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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

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# 617 - Pauly Shore Finds His Inner Richard Simmons

3/27/2024
I sit down with comedian/actor, Pauly Shore. We talk about his movie career, the comedy mothership, the Richard Simmons biopic, losing his joy, his ayahuasca experience and much more! Follow Pauly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYQsGZ-VP-d9MK0_K6zJxRg IG: https://www.instagram.com/paulyshore --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -Shopify: Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/bertcast -BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT” at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert -Robinhood: Get a 3% match on every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts at https://robinhood.com/boost -DeleteMe: Go to https://JoinDeleteMe.com/BERT and use promo code BERT for 20% off. -Lectric eBikes: Visit http://www.LectricEbikes.com and be sure to mention that BERTCAST sent you in the post-checkout survey! -True Classic: Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/BERTCAST --------------------------------------------------- Nashville! My wife, LeeAnn Kreischer will be doing a live Wife of the Party at Zanie’s Comedy Club April 14th! Get tickets here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/89982783/wife-of-the-party-nashville-zanies-comedy-club SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:27:58

# 616 - Steph Tolev Makes Me Do A Spit-Take

3/20/2024
I sit down with comedian, Steph Tolev to talk about the Scottish Highland Games, Highland dancing, weird threesomes, men with bangs, and much more! Follow Steph YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDjn-xQ4PKnqbI6pv1dsJrQ IG: https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at https://manscaped.com. -DeleteMe. Go to https://JoinDeleteMe.com/BERT and use promo code BERT for 20% off. -DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST. --------------------------------------------------- Nashville! My wife, LeeAnn Kreischer will be doing a live Wife of the Party at Zanie’s Comedy Club April 14th! Get tickets here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/89982783/wife-of-the-party-nashville-zanies-comedy-club SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:26:30

Something's Burning: Donnell Rawlings, Whitney Cummings and I Say Things We Shouldn’t

3/19/2024
Donnell Rawlings and Whitney Cummings swing by to eat some Ahi Burgers, Lobster Mac & Cheese, and talk trash. We’re covering everything from Katt Williams Chappelle… monkey branching to my vodka… and anything else Whitney’s missed out on since she hit motherhood. Don’t forget to check out Donnell’s new special, “A NEW DAY,” now available to stream on Netflix. For dates & tickets to Whitney's Big Baby Tour 2024 go to: https://whitneycummings.com Follow Donnell Rawlings: https://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Follow Whitney Cummings: https://www.instagram.com/whitneycummings This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Robinhood. Earn up to 3% extra on every dollar you contribute to your IRA when you subscribe to Robinhood Gold. IRA transfers and 401(k) rollovers also earn 3% until April 30. Get started at https://www.Robinhood.com/boost This episode is brought to you by Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURNING for $20 off your first purchase at https://gametime.co Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Factor. Get 50% off with promo code "burning50" at https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/burning50 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $150 issued as bonus bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 04/14/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:03:38

# 615 - Johnny Manziel aka Johnny Football

3/13/2024
I sit down with Johnny Manziel to talk about the NFL, CFL, and partying. Follow Johnny: X: https://twitter.com/JManziel2 IG: https://www.instagram.com/jmanziel2/?hl=en --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -True Classic. Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/BERTCAST -BetterHelp. Visit http://www.betterhelp.com/bert today to get 10% off your first month. -Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BERTCAST for $20 off your first purchase. -Helix Sleep. Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/bert and use code HELIXPARTNER20 for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. -Freeze Pipe. Go to https://thefreezepipe.com and use promo code BERT for 10% off. --------------------------------------------------- Nashville! My wife, LeeAnn Kreischer will be doing a live Wife of the Party at Zanie’s Comedy Club April 14th! Get tickets here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/89982783/wife-of-the-party-nashville-zanies-comedy-club SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:08:50

