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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Location:

Eagle Mountain, UT

Networks:

Frogpants

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Language:

English

Contact:

801-770-4244


Episodes
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TMS 2635: Suspicious Gravy

4/23/2024
The Whorehouse Club. I'll never Passover A Cheesecake. Hootie & The Bacon Reference. Is today a day, 'cause I like really want to know. One last wash before Vegas. Died of TMB: Too Many Birthdays. Kirkland Gold. Portugal The Man, the group from Alaska. Your Sandwich Was A Holocaust. Podcaster with the Biggest Unit. The Saxaphone Genre. Dip it!! Parasocial Internet Uncles. George Straight of what state? I'll be in my room, polishing my ring, with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:23:40

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TMS 2634: The Temu Bellagio

4/22/2024
He Died Monet-less. It's All Clothes & Lady Shit. Rose Gold On Air Light. Watter Fountain. It's A Fancy Bag. Palindromic and Nutty. Hiking Boy Fatty. An Innocuous Little Fart of a Movie. These Are Not The Fountain Drinks You're Looking For. shirtless dads holding babies. It's Dig Dug Week. I wanna see the rear view. There Are THREE Camels. Being nearly car murdered with Dunaway. Proving Children Horribly Wrong with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:33:24

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TMS 2633: All I Heard Was Spanish Yelling

4/17/2024
I Don't Give Two Chits About You Meeple. You're Dead, Go Sit In The Corner. Diamond Pants Babies. Showy McShowFace. The Smell Of The Irish. Sorry, It's A Long One. Donny the slack jawed yokel. Bull Scrotum Dice Cup. Grubby Fingered Chiclet. No time for timer. Doing the Top Hat. I thought about tweezers once. Brian Ibbott, Tax Attorney. I don't like cryptocurrenceeeeeeee, with Tom. Book Him Dano, Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:48:50

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The MONDAY Show 11: The Aftermath of Raynor's Sin

4/16/2024
Today is all about cooking things poorly, getting mom back home, and getting free tattoos when your artist screws up, and then a BIG catch up on your texts and emails and calls! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:58:00

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TMS 2632: Beer Pulp

4/16/2024
You can have a little esque. As a treat. Keep the Hairy Part. Imma Go Twist An Oreo. Clunky Pixel Font. Glock is Extra. Feces of Death. Coy Oat. Cancelled For Backbiting. Crunching the Onions. Pale Ale Fail. Does ANYONE Know The Price Of Stamps, 'Coz I REEEEALLY Want To Know! Getting Funky In The Clip Clop. The Best Defence Is A Strong Stench. Why Make a New Place Smell Like Poo? Blame Dave. Ibb-uprofen with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:36:02

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TMS 2631: Scaredy Tax

4/15/2024
Foaling for Boof. Have I Done My Taxes Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... Sell The Cats, Lease The Basement. This episode is a business expense. Ol One Sock Johnson. No Carol Channing, NO ERNEST BORGNINE, and NO LT. YAR! Salami Jeans. Grandma got run over by the slip-n-slide. Dirty Dirt Sand Pile. Boot-Cut Salami. Turns out the key to success is plagiarism. No Prom Dunaway. I'm into chonky veggies. Don't Mainline Apple Pie. Tyrannosaurous President. What Color Are Robin's Thight Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:24:18

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TMS 2630: Snip N Shake

4/11/2024
Ted Bundy's This And That. Mitzula-Approved Zones. He died of being 114. We're All Tired Of Bono. Not Worth The Waint. Stare at your hands and don't puke. Girth Quake. Coronal Mass Ejaculations. Scape Goatee. I'll Giggle It! You Get NO Privacy, NO Grace And NO LT YAR! A Comic Book is a Comic Book is a Comic Book. Resident Canucklehead. Blurry Shark Nerd Nerd Ferfert Ferfert. In The Drawer The Whole Time With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:37:03

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TMS 2629: Alice Doesn't Live Any More!

4/10/2024
Showbot was down with Tom, Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:58:06

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TMS 2628: Hell Toupee

4/9/2024
I Don't Lyft For Fun Bro. Nun of the Nudity. You Lost Me At Cowboy. Moretets Lipsmack. Red On-Air Arms. Not Chechnya's Tempo. All Up in the Good Wife. Babies smell like what we dip them in. Isn't there a Cowboy named Space something? Ramazan whoah black Betty! Why do my eyes hurt, 'cause I like really want to know... Frankensteins, Werewolves, and Shit, Oh My! Lance Bass Residency. Did they Gleam the Cube. Luscious Beards with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:28:36

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TMS 2627: Sniffin' Baby Brains

4/8/2024
Total Eclipse Of The Nerd. West Wing Bitch Face. Largest Prime Rip Pooped Out By A Man On An Island... w Dunaway. I Don't Have STDs. It puts the lotion on the book. This book is made of people! Nothing to see here ... Anymore. Death Metal Circus. Going Going Gon...orrhoea. Beck's still doing shit. Sound of Mucus. New baby smell. Space Nuggets. It's Arbor Day Charlie Brown. It's Very Massive With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:24:35

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TMS 2626: Follow me on Centigram

4/4/2024
Scott Does Pot Math. weirdly porous. Prison Toilet Cosplay. One-Eyed Willy's Hotdog Water. 12 Chickens per Beaver Tail. Ugly Muffins. Char My Dog. A DanDecaGram. Factoring the Crap Outta Polynomials. A nice digestive biscuit. Unfathomably Bored. You're An Asshole Charlie Brown. Rusty Trumpet. Bono Doesn't Owe You an Apology. Forgetting To Be Tired with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:45:18

