The Tale of Bryant Adams

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Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny

Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny

Never steal from an evil wizarding mastermind.But if fate forces you into staging an international heist―Rule 1: Get your story straight before trying to smuggle magical items through customs.Rule 2: If you’re going to use a forged passport, make sure...

How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days

How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days

Not all wizards were born to be heroes.Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:1. Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.2. Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder...

Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You

Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You

Being a wizard is hazardous to your health.Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:#1 Do not drag the girl you’re in love with into your deadly mess.#2 Do not accept a bag full of money.#3 If you do accept said bag of money, don’t be dumb...

The Geek's Guide to Wizarding Mastery in One Epic Tome

The Geek's Guide to Wizarding Mastery in One Epic Tome

Not all wizards were born to be heroes.Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:#1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder...

Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination

Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination

Three Simple Steps to Wizarding DominationStep One: Find the books stolen from the magical libraryStep Two: Steal back the books and bring them to New YorkStep Three: Declare wizarding dominationI feel like this is a pretty solid plan.I'm probably...