The Bryan Suits Show

Sen. Menendez indictment seems warranted. The Biden administration's incoherent policies on the border. // A checking of the texting. Prosecutor alleges Sen. Menendez accepted gold and cash in bribes. // Barack Obama says young people should be angry and frustrated about climate change. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

President Biden announces changes he wants to make at the border but it's not going to fix anything. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Bob Menendez indicted. 2) SPD vs. yellow jackets. 3) If you call 9-1-1, you might not get an armed response, but you'll get someone from "CARE". 4) Gavin Newsom has been deployed to the next GOP debate. 5) Fifth largest employer in Mexico is drug cartels. // Xi Jinping's former allies in China's government are vanishing. Bryan highlights how Covid helped China secure the DNA of millions. // WA state woman rips the state's Discover Pass in TikTok viral video. Sen. Bob Menendez indicted for the 2nd time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday morning news montage. Democrat Gov. Whitmer admits we need more enforcement at the border. The government released a new ad about human trafficking and Bryan thought it looked like a conservative made the commercial. Widow of a man who died driving off a collapsed bridge sues Google for directing him there. // Sen. John Fetterman cried while talking about his stroke at a Senate hearing. Asteroid nears earth. White House spokesperson Karine Jean-Pierre unsuccessful touts accomplishments of the Biden administration at the border. // Bryan is not surprised that Democrat Senator Robert Menendez was indicted in New York. Senators decry Schumer for lowering dress code standards on Capitol Hill. Former Colts QB appeared on Thursday Night Football in a Civil War outfit to appease meme lovers everywhere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thursday news montage. CNN's Jake Tapper made a funny quip about Sen. Schumer getting rid of the dress code for the Senate. Portland-area mom gets 30 days for waterboarding a child. Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia interviewed on Fox news. // A checking of the texting. // Bryan criticizes Merrick Garland for having to be publicly browbeaten before appointing a special counsel. No camping ordinance in Bremerton. Sen. Schumer files cloture to advance three stalled military appointments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rupert Murdoch steps down from his role as chairman at Fox and News Corps. Will Fox News look different now that Murdoch is out of the picture? KNOW IT ALL: 1) The Saudi prince chimed in on a multi-billion dollar deal with Jared Kushner. 2) City council guy out of Burien says cleaning up homeless camps is 'white supremacy'. 3) 2-year-old ingested fentanyl and died in Pierce County. // Roman Empire trend explained. CBS anchors flabbergasted that Unions are on the decline in America. // Internet remixes worth playing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Practice Friday morning news montage. Sen. John Kennedy read some explicit excerpts from a book found in a school library to show how inappropriate it is for kids. Homelessness authority has failed the city of Seattle and Mayor Bruce Harrell knows it. Mariners continue their playoff push. Brett Baier sat down for a great interview with Saudi prince MBS. // WSJ ran an editorial about how bad Seattle has gotten. Saudi prince says if Iran gets a nuke, then his nation will do the same. // Bryan highlights a NY Times author who says liberals are ignoring the 'privilege' of an intact family. Rupert Murdoch steps down as Fox and News Corps chairman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Radio Hall of Fame worthy Wednesday morning news montage. Theories abound as to what happened to that F-35 plane that went down. India is telling their citizens not to go to Canada as tensions rise between the two nations. Some activists are upset that the Seattle City Council has made drug possession illegal. // A checking of the texting. // Gavin Newsom's disingenuous claim that he believes Kamala Harris would be a worthy successor to Joe Biden as president. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seattle City Council finally voted to make drug possession illegal. AG Merrick Garland testifies before GOP-led House judiciary committee on the politicization of the DOJ. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Critics of drug possession laws also insist on demonizing police. 2) Some critics of China are ignoring where their economy might be strong. 3) Biden's obsession with climate change has led to no real changes in temperatures around the world. 4) Kamala Harris promotes 'equity'. 5) Biden rebuked Russia at the U.N., yesterday. // Eyewitness hilariously describes the sound of an F-35 jet. Pot shop owner has had it up to here with the Seattle City Council. John Fetterman tried to rip car company CEOs and failed at articulating his point. // Bryan recommends the show 'Lioness' on Paramount+. Actor Bob Odenkirk praised his conservative doctor and warned against mixing health and politics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday morning news montage. F-35 witness describes what he heard shortly before the military aircraft crashed near him. Gavin Newsom doing lots of interviews, but insists he's not running for President. Biden had a hard time with words at the U.N., yesterday. // Bryan highlights a cannabis shop owner who confronted the Seattle City Council ahead of drug vote. // Colorado Buffalo coach Deion Sanders defends opposing team's hit on one of his players and urges people online to stop villainizing him. Author and economist Thomas Sowell brilliantly defines the 'social justice agenda' and decries the notion of 'equal outcomes'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So-called 'harm reduction' is failing the city of Seattle. Hot conservative sports takes. Money unfrozen for Iran is fungible. // A checking of the texting. // Seattle is giving residents free snow shovels for the winter. Actor and podcaster Russell Brand denies sexual misconduct allegations against him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

