George Mahood

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Did Not Believe

Did Not Believe

Still living in the shadow of a global pandemic, George and Rachel attempt some of their toughest events so far. Rachel decides to sign up to her first iron-distance triathlon. But a broken bone threatens to derail George’s chances of joining her.They...

Soon to turn 40, George and Rachel decide to take a break from the usual organised events, instead seeking adventure elsewhere.Two different cycling adventures in France follow.One a race against time.The other a race against wine.To celebrate his...

Is running a marathon with your partner a wise idea?What about taking part in a triathlon together?George is about to find out as he and his wife Rachel put their marriage to the test.Now settled into life in Devon with their three children, they try...

Did Not Finish: The Complete DNF Series Box Set (Books 1-7)

Did Not Finish: The Complete DNF Series Box Set (Books 1-7)

Embark on a hilariously adventurous journey with George Mahood's DNF Series, now available in a captivating seven-book audiobook box set.Join George and his wife Rachel in their unconventional attempts at completing various challenges. From...

As a new virus sweeps across the globe, George and Rachel are faced with their biggest challenge yet.The year begins positively with George and Rachel running every single street of their local town. Just days before the country goes into lockdown,...

The lure of a gold-coloured silicon hat is enough to convince George to sign up once again to the Dart 10k swim.But to get the gold hat, he has to swim it twice.Despite the trauma of the previous year’s Dartmoor Classic, George and Rachel sign up...

Rachel marks her cycling sportive debut in style with 110 horrendously hilly miles that are apparently all George’s fault.Now officially a better marathon runner than George - and a rapidly improving cyclist and swimmer – Rachel is pushed to the...

After signing his wife Rachel up for her first marathon without her knowledge and living to tell the tale, George is now struggling to keep up with her. He risks her wrath once again by entering her into a half-Ironman triathlon against her will: a...

Every Day is a Holiday

Every Day is a Holiday

”...had me laughing from beginning to end...”“...a strangely mesmerising book..."“...loved the book - funny and engaging...”George Mahood had a nice, comfortable life: a job, a house, a wife, and three kids. But stuck in the monotony of routine, he...

The plan is simple. George and Ben have three weeks to cycle 1000 miles from the bottom of England to the top of Scotland. There is just one small problem… they have no bikes, no clothes, no food and no money. Setting off in just a pair of Union Jack...

How Not to Get Married

How Not to Get Married

“…beautiful, funny, sometimes heart-breaking…”“…I’m a vicar and I laughed all the way through…”“…he’s like a young Bill Bryson…”“…should be required reading…”Something old. Something new. Something a wedding photographer would never tell you… until...

Not Tonight, Josephine

Not Tonight, Josephine

Two Brits, George and Mark, set off from New York City to explore the back roads of America. In this calamity-ridden travel tale, George sets out in true clichéd fashion to discover the real America.Throw in plenty of run-ins with the police, rapidly...

Operation Ironman

Operation Ironman

Operation Ironman follows George Mahood’s hilarious and inspiring journey from a hospital bed to an Ironman triathlon. After major back surgery, George set himself the ultimate challenge –a 2.4 mile swim,a 112 mile bike ride,and a 26.2 mile run,all to...

The Self-Help Bible

The Self-Help Bible

George Mahood is not a philosopher, scientist, theologian or psychologist.He is just a fairly average guy who feels like he could be happier and healthier.He began reading self-help books with the hope of improving his life, but was left frustrated...

Travels with Rachel

Travels with Rachel

Knee-deep in a swamp in the depths of the Bolivian jungle, hunting for anacondas in a pair of sandals, it occurred to George that perhaps he should have booked that all-inclusive honeymoon to the Maldives after all.Join George and Rachel on their...