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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

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# 625 - Paul Scheer's Catholic School Fights

5/22/2024
I sit down with actor, Paul Scheer. We talk about the first month of parenting, The League, boat culture, famous rivalries, fighting, growing up in an unstable environment, and much more! Follow Paul YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PaulScheer IG: https://www.instagram.com/paulscheer/ Get His Book “Joyful Recollections of Trauma” here: https://amzn.to/3UQ6GCq --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Mad Rabbit Tattoo - For 25% off your order, head to http://www.MadRabbit.com/BERTCAST and use code BERTCAST. Helix Sleep - Get up to 30% off all mattress purchases plus two free pillows at https://helixsleep.com/Bert BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert Liquid I.V. - Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://www.liquidiv.com and use code “BERT” at checkout. Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with Mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code “BERTCAST” at https://shopmando.com! --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:21:54

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# 624 - Teddy Swims & I Lose Control

5/15/2024
I sit down with Teddy Swims. We talk about tragic characters, life on tour, his musical influences, depression after the road, and Teddy Sings his hit song “Lose Control” for me! Follow Teddy YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TeddySwims IG: https://www.instagram.com/teddyswims --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: BlueChew - Try for free at http://www.bluechew.com with the code “BERTCAST” Prolon - Go to https://prolonlife.com/bert for 10% off your 5-day nutrition program. Chubbies - Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BERTCAST at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bertcast True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/BERTCAST DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code “BERTCAST” --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:27:27

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Something’s Burning: Meat Prints and Tofu Nuggets with Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass

5/14/2024
Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass stop by the kitchen for some meat prints and tofu nuggets. We talk Todd’s OCD, Sarah’s experience watching porn, and how great a person Mister Rogers was. I make a new take on chicken and waffles, Todd treats us to Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches… and I’m serenaded at the end. All in all, a pretty great day. Help Fund Todd’s show “The Event of a Lifetime”: https://tinyurl.com/yep3zzxm Follow Sarah Silverman: https://www.instagram.com/sarahkatesilverman Follow Todd Glass: https://www.instagram.com/thetoddglassshow Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer FALAFEL WAFFLES W/ TOFU FINGERS Falafel Waffles * Falafel mix * Beaten egg * Olive oil * Water 1. In a large bowl, combine falafel mix, ¼ olive oil and one beaten egg along with water as falafel mix directs. 2. Stir to combine; let sit for 15 min. 3. Spray waffle maker with cooking spray 4. Add heaping tablespoons of batter to waffle maker; close and cook according to waffle maker’s directions. Tomato / Cucumber / Feta Salad * Red onion; thinly sliced * Fresh cilantro leaves * Fresh parsley leaves * Lemon juice * Red wine vinegar * English cucumber * Cherry tomatoes * Feta cheese * Olive oil 1. In a food processor, pulse cilantro, parlsey, lemon juice, red wine vinegar, and a dash of black pepper. 2. With the machine running, add ¼ cup olive oil. 3. Transfer to a large bowl with sliced cherry tomatoes, thinly sliced red onion, feta, and cucumbers. 4. Toss to coat veggies; set aside. Crispy Tofu Fingers * Extra-firm tofu * Veggie broth * Nutritional yeast flakes * Soy Sauce * Ground cumin * Onion powder * Garlic powder * Milk * White vinegar * AP Flour * Flaxseed * Salt * Cornstarch * Paprika * Canola oil 1. Press tofu to drain out water 2. Combine veggie broth, nutritional yeast, soy sauce, cumin, onion powder, and garlic powder to make marinade; mix well 3. Pour marinade over cut / cubed tofu; let sit for 30 min 4. Whisk together milk, white vinegar, AP flour, flaxseed, and salt to make batter. 5. Combine AP flour, cornstarch, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and salt for the breading. 6. Pour canola oil into skillet and set over medium heat. 7. Take tofu out of the marinade and roll into breading mixture. 8. Remove and transfer to the batter; roll to coat. 9. Remove and place back into breading mixture; roll to cover. 10. Place tofu into hot oil and fry about 4 min, until golden and crispy. Tzatziki Sauce * Grated cucumber * Whole milk Greek yogurt * Lemon Juice * EVOO * Grated garlic * Sea salt * Chopped dill and mint 1. Gently squeeze moisture from grated cucumbers 2. Combine all ingredients; chill for service. To Plate 1. Dish out cucumber salad onto bottom of plate 2. Top with falafel waffle, then tofu fingers 3. Drizzle tzatziki sauce over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:16:11

