Tales of a Midlife Witch

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40 Ways to Lose a Guy

40 Ways to Lose a Guy

My bad luck with men is a joke in my family.Can you believe my daughter at twenty thinks I'm the naive one about men? And my mother agrees with her! Conn warning me every three seconds about my stagnant libido doesn’t help either. What difference does...

40 Ways to Say Goodbye

40 Ways to Say Goodbye

How many ways do you need to say goodbye to your ex until he finally leaves you alone?My formal name is Aran of The Dagda. I rue the day I became Aran Derringer, but soon I'll be changing it back to plain old Aran O'Malley. Most days it’s not so bad...

40 Ways to Tell a Lie

40 Ways to Tell a Lie

Am I just angry or having a true midlife crisis?Life is easier when you’re younger. My new bestie that I never wanted is in crisis. Rasmus left weeks ago and hasn’t returned, so I’m in crisis. I put a demon compulsion on my ex to make him forget he...