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TMS 2625: Drunk Call Tuesday

4/2/2024
Living La Vida Dog Poop. Nether Piercings in the Wind. Back to the Uterus with you Jimmy. We're Gonna Need a Bigger Head. Liftin' & Whiffin'. I pick up the poo, and you should too! Whatcha Drinkin'? Whatcha Playin'? Does Buttered Toast Fall Face Down Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. The Bradley Cooper you ordered on Wish. No Show Tomorrow. Shaking the poo sausage. An Orphan Farm Boy Kisses His Sister. Flippity Ibbott. Call of Duty: Merlot Warfare. IT'S NOT A TRAP! w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:43:01

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TMS 2624: Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree

4/1/2024
Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree. Watery Willy. Spice Girl Spice Weasel. Kids with Sledgehammers. Futurama Fauna. Poplar's Not Popular. It's April Fools, unfortunately. Godzilla Math Problem. Prudish Pyramid. I Mixed The Sausage In With The Biscuits... If You Know What I Mean. Baku Baku. TMS: Not Biblically Accurate. Those Saucy Koreans. The Square Root Of Kong. They Might Be Cunning Linguists. The Fairly Interesting X-Men with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:20:55

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TMS 2623: Infinity Nuggets

3/28/2024
A Pocket Full Of Whoa. HOA Narcs. Managed Fascism. CakeShake. Squircle. That's too much number! Is this normal? HarKOnan the Barbarian. Pete Best Spice. Girls with giant eyes. Always check your grilled cheese. Navigational Nomenclature. Post Sphere Farts. 31 days until Vegas. Dating a Hardware Store with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:43:55

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TMS 2622: Incompatible Soap

3/27/2024
Bobby Frankensoap. Patrick Beiger. I don't like Sexy Beeeees! Does it throb. It'd Be Really Cool If It Did. Corban Dallas Multiverse. Roster Poser. We Know Nothing About Luna Snow. White On Air Light. Winning Prizes Nobody Wants. No More Mr Rice Guy. Glider the 90s Flappy Bird. Today's Episode of TMS is NOT Sponsored By Philips. Golden Bum. The Following Tech Time is Brought to You With Limited Commercial Interruption, With Tom. No Cap in the Skibitty Toilet With Randy and Nicole.and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:55:24

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TMS 2621: Toilet Epiphany

3/26/2024
Nuts on bark. You'll get no Punished Props, No second half of the show, and NO LT. YAR! She's Legs All The Way Down... And To The Left. Indiana Jones and the Frisbee of Doom. The Lotion On the Skin Guy. I've seen a fat kid get shot with some bullets. It's Time To Watch Goonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. AI art is like porn. You know it when you see it. Let us Snopes that for Ya. Sugar-free Sugary Things. Ten Easy Payments of 175 Million. Tomorrow's show will be normal. Once you get into the box you can suitcase that stuff up. It hit me whilst on the toilet. Bill's Making Farts and less on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:59:47

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TMS 2620: Dickelodeon

3/25/2024
Somewhere Over the Lemon. Nmenomenic, Do doo dee doodoo. Pumba of the Planet of the Crystal Empire Richards. Richard Skull. Leg-Salad Sandwich. Barometric pressure, pushing down on me, pushing down on you. In Olive Garden no one can hear your family. They Buried The Cannibalism. Two Girls, One Cup, Zero Plot. You get NO Issues, NO Pause & NO Lt Yar! Soap Nâ Slide. Fly around the cheese. Your Body's A Barometer. The police are calling for Brian. Coddle Your Damn Eggs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:28:08

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TMS 2619: Snorehammer 40K

3/21/2024
Use the Fork, Phoebe. M3GAN Starter Kit. Posable Creepy Kid. Inaudible Audible. Ballerina At Ball Arena. The Alien Head Kid. Brian's Bucket-List Of Bands. Close Encounters of the Mannequin Kind. Terrestrial Extras. Nobody Likes A Big Stink. Boas In The Air Vents. 4K Monitor Lizard. Caught Red Pand-ed. Oh Good They Aren't Following Us. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Genocide with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:43:04

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TMS 2618: Jerky Jorts

3/20/2024
Passive Aggressive Income. Garbage Can Jessie. Where's Our Tit? We don't have Buck-EEEEEEEEEEEs. Strong enough for a man but made for Peter Dinklage. Least offensive chocolate. Reecie Piecies for you Birfday with Dunaway. Kim Makes Her Cookies with Extra Gluten. Cookies in the Street. Two Mentions of Dune Per Episode. Jerk Your Nugs. Conan the Dairy Queen. Just Remember, It's All Your Fault. The Art of Tao with Tom. All in the Furiosa with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:02:05:18

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TMS 2617: 24 Karat Kid

3/19/2024
I'd use Bunny Ears but it Upsets the Rabbits. Life After Dookie. When I was Seventeen, I Made a Chi Chi T-Shirt. I dont' like to miss TV when I PEEEEEE. Briansplaining Fish. Name another guy from Dire Straits YOU CAN'T. Mark Knopfler runs Barter Town. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN! That's Where My Legs Go. Putting Hair on George. Trivia for Cartwright? Four? Dun Fiddy. Muadib Alarm. I Want My MTV (I don't like bees). There Is No Game, Only Zuul with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:26:06