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# 623 - Shinedown Gives Me A Private Concert

5/8/2024
I sit down with Brent Smith and Zach Myers from the band, Shinedown. We talk about quitting drugs/drinking, songwriting, and hanging out with Sylvester Stallone. They also give me a private acoustic concert and play my favorite songs! Follow Shinedown YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@shinedown IG: https://www.instagram.com/shinedown --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Naked Wines - https://NakedWines.com/BERTCAST and use the code AND password “BERTCAST”. DoorDash - Download the DoorDash App and Use code “BERTCAST” to get 25% up to $15 value on a $35 minimum subtotal on your next alcohol order. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code “BERTCAST” MeUndies - Go to https://meundies.com/bertcast to Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping. BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:30:08

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# 622 - Mikki Mase is Banned from Every Casino

5/1/2024
I sit down with notorious gambler, Mikki Mase. We talk about how he got into high stakes gambling, getting banned from every casino, Bruno Mars’ debt, baccarat, blackjack, poker, and much more! Follow Mikki YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/dirtygothboi IG: https://www.instagram.com/dirtygothboi --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: American Financing Group - Go to https://www.americanfinancing.net/ or call 800-852-2010 Mad Rabbit Tattoo - For 25% off your order, head to http://www.MadRabbit.com/BERTCAST and use code BERTCAST. Pestie - Go to https://Pestie.com/BERTCAST and use code BERTCAST for 10% off. Skylight Calendar - Get 15% off a Skylight Calendar at http://www.SkylightCal.com/BERT Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/BERTCAST to cancel your unwanted subscriptions. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:28:51

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Something's Burning: Hawaiian Hits with Gabby Reece and Laird Hamilton

4/30/2024
This time, power-couple Gabby Reece and Laird Hamilton stop by the kitchen to talk about eating healthy, surfing, and our favorite podcasts. Plus I am paying tribute to Laird’s home state with a Hawaiian-inspired menu: poke, Spam musubi, and my absolute favorite – Hawaiian Shaved Ice. Oh, and we’re spilling a few secrets, too. Follow Gabby Reece: https://www.instagram.com/gabbyreece/?hl=en Follow Laird Hamilton: https://www.instagram.com/lairdhamilton/?hl=en SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer POKE BOWLS w/ SPAM MUSUBI AHI POKE * Fresh cubed Ahi * Sticky rice; cooked * Sea salt * Fresh minced ginger * Shoyu (or Soy Sauce) * Oyster Sauce * Sesame Oil * Sambal * Diced onions * Chopped scallions * Sesame seeds 1. Cut ahi into cubes 2. Mix thoroughly with sea salt; allow to cure for 5 min 3. Add minced ginger, shoyu, oyster sauce, esame oil, and sambal. 4. Mix thoroughly 5. Add onions, scallions and sesame seeds; mix. 6. Chill for at least 30 min. 7. Serve on sticky rice; garnish with toppings of your choice (mango, avocado, cucumber…) SPAM MUSUBI * Sticky rice; cooked * Teriyaki sauce * Can of Spam * Sushi nori sheets * Furikake * Dark brown sugar * Soy Sauce * Mirin * Sesame oil 1. Whisk together Teriyaki sauce, brown sugar, soy sauce, mirin, and sesame oil. 2. Microwave 30-60 seconds to dissolve sugar; set aside 3. Slice Spam lengthwise; arrange in a single layer on griddle / skillet. 4. Cook 4-5 min; flip and cook the other side 5. Spoon prepared sauce on top; cook for additional 2-3 min 6. Repeat flipping and saucing another 2-3 min. 7. Place wax paper on countertop 8. Set down nori sheet (rough side down; longer side towards you) 9. Paddle rice onto sheet; top with slice of Spam and sprinkle furikake. 10. Roll up; dab water on edge and seal 11. Cut into pieces Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:59:49

