Guys We F****d

On today’s episode, your go-to sexual intellectuals, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, read an email from a female fcker who’s turned off after realizing her boyfriend voted for the boy. Krystyna reflects on all the nasty masculinity that’s coming to the surface in the form of cabinet member picks, Corinne reveals what she looks for when a guy comes out of her bathroom, and Eric reviews the book Female Chauvinist Pigs by Ariel Levy. C&K then welcome stand-up comedian, ADRIENNE IAPALUCCI, to the studio. The trio discusses boyfriends threatening to unalive themselves during a break up, losing your dad too young, having a male therapist, and exclusively gravitating towards toxic men. Plus! C&K brainstorm plans for Adrienne to bone a famous rapper who has a history of loving female comedians. Follow ADRIENNE on IG @AdrienneIapalucci Watch Adrienne’s special, THE DARK QUEEN, on Netflix. Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: DAN BERN WORKING MAN’S REWARD https://music.apple.com/us/album/workingmans-reward/1168227391?i=1168227550 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! Today’s episode was recorded live at Skankfest in Las Vegas. Your go-to sexual intellectuals, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, take the stage and quiz male audience members on the lost art of changing a tire. C&K then welcome back to the show one of comedy’s most treasured couples, JIM and NIKKI NORTON. The foursome talk about the social consequences of dating a young hottie, apologizing for sending unwanted photos of your d*ck next to much smaller objects, being glad you decided to keep your p*nis post-transition, using your m*sturb*ting hand to shake the hands of others, and other things that are “kinda gay”. Plus! A romantic couple from the audience comes on stage and divulges their current relationship woes. Follow JIM NORTON on IG @JimNorton Follow NIKKI NORTON on IG @MsNikkiNorton Follow GWF on all social media platforms: @GuysWeFcked Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Dan Bern Lucky Guy https://music.apple.com/us/album/lucky-guy/1168227391?i=1168227544 Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You wanna be more dominant? You were disrespected sexually and you don't have a problem with it? Allow Corinne and Krystyna to talk you through the troubles of this week on #GuysWeFucked as they sit down with comedian and actor ERIK GRIFFIN to talk about dat TV lyfe, doing "well" in the strip club, scheming-ass hos, rubbing feet, the 90-day rule, and red flags. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Stitcher Premium using this link --- http://stitcherpremium.com/gwf...

Recorded live in Austin at the Moontower Comedy Festival, this episode features co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson plus special guest MATT BELLASSAI (Whine About It) AND YOU as the three drink, gab, and complain about sex, dating, and relationship issues that irk the fuck out of the audience. Ghosting, bathroom behavior, and SO MUCH DICK STUFF. PLUS: Advice to a wino and a guy with the shittiest online dating profile the girls have ever fucking seen. PUT SOME SOCKS ON, BRO! Want...

Given birth in a tub. Double-fisted beers at Disneyland. Been tied down and tickled. Gotten kinky with a celebrity in a dungeon. What hasn't former professional dominatrix JENNY NORDBAK done? On this week's episode, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with the new mom and author to discuss natural childbirth, what actually goes on in a sex dungeon (not sex), and why sometimes keeping a straight face is the hardest part. PLUS: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND CAN'T STOP EYE FUCKING...

It's been discussed in theory many times on the podcast, but this week's guest has successfully executed it. POLYAMORY!!!! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian, polyamorist & vegan MYQ KAPLAN to talk about repetition versus variety, the difference between polyamory and open relationships, spanking, being in love with multiple people at one time, feeling special, and how to make this all fucking work. PLUS: WEED & CHEATING (not related) Want...

Corinne reaches a masturbation milestone, Krystyna explains specifically what she means by "birth control makes me crazy" -- all just in a day's work here on the #GuysWeFucked podcast. Today, the gals sit down with comedian, actor, and producer AMANDA SEALES (you might know her as Tiffany on HBO's "Insecure") to talk about how long it's been since she last had sex, dating a rapper, having ass on the low, auditioning and dating in LA as a Black woman who knows what she wants, and industry...

CORINNE & KRYSTYNA WROTE A FUCKING BOOK ENTITLED FUCKED, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?? Pre-order it today to get a shout-out on the podcast & so that they like you the best (oh, and it's cheaper if you do it now and stuff): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/

After Corinne recounts her first Valentine's Day with boyfriend, James, she and Krystyna sit down with radio/TV personality and author CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD. Char Char tells the gals about how he wooed his wife, how he plans on raising his two young daughters, dick envy, Black privilege, necessary cheating, and strippers smoking blunts with their pussies. Plus, a fun rape role-playing scenario -- you know, for the kids. PRETTY PLZ VOTE 4 US 4 A SHORTY AWARD:...

