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Two Chunks And A Hunk

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Two Chunks And A Hunk is a movie podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter muse about movies, and they hope it's appealing to mostly everybody. Listen on Mondays as they play movie-related games (most of which they are very bad at) and on Tuesdays as they rate films according to the Scientific Cinema Scale (a rating system of their own design which they insist is flawless).

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United States

Description:

Two Chunks And A Hunk is a movie podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter muse about movies, and they hope it's appealing to mostly everybody. Listen on Mondays as they play movie-related games (most of which they are very bad at) and on Tuesdays as they rate films according to the Scientific Cinema Scale (a rating system of their own design which they insist is flawless).

Twitter:

@twochunks

Language:

English


Episodes

Diagnosis: Disney Adult

2/20/2024
What do you do when one of your friends asks you if they're a Disney Adult? How would you respond? Would you make a podcast about it? We would, for sure. YOB HO everyone. In this episode: pretty much just the Disney Adult thing Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:00:52:01

Hyperfixation Station

2/13/2024
All abooooaaaaard! We're taking the fast train to Hyperfixation Station, at the corner of Manic and Obsessive! Next stop — a short period of intense obsession followed by an inexplicable and unpredictable interest crash! Should be fun! In this episode: TCMC (pronounced "Teach Meakle"), Surprise Sequels, The Sellavator, Hyperfixation Station, Drag Race Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:00:51:25

Oscar Nami Podcast

2/6/2024
It's our first fresh episode of 2024 and we've got Oscar nominations! A new original character to add to our illustrious menagerie! A Box Office Ball live draft! A swing and a miss at one of the easiest to pronounce names in show business! A shockingly good Elvis impression! In this episode: Oscar Nominations Breakdown, Box Office Ball Update Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:00:53:56

Back To The Future Part III

2/1/2024
It was the best of times, it was the cowboyest of times. Join your Podboys and special guest Fake Pat Buttram for Back To Future Part III. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all their essential nutrients, and this was Carter's first time watching this series and we're all really proud of him for being so brave. We'll be back next time with a freshly recorded episode! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:00:49:14

Back To The Future Part II

1/23/2024
They shoulda called it Back To The Twoture, but it turns out Rob Zemeckis didn't ask us. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all their essential nutrients, and this was Carter's first time watching this series and we're all really proud of him for being so brave. We'll be back in February with newly recorded episodes! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:00:56:17

Back To The Future

1/16/2024
Time is now, and the present is where we are. This is obvious. It is the future of the past and it is the past of the future. If only there was some way to travel these realms. To stride across the sands of time, to become the very master of the hourglass. To truly claim for yourself the distinction of being the One For Whom No Second Shall Pass. Best we can do is this weird old car. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all their essential nutrients, and this was Carter's first time watching this series and we're all really proud of him for being so brave. We'll be back in February with newly recorded episodes! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:00:59:35

Genrun / The Santa Summit

12/22/2023
It's not pronounced Genrun. Not Genrun either. No, you pronounce it Genrun. And there's not a good way to spell it. But sometimes words look different than they sound. Like "Genrun". Or "jaguar". Welcome to week three of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the Hallmark movie Doz picked for Carter, The Santa Summit. In this episode: Crystal Ball Predictions For 2024, Genrun, The Santa Summit Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:04:19

Jammy Rodge / Candy Cane Lane

12/12/2023
'Ello govs an' welcom' to auh podcast'! We've got' a great' show for yau today and we think yau'll enjoi it. We're talking abaut' all the top British basketbaullahs as well as the new Eddi' Murphy movi' Candy Can' Lan'. And auh accents are normal and good. Almost' lik' a real person would' speak'. Welcome to week two of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Jordan picked for Doz, Candy Cane Lane. In this episode: British Basketballers, Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit, Candy Cane Lane Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:10:48

Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped / A Biltmore Christmas

12/5/2023
We're back on our Hallmark grind and this one was....good?!? Like, we actually liked it? It must be a Christmas miracle. Welcome to week one of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Carter picked for Jordan, A Biltmore Christmas. In this episode: Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped, Furiosa Trailer Reactions, That's A Cornah, A Biltmore Christmas Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:10:51

Prayers Up For Gator Queen Liz / Spirited Away

11/28/2023
You know how sometimes you're recording a podcast episode with your friends and then you remember about how Gator Queen Liz exists so you Google her and then find out she got fired from Swamp People but she's staying strong and releases a statement assuring her fans that she still believes in Louisiana and then you go on her Facebook and you see a picture of some storm clouds rolling in and then scroll a little farther to see her ugly tomato harvest? Is that just like, an "us" thing? Happy ThanksGhibling! We're Ghibling Thanks all November long and this week, it's Spirited Away! In this episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Extra Credit, Spirited Away Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:10:28

Strike Is Over! / Howl's Moving Castle

11/21/2023
It's been a minute since we talked movie news (thanks corpos), but today we're returning to the wacky and wild world of Hollyweird and Blind Ranking all the things we couldn't talk about for the duration of the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike. And yes, we do talk about him. The One Who Was Chosen by some dark god to give speech to the lasagna cat. The Many-Voiced Man, Christopher Michael Pratt. Happy ThanksGhibling! We're Ghibling Thanks all November long and this week, it's Howl's Moving Castle! In this episode: Blind Ranking Everything We Couldn't During The Strike, Howl's Moving Castle Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:08:53

