Fat Vampire

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Now a new TV series on SYFY: Reginald The Vampire!Death Has a Brand New Appetite...When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a...

Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

Angels and Demons, Myths and Legends...It's been six months since Reginald Baskin became a vampire too fat to live happily with the beautiful undead — six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old maker Maurice have learned that safety...

Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat

Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat

Immortality Has Met Its Match...Ever since the Ring of Fire, the world's vampires have seen their mortality. They won’t live forever after all — not if the angels who created them decide to snuff them like candles.What do the angels want? What did...

Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger

Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger

A New Dark Leader Has Emerged...Following Maurice's near-assassination and the overthrow of the American Vampire Council, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki have fled to Luxembourg, where they've taken refuge under the protection of Karl Stromm and the EU...

Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse

Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse

What the New Order Seeks, Reginald Must Find...The new vampire president and his psychotic right-hand man have been playing a dangerous game with the humans over the past six months. In the public eye, the two races appear to be at peace ... but the...

Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest

Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest

The Era of Nighttime Has Begun...Forty years have passed since the end of the vampire/human war. Vampires have taken over the planet and have settled in, making themselves comfortable in the infrastructure their predecessors built, with just a few...