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# 621 - Todd Glass Made Us Edit This Out

4/24/2024
Comedian Todd Glass and I talk about our love for Andy Frasco, sucking in your gut, magic, music, Todd’s live show, and much more! Help Fund Todd’s show “The Event of a Lifetime”: https://seedandspark.com/fund/todd-glass-the-event-of-a-lifetime#story Follow Todd YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrFARf9qhuTc_MGJeWOK2PQ IG: https://www.instagram.com/thetoddglassshow --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/bertcast DoorDash. Download the app and use code “BERTCAST” to get 25% up to $15 value on a $35 minimum subtotal on your next alcohol order. True Classic. Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at http://www.trueclassictees.com/bertcast! #trueclassicpod DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code “BERTCAST” BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT” at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert Liquid I.V. Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://www.liquidiv.com and use code BERT at checkout. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:03:01:19

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# 620 - I Crashed a Frat Party with Are You Garbage & Cipha Sounds

4/17/2024
H.Foley, Kevin Ryan, Cipha Sounds and I crash a frat party and talk all about our crazy night. Follow Are You Garbage YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AreYouGarbage IG: https://www.instagram.com/areyougarbage/?hl=en Follow Cipha YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOEbGflEkZelnVULtFgstuw IG: https://www.instagram.com/ciphasounds/?hl=en --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code “BERTCAST” for $20 off your first purchase. https://gametime.co with code “BERTCAST” Skylight Calendar. Get 15% off a Skylight Calendar at http://www.SkylightCal.com/BERT DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:22:47

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Something’s Burning: Dreams Come True with Cheech and Chong

4/16/2024
I’m living out every college kid’s fantasy today – when Cheech and Chong stop by the kitchen for a little cooking and a lot of conversation. And you guessed it – we light it up. A lot. They’ve got stories to tell and I am here for them all. Plus, we chat movies, merch, and I make birria ramen. Follow Cheech and Chong: https://www.instagram.com/cheechandchong Follow Cheech: https://www.instagram.com/cheechmarin Follow Chong: https://www.instagram.com/heytommychong Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURNING for $20 off your first purchase at https://gametime.co Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). BET/GET: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued as bonus bets. NO SWEAT: Valid 1 per customer. Opt-in req. Receive 1 No Sweat Bet token for NBA SGP and SGPx bets only. Req. min. legs and odds per leg may vary each day when offered. Must meet qualifying bet criteria and select token BEFORE placing qualifying bet. Qualifying bet must lose. Max. bet limits apply. Tokens are single-use and expire at the end of the last NBA game each day. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet in the amount of losing bet. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn, stake is not included in winnings, and expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Ends 5/6/24 11:59 PM ET. See terms at dkng.co/bball. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:49:27

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# 619 - Neal Brennan is the Sun

4/10/2024
Neal Brennan and I sit down to talk about changing your brain, finding joy, gratitude, ultra marathons, fighting with his therapist girlfriend, and much more! Check out Neal’s special "Crazy Good" streaming now on Netflix Follow YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nealbfree IG: https://www.instagram.com/nealbrennan --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: American Financing Group: Get started at https://www.americanfinancing.net or call 800-852-2010 DraftKings: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST SkyLightFrames: Get 15% off a Skylight Frame at SkylightFrame.com/BERT BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT” at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert --------------------------------------------------- Nashville! My wife, LeeAnn Kreischer will be doing a live Wife of the Party at Zanie’s Comedy Club April 14th! Get tickets here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/89982783/wife-of-the-party-nashville-zanies-comedy-club SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:42:49