On this week's episode of GWF, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian, writer, and Blacktress NAOMI EKPERIGIN to talk about a romantic life sans swiping, a want to feel dainty, how she met her Jew Boo, and that time she moved to Australia to be revered as a queen, NBD. PLUS: HOW TO GET BIRTH CONTROL STUFF IN TRUMP'S BAD-FOR-YOUR-PUSSY AMERICA! Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET NAOMI EKPERIGIN: twitter.com/Blacktress...

Have you ever gotten high before taking an airplane? Nah, we mean like reeeeeeally, really high. Like the kind of high where the stewardess has to say something. Krystyna did that. And today, she tells the tale. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview comedian RICH VOS about his old dick (it still works, you animals), the best room in which to fuck one's wife, cum that drips instead of squirts, and raising daughters. Obviously. Logical progression of a...

You're cheating on your boyfriend with a married man. The guy you used to date raped you in an ambulance and then was sent to console a rape victim. You know, you had a bad day. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with actor ROMANY MALCO, son of a West Indian man with some unique advice about how to treat a pussy. The three fans of sex get into a fascinating conversation about the kinds of citizens Americans are trained to be, how we dehumanize one another...

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna learn from their guest -- lawyer and domestic abuse survivor, ASHLEY -- that sometimes you don't choose your career, your career chooses you. Ashley's story is so thrilling and hard to believe that it feels like a movie -- the only trouble is she actually had to live through these events. Denial, restraining orders, strangling, screaming, rape, roofies...Halloween won't seem scary at all when once you hear what Ashley has...

PHILLY AREA HILLARY-LOVING #FUCKERS!! If you wanna help out fellow #fucker SHONA KARP in supporting Hillary Clinton, sign up to volunteer via this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AtmP9AitflD5Npd1rWPq-4MEf1VaOp_Jwi4W5NM_-So/viewform?edit_requested=true Corinne doesn’t like to 69. Krystyna doesn't like to 69. Why do both of their boyfriends like to 69? On this week’s episode of #GuysWeFucked, the girls are coming to you from New Orleans with MTV Girl Code’s CARLY AQUILINO to chat...

On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked we're talking all about PLASTIC SURGERY! So many people have very passionate opinions about aesthetic enhancement, but what do they actually know about it? Corinne & Krystyna sit down with two fellow female comics -- SYDNEE WASHINGTON & MADISON MALLOY -- who have breast implants to get the truth about plastic surgery from the first doctor's visit to the emotional changes associated with physically altering your appearance to the reaction from...

OH MY FUCKING FUCK IT'S #GUYSWEFUCKED DAY!! Start twisting your nips and feel that tingle down under because we are about to give you three great pieces of news!! You'll have to listen to find out what those are, but you should listen anyway because you'll learn imp. stuff like why it's ok to "just" want to be a housewife and how to handle inappropriate texts from a prospective employer. On this week's episode, co-hosts CORINNE FISHER & KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON sit down with comedian/ultimate...

HEEEEEY! Welcome to another episode of #GuysWeFucked! On this week's edition, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian and Inside Amy Schumer writer MIKE LAWRENCE to talk about dating someone for a ruhl long time without fucking them, jerking off to Marvel characters, how to eat someone out through her jeans, getting the fuck out of Florida, proposing in front of the fam, buying tampons for your wife, and CrazyBlindDate.com (it's a thing). PLUS: Is reaching out to your...

REST IN PEACE, HANDE KADER

TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! There are a lot of things we COULD say about today's episode. There a lot of things we maybe SHOULD say about today's episode. But, trust us, you really just need to LISTEN to today's episode featuring comic MS. PAT. Healthcare for your pussy talk? CHECK! Dick is delicious talk? CHECK! Shooting talk? CHECK, CHECK! Fucking in the graveyard check? ABSOLUTELY NOT. PLUS:...

So, your boyfriend has a vagina? On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian KATIE HANNIGAN to chat about growing up in the Midwest with all the facts about the birds and the bees, how to properly flirt with your Astronomy professor, some little-known facts about short guys (you see what we did there?), a hairy first date with a surgeon, and losing your butt virginity. Plus, the girls check to make sure Katie knows she's hot AND a disturbingly honest...