# 614 - Luke & Sassy Scott’s Perfect Hair Transplants

3/6/2024
I sit down with Luke & Sassy Scott to talk about hair transplants, being in a gang, the science behind gaydar, Scott’s last night of drinking, marriage, and much more! Check out their podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-sassy-scott/id1695496963 Follow Luke & Sassy Scott YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@lukeandsassyscott9262 IG: https://www.instagram.com/lukeandsassyscott TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukeandsassyscott --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -DeleteMe. Go to https://JoinDeleteMe.com/BERT and use promo code BERT for 20% off. -RocketMoney. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://rocketmoney.com/BERTCAST -Robinhood. Get a 3% match on every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts at https://robinhood.com/boost -DraftKings. New customers can get a No Sweat Bet up to a THOUSAND DOLLARS if your first bet loses. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:06:46

Something’s Burning: A Mystery Meal with Mythical Chefs

3/5/2024
Josh Scherer and Nicole Enayati from Mythical Kitchen stop by MY kitchen for a little culinary training. And, spoiler alert – I have no idea what we’re making. I brought the ingredients and they tell me what to make… and how to make it. But don’t worry – there’s still plenty of time to chat about religion, make mystery cocktails, and debate whether Italy is a real country. Follow Nicole Enayati: https://www.instagram.com/nicolehendizadeh Follow Josh Scherer: https://www.instagram.com/mythicalchefjosh This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://talkspace.com/burning MYSTERY BOX Chicken Pork Veil Filets Shrimp Scallops Onion Tomato Broccoli Spinach Cauliflower Garlic Blueberries Bananas Bell Peppers Jalapeno Serrano Peppers Rice Couscous Bread Polenta Dill Lemongrass Cilantro Rosemary Thyme Chives Basil Milk Cheddar cheese Swiss Cheese Pepperoni Crackers Gummy Bears Skittles Raisons Dried apricots Lime Cream Cheese Olive Oil Capers Olives GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). No Sweat: Valid 1 per new customer. Min $5 deposit. No Sweat Bet awarded upon deposit. No Sweat Bet automatically applied to qualifying first bet. Min. $1 bet. First bet after opting-in must lose. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet upon first bet settlement and in amount of losing bet. Max. $1,000 Bonus Bet. Void in NH/OR. SGP Insurance: Valid 1 SGP insurance token per customer. Opt in req. Must select token BEFORE placing Same Game Parlay. Min. number of legs req., and max. bet vary by customer cohort. Each leg -300 odds or longer. If only one leg of your same game parlay loses, receive one Bonus Bet based on amount of losing bet. Token expires at conclusion of the last game each day when offered. Rewarded bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 3/17/24 @ 11:59PM ET. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 03/17/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:08

# 613 - Rory Scovel Goes Through My Open Tabs

2/28/2024
I sit down with comedian Rory Scovel, who is one of my very favorite people to listen to on podcasts. We talk about his new stand-up special on Max, comedy beefs, and the Bible. He also helps me clear out some of my Open Tabs. Watch his new special, Rory Scovel: Religion, Sex, and a Few Things In Between on Max: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39H40-sJGW4 Follow Rory: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialRoryScovel IG: https://www.instagram.com/roryscovel/?hl=en --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -Helix Sleep. Go to http://www.BetterHelp.com/BERT today to get 10% off your first month. -Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at https://manscaped.com. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:41:55

# 612 - Rosebud Baker and the Third Eye

2/21/2024
I sit down with comedian Rosebud Baker. We talk addiction, giving birth, and she helps me inspect an ouchie that I can’t see! Follow Rosebud: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/rosebudbaker IG: https://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker/https://www.facebook.com/RosebudBakerNYC Website: https://www.rosebudbaker.com --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -Helix Sleep. Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/Bert and use code HELIXPARTNER20. -Robinhood. Robinhood Gold gets you the most for your retirement thanks to their IRA with a 3% match. Get started at http://www.Robinhood.com/boost -Athletic Greens. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase exclusively at http://www.drinkAG1.com/BERT --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:45:25

Something's Burning: Best Friends From When I was Poor: Tom Segura and Roy Choi

2/20/2024
My best friend, Tom Segura, and I stop by Roy Choi’s Las Vegas restaurant – Best Friends – to reminisce about the old times… and indulge in his Korean Fusion food. We’re talking Sticky Icky Ribs, Cubano sandwiches, and of course… the thing that started it all – the Kogi Taco. And, it’s not just tastes from his fancy joint. We’re also eating what’s available at the Chef Truck within Park MGM. | Something’s Burning | S3 E16 Follow Roy Choi: https://www.instagram.com/chefroychoi Follow Tom Segura: https://www.instagram.com/seguratom This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Robinhood. Earn up to 3% extra on every dollar you contribute to your IRA when you subscribe to Robinhood Gold. IRA transfers and 401(k) rollovers also earn 3% until April 30. Get started at https://www.Robinhood.com/boost This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:41