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# 618 - Adam Ray, Shapel Lacey & Dave Williamson

4/3/2024
I sit down with comedians, Adam Ray, Shapel Lacey & Dave Williamson. We talk about superstitions, bucket lists, Shapel’s cheerleading, how old the earth is, and much more! Follow Adam: https://www.youtube.com/@adamraycomedy Shapel: https://www.youtube.com/c/ShapelLacey Dave: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGynrMQTBsHDj9FRGmoeMzA --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: American Financing Group: Go to https://www.americanfinancing.net or call 800-852-2010. Mad Rabbit Tattoo: For 25% off your order, head to http://www.MadRabbit.com/BERTCAST and use code “BERTCAST”. Helix Sleep: Get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows! Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/Bert and use code “HELIXPARTNER20”. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code “BERTCAST” for $20 off your first purchase. https://gametime.co with code “BERTCAST” --------------------------------------------------- Nashville! My wife, LeeAnn Kreischer will be doing a live Wife of the Party at Zanie’s Comedy Club April 14th! Get tickets here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/89982783/wife-of-the-party-nashville-zanies-comedy-club SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:50:13

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Something’s Burning: Italian Beef with Bears Matty Matheson, Coco Storer and Me

4/2/2024
I serve up some Italian Beef sandwiches to The Bear chefs Coco Storer and Matty Matheson. We talk about celebrity chefs we know, knife preferences, Mormonism, drugs, and the last time Coco kissed a guy. Oh, and Georgia gets a job offer. Follow Matty Matheson: https://www.instagram.com/mattymatheson Follow Courtney Storer: https://www.instagram.com/courtney__storer This episode is brought to you by Keytone-IQ. You can save 30% off your first subscription order of Ketone-IQ at https://HVMN.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Robinhood. Earn up to 3% extra on every dollar you contribute to your IRA when you subscribe to Robinhood Gold. IRA transfers and 401(k) rollovers also earn 3% until April 30. Get started at https://www.Robinhood.com/boost This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Use Promo code SPACE80 to get $80 off your first month at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer ITALIAN BEEF SANDWICHES W/ STUFFED MUSHROOMS STUFFED MUSHROOMS * Cremini mushrooms * Bacon * Ground sausage * Garlic * Cream cheese * Parsley * Shredded mozzarella cheese * Grated Parmesan cheese 1. Wash and de-stem mushrooms 2. Cook bacon on the flattop; once cooked allow to drain on papertowel 3. Add minced garlic to skillet 4. Add ground sausage and cook until browned 5. Stir in cream cheese, parsley, mozzarella, and Parmesan. 6. Chop bacon and add to sausage mixture 7. Spoon mixture into mushroom caps 8. Bake at 400° until cheese is bubbling 9. Tent with foil and bake for an additional 10 minutes, until mushrooms are cooked. ITALIAN BEEF * Beef chuck roast * Garlic * Diced onion * Dried oregano * Dried basil * Onion powder * Paprika * Garlic powder * Red pepper flakes * Salt and Pepper * Beef broth * Brine from giardiniera * Hoagie rolls 1. Combine all seasonings and rub all over the roast. 2. Add oil to Instapot; saute onion and garlic 3. Place roast in and brown on all sides; remove and set aside. 4. Deglaze pot with beef broth; add in brine from giardiniera. 5. Place trivet in pot; set roast on top 6. Set Instapot to pressure cook for 30 minutes and then a natural release. 7. Place roast on cutting board; slice super thin and add slices to hot juices in Instapot. 8. Slice buns and pile beef on top; dip entire sandwich into the juices for the full effect! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:07:30

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# 617 - Pauly Shore Finds His Inner Richard Simmons

