
The Morning Stream
Frogpants
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Location:
Eagle Mountain, UT
Networks:
Frogpants
Description:
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Twitter:
@morningstream
Language:
English
Contact:
801-770-4244
Website:
http://frogpants.com/
Episodes
TMS 2797: A Distant Turd
3/20/2025
Found a Vein, You Probably Think This Blood is About You. Barely Food. Can I Have That Black Crayon Now. Sloan Malone Ramone. Real Ibbotts Do Wear Plaid. In Tolbert We Trust. The Sedona doughnut. Nillanananutters. Crunchy Hornets. Fig Newton of your Imagination. No sugar, no flies and no Lt. Yar!!! Turtle Shell jock strap. Gimme the Harley phlebotomist. The dog went to live on a farm upstate... where they shot him. Yay, Dog Heaven with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:41:39
TMS 2796: Beef Oven
3/19/2025
Pirating Orange Theory. Crabbage in the Cock Pot. Blow it Off Your Hand. Willy Wonka With His Pants Down. Chicken Nazi. Don't say whole lightly. Vulva Vibe. The Wood Is Good. Fast lane squatting. Eggquinox. A Bit Of A Burpie. Ohhh, Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Middle People! Show Me Meatloaf. Doing Hot Tom Things With Tom. Dance Monkey, Dance with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:52:57
TMS 2795: Cow Hums It
3/18/2025
Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread Virgin. The iPod Mork, Nano Nano. How Come We Say How Come? Haunted by clowns. Successfully disappointing. Climbing Brian Head. Texas has a strong personality. I Like Big Ass Burritos and I Cannot Lie. Dan Has all the cards and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:20:39
TMS 2794: Shirtless Irish
3/17/2025
Dirty Messy Leprechauns. Where do you go to buy a shirt in Ireland? Green Eggs and Bacon. Too many Culkins. Fish Heads On Film. The Fert Corvette. Pimpmobile Baybeeeee. Holy Cow! That's Paxton? Forgive Me Father For I Have Not Been Physical. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Tandy 2 5 5. Sure it wasn't a wooly elk? You Stole My Sex Move. Smells like old people. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Distribution So Complicated with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:41:52
TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia
3/13/2025
Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For Clare. Getting the Light at both ends. It's Neither A Pap Nor A Smear... DISCUSS! Men are wusses, women are awesome. The moment I said COW! Manipulabubble. Can't talk, more coffee. In the name of 2025. Yank it and be done the first time! LEAVE RICK ASTLEY ALONE and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:05:48
TMS 2792: Ketchup is Just Tomato Pudding
3/12/2025
Camel Toe Meat Pies. Childhood Fart. We Have to Go Baaaaaaaack with Dunaway. Foreign and Gross. Wafted With My Poo Air. Check your Scobies. Pillsbury Weiner Wraps. Why am I drippings vith Jus? X is for X Files. MacGuyver Gum. Moose and Elk and Moose and Elk. Poor kid getting my wind. We just sat back and let the wookie win. Tomato Pudding with Tom. Watching a Recommental with Your Nurse with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:02:05:43
TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed
3/11/2025
Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey Mike's From My House. Looks Like You Need Help...Out of My Car. YEAAAAAAAAAH!!! Potbelly Sub in my Belly. Thanks For The Early Poke. Friendly, but firm. Large Tub Orange Jello. All Airplane Movies Look the Same. Entering your warp zone. Mopping Up Ruffians with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:29:06
TMS 2790: Elk Not Wanted
3/6/2025
Batman Nipple Guy. The Dick Van Dyke of Accents. Fubby McGubby. Soakin' in Science. Boat Scrote. No Hands, No Lungs and No Lt. Yar. Toast your Digital Buns. IQ might be his lowest extremity. Cool Teeth. I have relatives in Estes Park. Good guess: itâs wrong but itâs a good guess. The Paul Hogan of British Accents. Cockney, but not 'Enry 'Iggins Cockney. Pre'y Moun'ains. Magic Naps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:48:56
TMS 2789: One Hot Wonder
3/5/2025
Sausage in a condom. Bouncy boob anime girl. F-U-F-Ball. Walking series of tubes. I like cockneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Blue Dabba Doo. Notes to the Left. Conan O'Barbarian. Eat the Check! Holding On To a Pedro. Show me bitch. TWINK CHALAMET!! The Sony Vel-Vita. Unplugged with Tom. Eating a frog off the backend of a horse with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:57:36
TMS 2788: Ignore a Moose
3/4/2025
Nipple Clips! Gandalf the High. Eye-Rony. Does my Tuesday make me look Fat? The Trivia Must Flow! Big Long Bongers. Second Floyd. BSGs: Bland, Seasonless Grits. No Cracker All Barrell. Robocop Sanders. TMS sponsored by KFC now in Texas. You Had Me at Fish Piss. Freeze Frame Ending. I like green faireeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Dragons and Bastards with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:23:28