# 611 - Lewis Black Rants About The Daily Show

2/14/2024
I sit down with comedy legend, Lewis Black. We talk about tragic heroes, The Daily Show, his parents, writing plays, getting arrested, and much more! Follow Lewis: IG: https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialLewisBlack TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheLewisBlack Website: www.Lewisblack.com --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: True Classic. Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/BERTCAST #trueclassicpod Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code “BERTCAST” for $20 off your first purchase. https://gametime.com with code “BERTCAST” Rocket Money. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://rocketmoney.com/BERTCAST DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT” at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:06:51

# 610 - Julian Edelman

2/7/2024
I sit down with former NFL wide receiver and superstar, Julian Edelman. We chat playing for the New England Patriots, life after football, and what it’s like to shower with Tom Brady. Follow Julian: IG: https://www.instagram.com/edelman11 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@julianedelman YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/GamesWithNamesPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JulianEdelman --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BERTCAST at shopmando.com! #mandopod Groove Life. Get 20% off Groove Life products with my link: groovelife.com/BERT20 DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:00:54

Something's Burning: Shady Massages & Chilaquiles with Felipe Esparza, Ken Flores

2/6/2024
Comedian Felipe Esparza and his buddy, up-and-comer Ken Flores, stop by the kitchen for an epic conversation including the best fast-food joint, getting arrested for a food fight, how Felipe saved the life of a rabbit, and a hot debate on the similarities of gangs and fraternities. There’s not one, but TWO massage parlor stories… oh, and I’m making Felipe’s vegan chilaquiles recipe. | Something’s Burning | S3 E15 Follow Felipe Esparza: https://www.instagram.com/felipeesparzacomedian Follow Ken Flores: https://www.instagram.com/kenflores300 This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer CHILAQUILES - beauties TOMATILLO SAUCE * Tomatillos * Onions * Garlic cloves * Jalapeños 1. De-husk and then boil tomatillos for about 15 mints. 2. Char jalapeños, onions, and garlic on stovetop 3. Combine everything into a blender and blend until smooth 4. Salt and pepper to taste. VEGAN CHILAQUILES * Liquid plant-based eggs (Just Egg) * Tortilla chips; the thicker the better * El Pato sauce (yellow can – 27 oz) * Tomatillo sauce * Non-dairy shredded mozzarella * Non-dairy feta crumbles (Follow Your Heart) * Black Salt 1. Add oil to two different pans; add chips to both and move around pan to coat. 2. Pour liquid eggs all over chips, starting on the outside of the pan and working your way in. 3. Using tongs, move chips all around to ensure they’re coated with egg 4. Sprinkle generous portion of black salt; move chips around to make ensure seasoning is well distributed. 5. Cover one pan of chips with El Pato sauce; continue mixing around the pan to coat. 6. Cover the other pan with tomatillo sauce; continue mixing around the pan to coat. 7. Add mozzarella cheese; allow to melt 8. Plate chips; sprinkle with feta cheese crumbles GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued as bonus bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 02/11/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at dkng.co/ftball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:56:40

# 609 - Doug Williams is an NFL Legend

1/31/2024
I sit down with football legend and my childhood hero, Doug Williams. We talk playing for the Buccaneers, being the first black quarterback to start and win a Super Bowl, and his iconic Super Bowl XXII win. Follow Doug: https://www.instagram.com/bayoubullet --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at Manscaped.com. DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST. Joymode. Go to usejoymode.com/BERTCAST and get 20% off with code BERTCAST at checkout. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:44:19