3/27/2024
I sit down with comedian/actor, Pauly Shore. We talk about his movie career, the comedy mothership, the Richard Simmons biopic, losing his joy, his ayahuasca experience and much more! Follow Pauly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYQsGZ-VP-d9MK0_K6zJxRg IG: https://www.instagram.com/paulyshore --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -Shopify: Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/bertcast -BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT” at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert -Robinhood: Get a 3% match on every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts at https://robinhood.com/boost -DeleteMe: Go to https://JoinDeleteMe.com/BERT and use promo code BERT for 20% off. -Lectric eBikes: Visit http://www.LectricEbikes.com and be sure to mention that BERTCAST sent you in the post-checkout survey! -True Classic: Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/BERTCAST --------------------------------------------------- Nashville! My wife, LeeAnn Kreischer will be doing a live Wife of the Party at Zanie’s Comedy Club April 14th! Get tickets here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/89982783/wife-of-the-party-nashville-zanies-comedy-club SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:27:58

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# 616 - Steph Tolev Makes Me Do A Spit-Take

3/20/2024
I sit down with comedian, Steph Tolev to talk about the Scottish Highland Games, Highland dancing, weird threesomes, men with bangs, and much more! Follow Steph YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDjn-xQ4PKnqbI6pv1dsJrQ IG: https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at https://manscaped.com. -DeleteMe. Go to https://JoinDeleteMe.com/BERT and use promo code BERT for 20% off. -DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST. --------------------------------------------------- Nashville! My wife, LeeAnn Kreischer will be doing a live Wife of the Party at Zanie’s Comedy Club April 14th! Get tickets here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/89982783/wife-of-the-party-nashville-zanies-comedy-club SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:26:30

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Something's Burning: Donnell Rawlings, Whitney Cummings and I Say Things We Shouldn’t

3/19/2024
Donnell Rawlings and Whitney Cummings swing by to eat some Ahi Burgers, Lobster Mac & Cheese, and talk trash. We’re covering everything from Katt Williams Chappelle… monkey branching to my vodka… and anything else Whitney’s missed out on since she hit motherhood. Don’t forget to check out Donnell’s new special, “A NEW DAY,” now available to stream on Netflix. For dates & tickets to Whitney's Big Baby Tour 2024 go to: https://whitneycummings.com Follow Donnell Rawlings: https://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Follow Whitney Cummings: https://www.instagram.com/whitneycummings This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Robinhood. Earn up to 3% extra on every dollar you contribute to your IRA when you subscribe to Robinhood Gold. IRA transfers and 401(k) rollovers also earn 3% until April 30. Get started at https://www.Robinhood.com/boost This episode is brought to you by Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURNING for $20 off your first purchase at https://gametime.co Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Factor. Get 50% off with promo code "burning50" at https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/burning50 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $150 issued as bonus bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 04/14/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:03:38

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# 615 - Johnny Manziel aka Johnny Football

3/13/2024
I sit down with Johnny Manziel to talk about the NFL, CFL, and partying. Follow Johnny: X: https://twitter.com/JManziel2 IG: https://www.instagram.com/jmanziel2/?hl=en --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -True Classic. Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/BERTCAST -BetterHelp. Visit http://www.betterhelp.com/bert today to get 10% off your first month. -Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BERTCAST for $20 off your first purchase. -Helix Sleep. Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/bert and use code HELIXPARTNER20 for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. -Freeze Pipe. Go to https://thefreezepipe.com and use promo code BERT for 10% off. --------------------------------------------------- Nashville! My wife, LeeAnn Kreischer will be doing a live Wife of the Party at Zanie’s Comedy Club April 14th! Get tickets here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/89982783/wife-of-the-party-nashville-zanies-comedy-club SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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# 614 - Luke & Sassy Scott’s Perfect Hair Transplants

