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The Royal We

Comedy

Join Sam and Nate and the occasional guest as they read crazy headlines but don't read the articles, and have conjecture based conversations about what they could possibly be about. Because remember, facts just get in the way. If you want to send them headlines, and you should, you can send them to: royalwecast@gmail.com, @royalwecast on Twitter, or facebook.com/royalwecast

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Join Sam and Nate and the occasional guest as they read crazy headlines but don't read the articles, and have conjecture based conversations about what they could possibly be about. Because remember, facts just get in the way. If you want to send them headlines, and you should, you can send them to: royalwecast@gmail.com, @royalwecast on Twitter, or facebook.com/royalwecast

Twitter:

@royalwecast

Language:

English


Episodes

The Big Two Hundo

7/9/2021
It's our big 200th episode and we celebrate by unloading as much nonsense as possible! We've got people trapped inside reality TV, we ponder the ugliest thing ever, we got Ringdingers, physical retribution, vanishing penises, lightening rounds, and what to do if you suspect your granddaughter has been on a thief boat and tons more! Thanks to everyone who has stuck it out for 200 sodes! We love ya baby!

Duration:01:50:34

Boots Goose

6/25/2021
Sam and Nate are back this week talking about some listener submitted headlines. They talk about constipated creatures, if animals desired to get swole, how shop teachers felt like they existed off the grid, anthropomorphic cannibal pigs, and more. Wiggle wine!

Duration:00:33:27

Your Sausage

6/17/2021
Sam and Nate are blabbin about scammin chicks for B-Day presents, mobster YouTubers, the Sausage Tamperer is moving up in the world, some good ol' fashioned jibber jabber and a lot more.

Duration:00:30:18

One Turtle, One Ottoman

6/10/2021
Unprecedented times call for unprecedented conversations. Sam and Nate talk about the UFOs, the Israeli Space Man, Usain Bolts insane hobby and basically cover zero real news.

Duration:00:31:19

Venomous Women and Abyssal Liquids

6/3/2021
Its all about animals this week as Sam and Nate talk about dirty ol' dog billboards, strangely specific Italian wild boar attacks, some nonsense about breathing out our butts and a lot more. Oh, and There needs to be more people getting exploded on Tik Tok

Duration:00:29:24

Elmo Rang the Bell

5/28/2021
Sam and Nate are back and going deep into the Sex Goo drawer and lump up some lines with talks about thrupples, getting down with some Elmo, more muscle man sex doll news, a company that allows a lot of "me time" and more!

Duration:00:34:20

Alien Pancakes

5/21/2021
Sam and Luke get to talking about the rise of UFOs in the news, murderous sub shops, Nate gets lost at the store and lot's and lot's of fast food news!

Duration:00:45:33

The Greenbo Lakes Train Show Collection and By Collection We Mean Both of Them

5/13/2021
A couple throwback clips to when we discovered an up and coming fellow podcaster...? Informational guru? Something... But he knows what he knows.

Duration:00:08:51

Old Bonus Sode 4: Literal Pile of Dicks

5/6/2021
The last of the old bonus sodes where we try some bad impressions, and go deep on ways to mad science animals... too deep!

Duration:00:32:36

Old Bonus Sode 3: Swag

4/29/2021
Another bonus episode from the vaults! We keep this one nice and fluffy! All sorts of Goof Grease, crazy stories and headlines in here for ya! And since its a bonus sode, we dont have to follow the rules! Swag!

Duration:00:33:29

Old Bonus Sode 2: Sheeple

4/22/2021
Another rare bonus episode from our Patreon days. We talk about joke bath bombs, give some updates on the Vampire scare in Africa and the head transplant dude, and Sam lays down some truth.

Duration:00:42:29

Old Bonus Sode 1: Clunge

4/15/2021
Join Sam and Nate (and Zack lurking nearby) for an off the rails old "Bonus Episode" from our Patreon days. Only a privileged handful have ever heard of it... UNTIL NOW!

Duration:00:30:47

Long Carrots Bonus Clip

4/8/2021
Enjoy this clip from a never released episode where Sam invents the best product jingle ever and Nate accidentally makes fun of the blind. We're sorry.

Duration:00:04:32

The Great Cast in the Sky

3/25/2021
It's the Great Cast in the Sky.

Duration:00:01:44

Hard Stances and the Hills We Die On: A Tale of Two Boys and Their Weird Energy

3/18/2021
Heads up folks, this is a bit of a weird one. We bounce all over the place as we talk goofs and take stances. From selling lizard penis as mystical mountain roots to why plastic isn't your fault, hop on in and let's go for a ride!

Duration:00:34:19

Big Boy Banter

3/11/2021
Sam and Nate are back discussing the worst way to do insurance fraud, George Clooney cat poops, and a lot of jibber-jabber. Oh, and move over Prada, ethically sourced human spine bags are the new thing.

Duration:00:36:39

Hi, I'm Entrée Quality

3/4/2021
Sam and Nate are back again this week to talk about tattooed cats, Gary Buseys Pet Judge, the ultimate test of love and a whole lot more.

Duration:00:36:54

Subtle Dog Noises

2/25/2021
We are joined this week by commander of the Grease Aussie Luke to talk about Cannibal Sandwiches, powerful feet, lost Civil War re-enactment Cracker Barrel roosters, and a lot more!

Duration:00:39:33

Suckin on a Chili Dog

2/18/2021
It's overflowing with grease this week as we suck on drunken nonsense, fatso terrorists, animal hoarders, cocaine hippos and more. Oh, and there's a new way to measure cats.

Duration:00:40:51

Spinach Act 2: Back in the Habit

2/11/2021
We get into a lot of nonsense this week folks. Psychic Russian dolphins. Bird art critics. Are old animals starting to figure everything out? Who knows? And we revisit an old topic when we learn that spinach may be smarter than we think...

Duration:00:39:33