Shadowcast 14: Our Deep Embarrassment / Castle In The Sky

11/14/2023
They say you can't truly begin to know yourself until you've become deeply embarrassed of who you are and the things you've done. It's been a while since we've listened, but surely we can find something to deeply embarrass ourselves somewhere in the past half-decade of podcast episodes. Who knows? Maybe we're even embarrassed of this episode right here. Happy ThanksGhibling! Today, we Ghibl thanks because The Strike is over! We're celebrating ThanksGhibling all November long and this week, it's Castle In The Sky! In this episode: We Must Become Deeply Embarrassed, Live Action Zelda, Nikstlitslepmur, Castle In The Sky Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:01:12

Shadowcast 13: Chili's-O-Meter / Princess Mononoke

11/7/2023
This episode is so juicy, you'll think you're biting into one of Chili's® signature Big Mouth Burgers®. It's so flavorful, you'll swear you must be enjoying the savory Southwestern Eggrolls, the mouthwatering Honey-Chipotle Chicken Crispers®, and the delectable Big Mouth® Bites of a Chili's® Triple Dipper™ Appetizer. You'll enjoy it so much, you'll feel like you've been sipping on a Presidente Margarita®. Basically, you'll feel like you're at Chili's®. And we're just a humble podcast, but we think there's no better place you could be. Also, does anyone know a good email address for Chili's®? You think they'd pay us for this one? The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is celebrating ThanksGhibling all November long! This week: Princess Mononoke! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks. In this episode: MCUBlues, A Star Was Born, That's A Cornah, Chili's®-O-Meter, Princess Mononoke Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:23:40

Shadowcast 12: Who Knows Who Let The Dogs Out? / The Babadook

10/31/2023
Life is full of seemingly unanswerable questions, and in the year 2000, at the dawn of the new millennium, the wise Men of Baha posed perhaps the greatest, most unanswerable question of them all. Who, indeed, did let out the dogs? Was it perhaps a child or teen, carelessly leaving the gate to the backyard unlocked? A vengeful ex-lover making one last desperate attempt to cause pain? Was it the dogs themselves, pining for a life not defined by their imprisonment but instead by freedom? Thanks to today's episode, we're now one step closer to finding out. Yippie-yi-yoh. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: The Babadook! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks. In this episode: Rank You Very Much, That's A Cornah, The Babadook Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:06:54

Shadowcast 11: Haunt Ones / The Wailing

10/24/2023
Hey what's going on everybody? For Two Chunks And A Hunk we're Jordan, Doz, and Carter, and you're listening to Haunt Ones — it's the show with scary movies and even scarier wings, and today we're joined by The Wailing, though we don't understand it. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: The Wailing! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks. In This Episode: Haunt Ones, The Wailing Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:14:00

Shadowcast 10: The Curse Of The Wampyre / Let The Right One In

10/17/2023
Don't look behind you. Hey! We said don't! Eyes on us! Good. Now, listen carefully. There's an extremely dangerous wampyre right behind you and he wants to drink you up like a Capri Sun. It's gonna be bad. You thought we could help you? What, like we're more powerful than a wampyre? As if. Our only hope is for someone to find this footage and release it in a theater as a real movie. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: Let The Right One In! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks. In This Episode: Extra Credit, More Wampyres Than You Can Shake A Stick At, Rumpelstiltskin, Found Footage, Let The Right One In Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:02:02

Shadowcast 09: What Animal Can We "Jaws"? / Raw

10/10/2023
Why has nobody tried to "Jaws" other animals? Like, the next big movie monster already exists, and it's probably on display at a zoo right now. It seems crazy to us that we're the first to try this, but we guess we better get used to being on the cutting edge of zoological horror with episodes full of great and unique ideas like this one. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: Raw! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks. In this episode: Synops-Us, What Animal Can We "Jaws"?, Raw Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:08:21

Shadowcast 08: Ringu

10/3/2023
Can you feel that chill in the air? The crisp kiss of autumn reminding you that the year is drawing to a close? The almost imperceptible feeling of terror? The certainty that there is a ghost, ghoul, or ghoblin lurking just outside the edges of your vision? The cobwebs in the eaves of your soul? The rhythmic chanting of the damned ringing in your ears? The carrion crows circling above, ever patient, ever hungry, watching for you to take one wrong step? Us too. Probably because it's finally Chunktober. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: Ringu! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks. In this episode: Strike Is (Sort Of) Over, A Star Was Born, New Golden Globes Category, Ringu Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:06:26

Shadowcast 07: Suzanne Collins For President

9/26/2023
We don't want to get too political, but we have strong opinions about who the next president of the United States of America should be. Who else has the power to write The Hunger Games books and films and probably laws too? Who else could turn their vast experience autographing The Hunger Games books into the very presidential skill of signing bills into law? Who else has experience dealing with very real and pressing issues, like deciding whether Katniss should end up with Gale or Peeta, or solving the climate crisis? Honestly, we're starting to think Suzanne Collins is the only responsible option. In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, That's A Cornah, First Loves, Synops-Us, Pop Princess Power Anthems Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:02:01

Shadowcast 06: The Bad Guys

9/19/2023
THE BAD GUYS. IT'S THE BAD GUYS. BAD. GUYS. You know, right? The Bad Guys. Jason Momoa's most famous movie. It's the guys. And they're bad. And they got our heart pace goin' faster. Just trust us. It's real. In this episode: Blind Ranking Cats, Extra Scary (Scary Version), Three Banes, Sellevator, MCU Visual Effects Union, Scientific Stuff Scaling Candy Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Duration:01:07:14