# 608 - Bobby Lee & The Jelly Bean Sting

1/24/2024
I sit down with comedian, Bobby Lee. We talk about being lazy, first kisses, The Korean War, comics sliding into his ex’s dm’s, weird gigs, and much more! Follow Bobby https://www.youtube.com/@TigerBelly https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive This episode is also brought to you by Tushy. Over 3 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off Tushy with the code BERTCAST at https://hellotushy.com/BERTCAST #tushypod This episode is also brought to you by Rocket Money. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to http://www.RocketMoney.com/bertcast This episode is also brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST. New customers can bet just FIVE BUCKS to get TWO HUNDRED INSTANTLY IN BONUS BETS. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1 For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:34:31

Something's Burning: Jelly Roll, Bunnie Xo, LeeAnn and Super Thick Pasta

1/23/2024
CMA’S 2023 New Artist of the Year, Jelly Roll, and his equally impressive wife, Bunnie, come over for a double date with me and LeeAnn. I’m making some sexy homemade pasta with a trio of sauces to sample – one with scallops, one with rabbit, and a vodka sauce that’s got Jelly drooling. The obnoxiously thick pasta, however, is a different story | Something’s Burning | S3 E14 Follow Jelly Roll: https://www.instagram.com/jellyroll615 Follow Bunnie: https://www.instagram.com/xomgitsbunnie This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Use code BURNINGFREE for FREE breakfast for life at https://www.HelloFresh.com/burningfree This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BURNING at https://www.Manscaped.com This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. New customers can bet just $5 to get $200 INSTANTLY IN BONUS BETS. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BURNING. https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING HOMEMADE PASTA TRIO HOMEMADE PASTA * Semolina Flour * Eggs * EVOO * Fine grain sea salt 1. Make a mound of flour directly on the countertop; form a deep crater in the middle 2. Add eggs, EVOO, and salt right into the crater 3. Using a fork, break up the eggs without breaking the walls of the flour 4. Slowly work more and more flour from the mound into the egg mixture 5. Drizzle cold water around the mixture and keep mixing until a dough has formed (add water and knead as needed until the dough ball is smooth and elastic) 6. Place ball of dough in plastic bag and let rest at room temperature for 30 minutes 7. Add flour to rolling surface and roll out dough ball to super thin. From here, either feed into a pasta cutter or cut by hand. 8. Add to boiling, well-salted water; cook until al dente – time dependent on thickness of your noodles. VODKA SAUCE * Olive Oil * Butter * Minced garlic * Diced shallot * Salt and Black Pepper * Dried oregano leaves * Dried basil * Red chili flakes * Can whole peeled tomatoes (San Marzano) * Dry white wine * Heavy cream * Parmesan cheese 1. Heat oil in pan; add butter and shallots 2. Add garlic, oregano, basil, and red chili flakes 3. Add white wine to deglaze the pan 4. Crush whole tomatoes into the pot, then rest of the juice from the can; reduce heat to low and simmer for 30 min 5. Stir in heavy cream and parmesan SCALLOPS IN LEMON GARLIC SAUCE * Butter * Minced garlic * Sea scallops * Chopped fresh basil * Chopped fresh parsley * Fresh lemon juice * Salt and Pepper 1. Melt butter in skillet; stir in garlic and cook until fragrant. 2. Slice any scallops over ¾” thick in half to ensure even cooking 3. Add scallops, basil, and parsley to skillet; cook and stir gently. 4. Reduce heat to low; add lemon juice, salt and pepper RABBIT RAGU SAUCE * Cooked rabbit meat * Red wine * Chopped tomatoes * Diced onion * Diced carrot * Minced garlic * San Marzano tomatoes in can * Chicken broth * Rosemary sprig * Thyme sprig * Bay leaves * EVOO 1. Marinate chopped rabbit meat in a mixture of rosemark, bay leaves, thyme, and red wine for a couple hours 2. Brown rabbit in skillet or dutch oven; remove once fully cooked. 3. Saute onions, carrots, and garlic 4. Deglaze the pan with the wine marinade; add rabbit meat back in 5. Add tomatoes; bring to a boil, then reduce heat to simmer for an hour (thin out with chicken stock if the sauce seems too thick) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:06:21

