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Dumb People Town

Starburns Audio

It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown

Language:

English


Episodes

Dulce Sloan - What's An Aquarium?

2/20/2024
Comedian and author (Hello Friends) Dulce Sloan stops by as Randy describes why a naked Canadian man found Mounties in his bedroom and sued them for giving him a nickname, Jason warns against trying to dry a baseball field by lighting it on fire, and Daniel explains why a Florida man is suing Dunkin Donuts over a toilet explosion, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/DPT.

Duration:00:58:59

Bill Burr - Don't Throw Rocks At Gators

2/13/2024
Comedian, actor, and director Bill Burr (also co-founder of ATC) stops by as Jason explains why a vampire dad is injecting himself with his teenaged son's blood to stay young, Daniel describes a Florida man that lost an arm to an alligator, and Randy warns against breastfeeding from your mother on your wedding day, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Better Help and GoodChop! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. Go to GOODCHOP.com/DPT120 and use code DPT120 to get $120 off across your first 4 boxes!

Duration:01:05:18

Johnny Pemberton - Marathon Bummer

2/6/2024
Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton stops by as Jason explains how a man claiming to be a time traveler threw a brick through a family's window to save them from a future event, Randy describes a Florida man that tried to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a hamster wheel, and Daniel warns against working out in the middle of the night lest you get stuck upside down on the equipment, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information.

Duration:00:48:15

Moshe Kasher - Florida Noir

1/30/2024
Comedian, podcaster, and author (Subculture Vulture) Moshe Kasher stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man who was arrested after locking himself in a Little Caesar's that he was burglarizing, Jason explains why a woman in a pink dress stole a tractor, and Randy warns about mistaking a yoga class for a mass killing, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/DPT.

Duration:00:55:26

Rob Huebel - Roll Of The Dice

1/23/2024
Comedian and actor Rob Huebel stops by as Randy explains how tourists in Hawaii followed their GPS right into a harbor, Jason describes a Wisconsin election that was decided by a dice roll, and Daniel warns against having sex at an amusement park. and so much more!

Duration:00:49:02

Blair Socci - Hung Shui

1/16/2024
Comedian Blair Socci (Live From The Big Dog on Veeps) stops by as Randy describes a man with 2 working penises that claims women don't believe him till they see it, Jason tells about a dirt bike rider speaking out after a police chase, and Daniel warns against buying gold bars on Craigslist, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and Better Help! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Duration:00:51:18

Nimesh Patel - Face Cakes

1/9/2024
Comedian Nimesh Patel stops by as Daniel describes a man whom was protesting a wedding venue and shot a firework at a helicopter that was carrying the bride and groom, Randy explains why a Pennsylvania man stole cakes with his face on it, and Jason tells about a Springfield man that demanded meat at gunpoint, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/DPT.

Duration:00:42:32

Chad & JT - That Snake Is Toxic

1/2/2024
Chad Kroeger and JT Parr (Going Deep with Chad & JT on All Things Comedy) stop by as Randy explains why a Chinese zoo has to deny that it's Sun Bear is a man in a bear suit, Daniel warns about a hiker that brought a snake home and ends up in the hospital, and Jason describes a couple left with "trust issues" after opening potato chips, and so much more!

Duration:00:45:35

Chris Estrada - Church Burglar

12/26/2023
Comedian and actor Chris Estrada (This Fool on Hulu) stops by as Daniel describes a couple on their first date that broke into a church to play the piano, Jason explains why a court spectator was jailed for laughing at the jury during a tax fraud trial, and Randy regales about a man arrested for DUI with Boris Johnson's drivers license, and so much more!

Duration:00:40:15

Justin Martindale - 'Tis The Season

12/19/2023
Comedian Justin Martindale stops by as Randy describes a man who was arrested after throwing deli meat at police, Jason explains why a man drunkenly stole the thumb off of an ancient Chinese statue, and Daniel warns about trying to travel through time while driving, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor and DraftKings Casino! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50 and use code dpt50 to get 50% off. Download the DraftKings Casino app now and sign up with promo code DPT and play $5 to get $100 in casino credits!

Duration:00:40:52

Shane Torres - Bringing Sand To The Beach

12/12/2023
Comedian Shane Torres (Blue Eyed Mexican) stops by as Jason describes a man claiming to have a back injury posts photos of himself hanging upside down from a zipline, Daniel covers a Taco Bell employee that is suing the company after their Christmas party becomes an orgy, and Randy warns about a romantic vacation getting ruined by hotel porn, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Skylight Calendar and Faherty! As a special, limited time offer for our listeners, get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar when you go SkylightCal.com/DPT. Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order.