TMS 2787: Floater Bones
3/3/2025
Googly looking weirdo. Idiot Idiom. Six million dollar mom. Vaguely racist, but I don't know how. Broken Nose Specialist. A Whole Lotta Nekkid Goin' On. See you Soup. Crossing The International Punchline. I Don't Like Food That's Chineeeeeeeeeeese. Because When You're Here, You're White. A Perfect Read of a Terrible Write. Never turn down a wedge. Catheter talk. Oscar Baited. Whenever someone learns something, Bobby's hair grows 2 inches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:38:24
TMS 2786: Recliney Bike
2/26/2025
Minigolfers Assemble. I'm the king of the Swingers all, the golfing VIP. He's not the Floyd the Barber we deserve, but he's the Floyd the Barber we get. Rest Stop Dominance. No country for tall old people. We Are All Chode Butter. Eating Two or Three Sleeves. New Fangled Touch-Tone Telephones. 28 Jackals Later. I Don't Like Dead Sean Beeeeeeeeeean. Ignoramus? wasn't his dad in Ghostbusters? No one wants to watch M Bison play Team Fortress. I Took An Anchor to the Face. There's a New App For That with Tom. De-Karen the Paragraph with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:02:09:00
TMS 2785: Dowsing the Chilli
2/25/2025
These TMS Vegas Prices are INSAAAAANE. They Really Hurt When You Put Them In. Swag Bag Mule. Fibrous Soda. SLAPPIN GLOVERS BALLS. Slow bullet she wrote. What Happens in Vegas is Happening in Vegas. That's My Tongue. Sodamucil. Who's That Pokemon? Warlock stains. Blubber from Nintendo 64. Judge Brain. I like games of Cheeeeeeeese. Hairless Cask Hole. The Eyes Have It with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:32:54
TMS 2784: Baby Spit Rice
2/24/2025
YOU TOO TALL. Flirting with the Kabob Guy. Zipper Major. Swagtastic. Fartgas In The Bar Car. In the Poo Pipe. A Brevity of Dunaways. Taiwan the Cheese Doodle. Can-a-Sherpa. Nipple high Asian lady. Yeastie Boys. YOU CAN EAT CHEWED RICE. Poncho certified. Nakatomi air vents. Making Comics Takes Blood, Sweat and Tears, But Mostly Blood, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:37:03
TMS 2783: Skull Tunnels
2/20/2025
The Small Ones Are Hard. I'm Nicholas Longform. Coming off the bone weird. Licensed Cork Dork. Extending Your Straw with Age. Earthy Toad of a Mushroom. Never Too Soon for a Dandruff Sandwich. A Little Vinyl and A Free Hotel Room. Tastes Like Dark Purple. You Had Your Ovary Thing. Edward Steroidhands. Cherries Are Red, Cherries Are Supposed To Be Red. Carter, but without the stem. The Marble Problem. Hiigh Anxietyy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:02:02:13
TMS 2782: Put a Corp in it
2/19/2025
A box of uselessness. Mom's Berfday. 3 wick fart candle. Running Man Corp. Jeff Spicoli DDS. Chief McDreamy. Y'allternative. All disembodied hands meeting. Dillweed and Monkeyguts. You down with OCP? Gownless evening strap. I'd Watch He-Woman. I'll Be at the Roundabout. Toblerphones with Tom. Getting Used To the Cinnamon Stick w/ Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:57:51
TMS 2781: Beatle Fight!
2/18/2025
Unfortunately I do not have an episode title within the provided guidelines. No Sleep Til Crowning. Catholic handcuffs. I don't like Beards of Beeeeeeees. A Faux pas and a Fupa. Chubby Broccoli Soup. Arrested in Pope Town. PEACE AND LOVE. Horrifying Ladybug Wingspan. Corn-Based Chippage. I Enjoy Cold Sushiiiiiiiiii. Won't You Consider The Worm? That fish has six fingers! Simple Pimple Dimple. JERK! with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:15:09
TMS 2780: Brave Nude World
2/17/2025
Full Frontal Ford. 2% chance of having six fingers. Nice, Supple Rubber. Grover The first Muppet President. Old Trinos. Mayor is a Democat. Nachos in a bag. PostageStampJr.com. Size of a Mexican Villa. Brian Ibbott Movie Goer and Gambler Man. You've Won the Jug! Chevy Blazar. Adolf Grover. Isn't there a Spiderman Film Called Something Home? Making Stuff Scientifically with Bill/Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:37:55
TMS 2779: Beige on Air Light
2/12/2025
Unexpected Horseradishing. Oh No! Where Did I Park My Phone?! Dropping Bombs Like a TIE Fighter. Craftsman Wounds vs Dumbass Wounds. Mom's Sewing Scissors Are Sacred. Cockpit toobs. What are you a HOBO? Bean juice in my cuts. A Broken President is Right Twice a Term. Frogpants Transparency Office. Badass vs Stupid. They only knew the doot doot. Nickel For Your Thoughts. Migration, All I've Ever Wanted with Tom. The Spag does not want to Go Low with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:02:19:35
TMS 2778: Great Gum Pockets!
2/11/2025
AutoKarenPhobia. Missi-friggin-sippi. Can you check my pockets? Scoot McAffleck. The Shampoo Debate. Dip your Poodle. Puzzle Pint Go Bag. Born with Flouride Suckers in Their Mouths. I just doxxed Lyfteeeeees. Brian of the Nice Face. Unexpected Olive Oil. Show Me the Moneys. Get for content pissed. So, you've got this zombie tooth. What the Fuqua with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:26:51