# 607 - Professional Comedy Critic Jesse David Fox

1/17/2024
I sit down with Jesse David Fox who is a senior editor at Vulture, where he works as the site’s comedy critic. We talk about his new book, our favorite comedians, comedy specials, the best jokes, and much more! Get Jesse’s Book “Comedy Book How Comedy Conquered Culture–and the Magic That Makes It Work” here: https://amzn.to/3Hp6Rya Follow Jesse https://www.instagram.com/jessedavidfox This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code “BERTCAST”. New customers can bet just $5 to get $200 in bonus bets. This episode is also brought to you by Gametime. Go to http://www.gametime.co or download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code “BERTCAST” for $20 off your first purchase. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1 For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:43:13

Something's Burning: Breakfast With My Buddies Adam Ray and Brad Williams

1/11/2024
After he fell out of his chair the first time around, Bert’s invited Brad Williams BACK into the kitchen with Adam Ray to talk about The Machine sequels, being a fat kid, and the most overused saying of the year. Let’s F’ing Go! | Something’s Burning | S3 E13 Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 Follow Adam Ray: https://www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy Follow Brad Williams: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomic This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Keytone-IQ. You can save 30% off your first subscription order of Ketone-IQ at HVMN.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer EGGS BENEDICT SAMPLER 1. Hollandaise Sauce INGREDIENTS: * Egg Yolk * Butter * Lemon juice * Salt and Pepper * Cayenne Pepper STEPS: 1. Melt butter to bubbling 2. Add egg yolks to blender, and while on – gradually add hot butter. 3. Add lemon juice 4. Salt, pepper, and cayenne to taste 2. Eggs Benedict INGREDIENTS: * English muffins * Poached Eggs * Hollandaise sauce * Canadian bacon * Smoked Salmon * Ribeye / Tenderloin (not sure which we had) STEPS: 1. Toast English muffins 2. For traditional benedict, layer Canadian bacon, poached egg, pour hollandaise sauce over top 3. For salmon benedict, layer smoked salmon, poached egg, pour hollandaise sauce over and sprinkle capers on top. 4. For steak and eggs benedict, layer cooked steak, poached egg, hollandaise sauce, and sprinkle chives on top. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:51:37

# 606 - Balthazar Getty is the Original Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

1/10/2024
Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 I sit down with actor, musician, and a member of THE Getty family, Balthazar Getty. We talk about his roll in Lord of the Flies, earning your parties, weight loss, growing up as a Getty, his music career and much more! Follow Balthazar https://youtube.com/@BaltGetty?si=dtbRt5JufNBh2J_o https://www.instagram.com/baltgetty/?hl=en This episode is also brought to you by Helix. Get 20% off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows at http://www.helixsleep.com/bert when you use the code ”HELIXPARTNER20”. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1 For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:08:38

# 605 - Creating Alter Egos with Todd Herman

1/3/2024
Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 My wife and I sit down with author and performance coach, Todd Herman. We talk about coaching Kobe, creating The Black Mamba, rituals, alter egos, execution mode, discipline, and much more! Get Todd’s Book “The Alter Ego Effect” here: https://amzn.to/3TE0Gh7 https://bookshop.org/a/97615/9780062838636 https://toddherman.me Follow Todd https://www.youtube.com/user/toddherman1 https://www.instagram.com/todd_herman This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by Groove Life. Head to http://www.GrooveLife.com/BERT20 for 20% off ALL Groove Life products! SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1 For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:25:48

# 604 - Gary Gulman and I Get Deep

12/27/2023
TW:Suicide If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, call or text the number 988. https://988lifeline.org Subscribe to Shane Torres’ YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” now: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew?sub_confirmation=1 I sit down with comedian, Gary Gulman. We talk about being young comics, depression, organized crime, ECT, his new special, and much more! Stream his new special “Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base” on MAX now! Get Gary’s Book “Misfit: Growing Up Awkward in the '80s” here :https://amzn.to/3GWFQlq Follow Gary https://www.youtube.com/@garygulman5580 https://www.instagram.com/garygulman/?hl=en This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Go to http://www.HelloFresh.com/bertcastfree and use code “bertcastfree” for free breakfast for life. This episode is also brought to you by CrowdHealth. Get started today for just $99 per month for the first three months if you use code “BERT” at http://www.joincrowdhealth.com. This episode is also brought to you by AG1. get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at http://www.drinkAG1.com/BERT This episode is also brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by Hostage Tape. Claim the best sleep of your life now at http://www.hostagetape.com/bert Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:57:19