White House delivers talking points that Americans freed from Iran were not 'hostages', but 'prisoners'. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Trump asked if he worries about going to jail. 2) Trudeau accused the Indian government of assassinating Sikh leader in Canada. 3) Biden speaks at the U.N. and says we are at an 'inflection point'. 4) Fireworks show befuddles Bainbridge residents. // Biden's speech at the U.N. highlights coups in Africa and threats to democracy around the world. China is eating our lunch when it comes to EVs. Tesla pledges to not 'knowingly' accept products from organizations using forced labor. // Cognitive dissonance in Biden's speech at the United Nations. China bullies neighbors when it wants their resources. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau accuses agents of the government of India of killing a Sikh leader back in June, here's why it matters. Rep. Lauren Boebert blames partisan politics in light of scandalous date night. Bryan gives a history lesson of neanderthals after the news that severe covid cases are linked to the neanderthal gene. Actor and podcaster Russell Brand accused of sexual misconduct. // Bryan reveals what could've happened with that F-35 in South Carolina. Cleveland Browns running back Nick Chubb suffered a terrible injury on Monday Night Football. // Sequim man terrorized kids in truck. UAW strike has a direct correlation to the government strong-arming car companies to go electric. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan is captivated by various storylines involving college football this year. The national media is missing context involving Seattle police body cam footage. // A checking of the texting. // Pit bulls banned in Britain. The President is scheduling yet another trip to his beach house in Delaware. Bryan agrees with Elon Musk that the chances A.I. kills us all are great than zero. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Word is out that there is no resistance at the U.S.-Mexico border. Trump did a sit down interview with Megyn Kelly. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Seahawks try to bounce back in week 2 of the football season. 2) Price of yellow cake has reached levels not seen before Japan's Fukushima disaster. 3) Biden touts Bidenomics and Bryan doesn't think it'll sail with the American people in 2024. 4) First time in history workers strike against all 3 big automakers. // England is banning pit bulls and Bryan understands the motivation behind the move. Thousands sign up to do magic mushrooms in Oregon. // Bryan shares a song that he likes, performed by American Idol winner Ian Tongi. Elon Musk says there may arise a Department of A.I. within the U.S. government and Bryan thinks that's a safe bet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday morning news montage. Hunter Biden was indicted on federal gun charges and MSNBC talking heads excused it by saying President Biden is a loving father. Colorado State's football coach calls out Deion Sanders for not taking his hat and sunglasses off and Bryan takes the side of team-PrimeTime. // Kia stolen in broad daylight at a Safeway in Lakewood is indicative of crime in the northwest. // Bill Maher has had enough of the writer's strike and will return to his show on HBO. United Auto Workers go on strike and Bryan describes what's driving their motivations. Seattle police bodycam video makes international news. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cop's joke highlights the fact that some law enforcement officers develop a dark sense of humor because of the nature of their jobs. Scarborough commends Washington Post writer for calling out Biden's age. // A checking of the texting. // Otter steals over $125k worth of Koi Fish and Bryan knows too much about otters. Hot conservative sports takes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden's ill-fated attempt to reset Bidenomics. A Russian pilot tried to shoot down a British surveillance plane. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Bodycam video of Seattle cop is being misrepresented. 2) Texas judge rules the Dreamers Act illegal. 3) Bryan endorses the show Lioness on Amazon. 4) Libya floods death toll grows to over 20,000. 5) Costco recall on chicken soup. 6) There seems to be a drug pattern in a Snohomish County jail. // Interview resurfaces from 2019 of Biden being confronted about his son's business ties. // Sen. Mitt Romney announces he won't seek re-election in the Senate and Bryan refutes those who call him a RINO. Sen. JD Vance is wrong about this aspect of U.S. involvement in the war in Ukraine. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Practice Friday morning news montage. Nancy Pelosi admits the position of Vice President of the United States is useless. National media misrepresents a Seattle cop who was sarcastically joking about lawyers in light of a pedestrian killed by a squad car. // Stolen Van Gogh painting recovered in Ikea bag. MSNBC's Joe Scarborough admits that democrats are worried about Biden's age behind the scenes. Nancy Pelosi says Kamala Harris really doesn't do that much. // Costco loses a popular soup over a recall. Claire McCaskill says Biden should use his age as an advantage and Bryan thinks that would backfire. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a theater production for vaping and singing along. Pence responded with humor, rather effectively, to a heckler in Iowa. Lots of fentanyl seized from a homeless man in Bellingham and Bryan suspects there's more to the story. The Washington Post featured a convincing editorial for why Biden shouldn't run for President again because of his age. The President of Iran says his gov't will decide how to spend $6B they were granted in prisoner exchange with the U.S. // A checking of the texting. // Bryan encourages listeners be a patron of a Belltown restaurant that has reopened after its owner was murdered 3 months ago. Rebuking woodpeckers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fugitive caught! Know it all: 1) Desantis says voters should worry about the ages of Trump and Biden. 2) A meeting of the minds--Putin and Kim Jong Un. 3) Apple revealed their new iPhones and featured a painful sketch with Mother Nature reprimanding the company over their record on the environment. 4) Impeachment inquiry. 5) Libya floods kill thousands. // Bryan laughs at a reporter who asked a silly question to law enforcement in Pennsylvania after the fugitive was caught. Wagner engineered an anti-French campaign right under their noses and Bryan is not a bit surprised. / Bryan and producer Greg get a kick out of the supposed alien bodies displayed in Mexico's Congress. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.