3/6/2024
I sit down with Luke & Sassy Scott to talk about hair transplants, being in a gang, the science behind gaydar, Scott’s last night of drinking, marriage, and much more! Check out their podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-sassy-scott/id1695496963 Follow Luke & Sassy Scott YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@lukeandsassyscott9262 IG: https://www.instagram.com/lukeandsassyscott TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukeandsassyscott --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -DeleteMe. Go to https://JoinDeleteMe.com/BERT and use promo code BERT for 20% off. -RocketMoney. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://rocketmoney.com/BERTCAST -Robinhood. Get a 3% match on every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts at https://robinhood.com/boost -DraftKings. New customers can get a No Sweat Bet up to a THOUSAND DOLLARS if your first bet loses. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:02:06:46

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Something’s Burning: A Mystery Meal with Mythical Chefs

3/5/2024
Josh Scherer and Nicole Enayati from Mythical Kitchen stop by MY kitchen for a little culinary training. And, spoiler alert – I have no idea what we’re making. I brought the ingredients and they tell me what to make… and how to make it. But don’t worry – there’s still plenty of time to chat about religion, make mystery cocktails, and debate whether Italy is a real country. Follow Nicole Enayati: https://www.instagram.com/nicolehendizadeh Follow Josh Scherer: https://www.instagram.com/mythicalchefjosh This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://talkspace.com/burning MYSTERY BOX Chicken Pork Veil Filets Shrimp Scallops Onion Tomato Broccoli Spinach Cauliflower Garlic Blueberries Bananas Bell Peppers Jalapeno Serrano Peppers Rice Couscous Bread Polenta Dill Lemongrass Cilantro Rosemary Thyme Chives Basil Milk Cheddar cheese Swiss Cheese Pepperoni Crackers Gummy Bears Skittles Raisons Dried apricots Lime Cream Cheese Olive Oil Capers Olives GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). No Sweat: Valid 1 per new customer. Min $5 deposit. No Sweat Bet awarded upon deposit. No Sweat Bet automatically applied to qualifying first bet. Min. $1 bet. First bet after opting-in must lose. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet upon first bet settlement and in amount of losing bet. Max. $1,000 Bonus Bet. Void in NH/OR. SGP Insurance: Valid 1 SGP insurance token per customer. Opt in req. Must select token BEFORE placing Same Game Parlay. Min. number of legs req., and max. bet vary by customer cohort. Each leg -300 odds or longer. If only one leg of your same game parlay loses, receive one Bonus Bet based on amount of losing bet. Token expires at conclusion of the last game each day when offered. Rewarded bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 3/17/24 @ 11:59PM ET. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 03/17/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:08

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# 613 - Rory Scovel Goes Through My Open Tabs

2/28/2024
I sit down with comedian Rory Scovel, who is one of my very favorite people to listen to on podcasts. We talk about his new stand-up special on Max, comedy beefs, and the Bible. He also helps me clear out some of my Open Tabs. Watch his new special, Rory Scovel: Religion, Sex, and a Few Things In Between on Max: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39H40-sJGW4 Follow Rory: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialRoryScovel IG: https://www.instagram.com/roryscovel/?hl=en --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -Helix Sleep. Go to http://www.BetterHelp.com/BERT today to get 10% off your first month. -Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at https://manscaped.com. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:41:55

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# 612 - Rosebud Baker and the Third Eye

2/21/2024
I sit down with comedian Rosebud Baker. We talk addiction, giving birth, and she helps me inspect an ouchie that I can’t see! Follow Rosebud: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/rosebudbaker IG: https://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker/https://www.facebook.com/RosebudBakerNYC Website: https://www.rosebudbaker.com --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: -Helix Sleep. Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/Bert and use code HELIXPARTNER20. -Robinhood. Robinhood Gold gets you the most for your retirement thanks to their IRA with a 3% match. Get started at http://www.Robinhood.com/boost -Athletic Greens. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase exclusively at http://www.drinkAG1.com/BERT --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:45:25