Dumb People Town

Comedian James Adomian (Path Of Most Resistance) stops by as Randy describes how 4 men have been charged in the theft of a satirical golden toilet in England, Daniel explains why a Halifax's Acapulco Club is selling off pieces of its sticky carpet, and Jason warns against having sex with peoples' cars, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Mike Glazer (Life Rules!) stops by Jason describes a Florida man that was arrested for hurling fried chicken at his sister during an argument, Daniel explains how a Florida man disowned the drugs that were wrapped around his penis when caught by police, and Randy warns against burning down the house you're about to show as a realtor, and so much more!

Comedian and podcaster Justine Marino (Glitter and Garbage on ATC) stops by as Jason describes why a Miami woman kicked a cop in the groin after trying to set a truck on fire, Randy explains how a naked man on drugs trespassed at a Bills Stadium construction site, and Daniel warns against coming home to find that your driveway has been stolen, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/dpt.

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi (Tour dates) stops by Randy describes how a Missouri woman stole a fire truck and crashed into a tree, Jason explains why a man suffering from headaches had chopsticks lodged in his head, and Daniel warns against going with Avis, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BettterHelp and Mint Mobile! Never skip therapy day, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MintMobile.com/DPT.

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a man traveled the world to retrieve stolen Air Pods, Jason explains why a Monopoly game escalated to a samurai sword fight, and Randy warns against believing you coworker is your boss on the phone and following their order to steal money, and so much more!

Comedian and writer Megan Gailey stops by as Jason describes how a confrontation at a San Diego marina prompts a visit from Harbor Police, Randy explains why a man was banned for life from Buc-Ees for bringing an emotional support duck, and Daniel warns against getting a Tesla logo tattooed on your face and getting a DUI in a 1992 minivan, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Diet Smoke and Mint Mobile! Go to dietsmoke.com and use DPT for 20% off your entire order plus a $50 welcome bundle completely free. To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com/DUMB.

Comedian Matt Braunger (Tour) stops by as Daniel explains why a flight was turned around after a flight attendant was called a waiter, Jason describes a Utah man that accidentally received a delivery driver's urine, and Randy warns against asking to marry a woman who promptly steals your car, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.

Singer-songwriter Aimee Mann (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a parrot that got stuck on a roof and then told rescuers to F-Off, Daniel explains how many bats were found in an attic, and Jason warns against giving obscene Catholic sermons, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Stop comparing and start focusing, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Dan St. Germain (Dance Fatty Dance) stops by as Daniel describes how workers destroyed a driveway after the the client refused to pay for it, Jason explains why a woman stole a car to go to a job interview at a strip club, and Randy warns against shooting your grandson while officiating a wedding, and so much more!

Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder (Everything Must Go and Hacks on MAX) stops by as Randy describes a woman who is suing California after the State Parks employees deny that she saw Bigfoot, Daniel explains how a man at a Jersey Shore restaurant bit into a clam and found an expensive pearl, and Jason warns against repeatedly farting police while they search you, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Stop comparing and start focusing, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Sophie Buddle stops by as Randy describes a New Zealand city that's been overrun by cars blasting Celine Dion, Daniel explains why a Florida man threw pasta during a road rage incident, and Jason warns against stealing booze and burritos in front of police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance, Hims, and BetterHelp! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian and musician Eric Jackowitz (Wolves Of Glendale) stops by as Daniel describes a man that hijacked a front-loader and police responded with a another front-loader, Randy explains how children destroyed an expensive home, and Jason warns against texting another woman in front of your girlfriend, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.

Comedian, podcaster, and author (T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People) stops by as Jason explains why a Florida man was forced to pay to get his tortoise back, Daniel describes a naked car crash turned into an arrest, and Randy warns against hiding in a chest of drawers to evade police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian and podcast Sean Jordan (Girl Dad on Spotify, All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Randy describes how a man's surname was deemed to rude to put on a passport, Daniel explains how a bride wants a divorce because the groom smashed wedding cake in her face, and Jason warns that the pandas at the zoo might just be dogs, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.

Actor and improvisor Bobby Moynihan (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man that asked to drink a beer during his arrest, Randy explains how a DIY bumper created a bomb scare, and Jason warns against receiving postcards from your former girlfriends, including ones from 60 years ago, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Rachel Feinstein (Big Guy on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a man that claims Elon Musk when he stole alcohol from stores, Jason explains why huskies ran wild in a Chinese mall, and Daniel tells about a World Record hair ball, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to fahertybrand.com/dpt and enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Andy Daly (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel explains how the wrong box of penises got delivered to a British artist, Randy describes how a Florida man crashed an excavator into a Walmart, and Jason warns against robbing banks in a wheelchair, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Better Help and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. This is a Paid Advertisement. Insurance is underwritten by either Independence American Insurance Company or United States Fire Insurance Company, and produced by PTZ Insurance Agency, Limited. The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance.

Comedian Dina Hashem (Dark Little Whispers) stops by as Daniel describes how an AirBnB host sent footage of a man having an affair on her property to his wife after he refused to pay, Jason explains that a woman sued Chopped restaurants after finding a finger in her salad, and Randy warns against calling the police over the price of crab, and so much more!

Comedian Todd Glass (The Event Of A Lifetime) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman used a rewards card to get free gas, Jason explains how a dad mistakenly bought a huge dinosaur statue for his son, and Randy warns against bringing meth to your schools family fun night, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Skylight Calendar and Hims! As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get 15% off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar when you go to SkylightCal.com/DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information.

Actor Oscar Nunez stops by as Daniel describes how the enforcer of good driving crashes into several cars while high on drugs, Randy explains why a woman is suing Disney for a wedgie she received at their waterpark, and Jason warns against pooping into Pringles cans, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and Skylight Frames! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to fahertybrand.com/dpt and enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout. As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get 15% off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT.