Location:
United States
Networks:
Rogers Sports & Media
Description:
The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
Language:
English
Episodes
Garner is Going Through a Breakup
3/27/2025
Garner is going through a major break up... with his landline phone. And we learn about prison food!
Duration:00:23:49
Uh Oh, We Work With a Karen
3/26/2025
We return to the Simple Pleasures Dojo, and find out we work with a Karen. Our music director Brandy Taylor made a complaint to Hungry Man after they forgot the stuffing in her turkey dinner... So we talk about the things you got for free after making a complaint.
Duration:00:25:04
DNA Test Reveals Your Family Secrets
3/25/2025
23 and Me is going under, so what family secrets did you find out about after a DNA test? Also, Garner has an idea for a brother-sister-romance Hallmark movie... and we step into the Simple Pleasures Dojo
Duration:00:16:49
Come to Our Meat Draw!
3/24/2025
We're having a meat draw! Telling stories of strangers overstaying their welcome, organizational triumphs, poop earrings, and what do to while someone is working in your house.
Duration:00:20:38
Your Streaks
3/21/2025
Do you have a hot streak on the go? Is it a couple of Big Macs every day for years and years?
Duration:00:11:02
Worst Picture You've Ever Seen
3/20/2025
What's the worst picture someone has ever sent you without warning? Also, it's International Happiness Day, so we somehow started talking about the best movie soundtracks of all time.
Duration:00:26:14
Top 5 Divorced Dad Rock Songs
3/19/2025
We continue talking about that time you lent something to someone and they NEVER get it back. And we countdown to Top 5 Divorced Dad Rock Songs... because it looks like Justin Trudeau could use them after posting a photo of him shopping at Canadian Tire with major divorced dad vibes.
Duration:00:20:30
How Do You Ask Someone to Return An Engagement Ring!?
3/18/2025
France wants the Statue of Liberty back from The States... so we talk about the time you had to awkwardly ask someone to give something back... including engagement rings. And how do you show off Edmonton when people come to visit?
Duration:00:25:47
Life's Simple Pleasures
3/17/2025
What are some of life's simple pleasures? We chat St. Patrick's Day, and some more of your irrational fears too
Duration:00:17:44
What's Your Irrational Fear?
3/14/2025
What's your irrational fear? Maybe it should be a delivery driver crashing through the front of your house... because that almost happened to Taylor last night.
Duration:00:26:45
Garner Confesses to a Crime
3/13/2025
It's a very important episode of the Garner Andrews Show Podcast for Good Samaritan Day, he confesses to a crime from his youth, and we try to figure out what happens if you win a prize and get the "skill testing question" wrong.
Duration:00:14:14
How Do You Sleep At Night
3/12/2025
There's a new trend called "Sleepmaxxing" where people have elaborate bedtime routines, trying to get the best sleep possible... so what does your bedtime routine look like? And Garner shames Taylor for his dental hygiene.
Duration:00:21:59
Does Garner Need a Cough Syrup Intervention?
3/11/2025
How many days after your sick are you still allowed to take cough syrup to sleep? What do you have way too much of at home? And did you celebrate Canadian Tuxedo Tuesday!?
Duration:00:25:02
How Are You Overcomplicating Your Life?
3/10/2025
Who do you think has the most unread emails on their phone? Garner or Taylor? We chat about the ways your life is overly complicated... and hopefully help you make things a bit simpler.
Duration:00:31:37
Chantal Asks Garner About Lady Things, and What's Your Dream Room Look Like?
3/7/2025
The jackpot for SONiC's $40,000 Mystery Word is getting HUGE, so we start fantasizing about turning one room in your house, into the ultimate theme room. What would you build? Garner is going nautical, and Taylor wants a Tiki bar. Plus, Chantal asks Garner questions about Lady Things for International Women's Day and it does not go well.
Duration:00:27:36
Top 5 Ways To Be More Canadian
3/6/2025
Taylor's back with another Top 5 List... this time, how to be more Canadian, and can you guess who on the show has never peed in the shower?
Duration:00:22:22
Funeral Songs, Crib Hands, and Lost Money
3/5/2025
We're all over the place today... talking about what songs you want to hear at your funeral, Garner doesn't give Taylor enough credit for a big accomplishment, and we talk about the most valuable thing you've ever lost
Duration:00:29:21
You Should Be Doing THIS Alone
3/4/2025
Garner has a PHD in doing things alone, and thinks you should give it a try. Plus we chat tariffs and Dolly Parton
Duration:00:27:23
Is Garner OK?
3/3/2025
Garner's diet went off the rails this weekend... and it sounds like he's not the only one. We talk the McDonald's McDavid's re-brand, menu anxiety, and check in on each other to make sure we're all doing ok.
Duration:00:21:59
Places You Shouldn't Wear Sweatpants, Top 5 Oscars, and Beer
2/28/2025
It's a full Friday show! Taylor counts down the Top 5 Oscars, and you have a lot of thoughts. Garner tells you where you should and shouldn't wear sweatpants, and we talk about beer and parenthood.
Duration:00:33:37