Duration:00:56:47

Dean Delray - Dolphin Dean

12/5/2023
Comedian Dean Delray stops by as Daniel describes a wife that hired a mistress to keep her husband happy, Randy explains who "Dolphin Dave" is and that he was cited for harassing a humpback whale, and Jason tells of an escaped inmate that was caught while ordering off the McDonald's dollar menu, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Skylight Calendar! As a special, limited time offer for our listeners, get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar when you go SkylightCal.com/DPT.

Duration:00:56:15

Dan Cummins - Door Hash

11/28/2023
Comedian Dan Cummins (Trying To Get Better) stops by as Daniel explains why a man called police after finding marijuana in his food delivery, Randy unravels why a driver tried to switch places with his dog during a DUI stop, and Jason describes how a man posed as a policeman to see Megan Thee Stallion in concert, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor, Skylight Calendars, and DraftKings Casino! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50 and use code dpt50 to get 50% off. Get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar just go Skylight Cal.com/DPT. Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and sign up with promo code DPT! New customers can get a deposit match up to $500 in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more!

Duration:00:55:41

Aparna Nancherla - Parrot Argument

11/21/2023
Comedian and author Aparna Nancherla stops by as Jason explains how a man got stuck inside a public art sculpture in Edmonton, Daniel describes an SUV driving through a shopping mall, and Randy warns against arguing with your parrot while driving, and so much more!

Duration:00:52:07

Reggie Watts - Fear In The Community

11/14/2023
Comedian and musician Reggie Watts stops by as Randy describes a woman that faked a kidnapping to hide that she dropped out college, Daniel explains how a tenant gets sued after his landlord's child jumped in his dryer cycle, and Jason warns about a man wielding a machete after his karaoke request is denied, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and JamesAllen.com! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order. Get 25% off your order when you go to JAMESALLEN.com and use code DPT!

Duration:00:48:18

Zach Zucker - Confirm The Berm

11/7/2023
Comedian Zach Zucker stops by as Jason describes police arresting a nude man in a school bus with a dead deer inside, Randy explains why a group of sneaker thieves stole only right-footed shoes, and Daniel warns against letting your dogs near your winning lotto tickets, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Helix and Prize Picks! Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/DPT and use code HELIXPARTNER20.This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. Go to PrizePicks.com/dpt and use code DPT for a first deposit match up to $100! PrizePicks: Daily Fantasy Sports Made Easy!

Duration:00:57:03

Ben Roy - Rookie Witch Move

10/31/2023
Comedian, actor, podcaster Ben Roy (97.9 The Rat Race on ATC, Those Who Can't) stops by as Randy describes a Catholic school counselor that lost their job after students get crystals from witches, Daniel reports about a man who rents a billboard to trade a cheese stick, and Jason warns against wearing underwear on your face as you porch pirate, and so much more!

Duration:00:42:02

Nate Craig - Chaotic Altercation

10/24/2023
Comedian Nate Craig (Live At The Green Mill on ATC's YouTube page) stops by as Daniel describes how an uninvited guest causes havoc at a funeral, Randy reports on a man thrown out a McDonald's for his barefoot lifestyle, and Jason warns against driving a backhoe to the airport, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty, Factor, and Draft Kings Casino! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order. Head to FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50 and use code dpt50 to get 50% off. Download the Draft Kings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code DPT, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more!

Duration:01:00:02

Jamie Lee - Gesticulating Hand

10/17/2023
Comedian, actress, and author Jamie Lee stops by as Jason describes an Indian official that drained a reservoir to retrieve his phone, Randy explains why a wedding venue owner pointed a gun at the bride & groom during their reception, and Daniel warns that there's a lawmaker that seeks to outlaw ghosting, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: James Allen! Get 25% off your order when you go to JAMESALLEN.com and use code DPT.

Duration:00:59:14

Gary Gulman - Bite, Turn, Bite Again

10/10/2023
Comedian and author Gary Gulman (Misfit, available now) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida teacher is accused of biting 2 students over a jar of pickles, Jason explains how a Costco cake decorating fail went viral, and Randy advocates along with a Florida woman who proposes a Sugar Daddy/Mommy appreciation day at an unrelated board meeting, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Babbel! Get 55% off at Babbel.com/DPT. Rules and restrictions may apply.

Duration:01:00:06