the one direction we don't want it to go. Then, an explosive signing for the Dolphins, fireworks in the Florida Panthers game, and the end of Frank Reich means an ungodly amount of money. Plus, Canes Football talk leads to some eye rolling from the back of the class. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tony and JuJu break down everything you need to know for Week 12 of the NFL on Sunday Night Live. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dolly Parton had a moment on Thanksgiving in Dallas, and Chris Cote said the thing you think he said. Then, Alex Smith is great on TV, the Shohei Ohtani sweepstakes are taking off, Adam Driver has a wild response to a fan, and something's gotta give. Plus, Stugotz doesn't want more Heat, and Mike Ryan has his hate for Deion Sanders rewarded by Colorado's record this season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stugotz kicks things off with his Weekend Observations and struggles to hit his own benchmarks. Then, NFL games need to be flexed, Stu believes Joe Buck needs to mention him on Monday Night Football, Jalen Milroe claims the Heisman, and Mike cries over a commercial for The Home Depot. Plus, Tyrese Haliburton is a star, Iowa is offensive to watch, and Tony brings us his All-Squint Team. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have some breaking NFL news including two of the worst owners in the league, David Tepper and Jim Irsay, and also Irsay's "Black Mother, Dorothy." Then, Saturdays football was way better than Sundays, Stugotz has some Justin Herbert takes, and one college football coach was trampled while another rode out of the tunnel on an ATV...one of those coaches kept his job. Plus, Tim Boyle is soooooooooooo much better than Zach Wilson, Mike McDaniel steals your girl, and Tua loves Secret Santa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices