Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) The YouTube comments still aren't sure if Mike looks at the spreads. (8:15) TNF: Steelers at Browns (14:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Chiefs at Panthers (17:35) Vikings at Bears (22:20) Titans at Texans (24:25) Lions at Colts (29:35) Patriots at Dolphins (32:45) Buccaneers at Giants (36:30) Cowboys at Commanders (42:20) SUNDAY LATE: Broncos at Raiders (45:25) 49ers at Packers (48:35) Cardinals at Seahawks (52:05) SNF: Eagles at Rams (54:35) MNF: Ravens at Chargers (57:35) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) It's Episode 666! Uh oh... (2:40) Jets fire Joe Douglas (8:15) #1 Steelers D grounds Ravens offense (29:05) #2 Chargers D bends (& breaks?) vs Bengals (42:30) DraftKings AFC Playoff Odds for Non-Division Leaders (46:10) #3 Josh Allen & Bills best Chiefs D (56:20) #4 Under-Talked About Jeopardy! (1:02:20) #5 Bo Nix hitting his stride (1:07:00) #6 Ahmed’s Week 12 Buzz Watch

(0:00) "I'll predict that the Chargers hang on to win this game" (2:55) Bills def. Chiefs 30-21 (14:45) Steelers def. Ravens 18-16 (21:25) Packers def. Bears 20-19 (27:15) Seahawks def. 49ers 20-17 (33:20) Lions def. Jaguars 52-6 (39:30) Broncos def. Falcons 38-6 (45:25) Vikings def. Titans 23-13 (Give Me The Headlines) (48:50) Rams def. Patriots 28-22 (Give Me The Headlines) (53:05) Colts def. Jets 28-27 (57:30) Dolphins def. Raiders 34-19 (1:02:20) Saints def. Browns 35-14 (Lowe’s Home Team Help) (1:07:55) TNF: Eagles def. Commanders 26-18 (1:12:30) MNF Preview: Texans at Cowboys (1:14:55) SNF: Chargers def. Bengals 34-27

(0:00) Chris tells us the strange things Big F*cker Phil has been up to. (6:35) TNF: Commanders at Eagles (11:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Packers at Bears (14:40) Jaguars at Lions (17:55) Raiders at Dolphins (22:25) Rams at Patriots (26:15) Browns at Saints (29:10) Colts at Jets (32:40) Ravens at Steelers (37:05) Vikings at Titans (40:50) SUNDAY LATE: Falcons at Broncos (43:10) Seahawks at 49ers (45:40) Chiefs at Bills (51:45) SNF: Bengals at Chargers (54:20) MNF: Texans at Cowboys (55:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) They guys are rising up the "eliter board" (3:55) #1 Bears fire OC Shane Waldron (27:45) #2 Steelers D gives Jayden Daniels first struggles (48:35) #3 Under-Talked About Jeopardy (52:55) #4 Under-Talked About Defenders (1:10:15) #5 BREAKING NEWS: Colts will start Anthony Richardson at QB this week (1:14:50) #6: Ahmed’s Buzz Watch - Bills vs Chiefs, Commanders vs Eagles, Ravens vs Steelers

(0:00) Is Ahmed's new Lions rugby shirt bad luck? (2:40) Chiefs def. Broncos 16-14 (13:15) 49ers def. Buccaneers 23-20 (20:15) Steelers def. Commanders 28-27 (25:55) Lions-Texans UPDATE (28:30) Bills def. Colts 30-20 (34:20) Eagles def. Cowboys 34-6 (39:30) Cardinals def. Jets 31-6 (46:10) Vikings def. Jaguars 12-7 (51:30) Chargers def. Titans 27-17 (55:30) SNF: Lions def. Texans 26-23 (1:05:15) Saints def. Falcons 20-17 (1:08:05) Patriots def. Bears 19-3 (1:12:30) Panthers def. Giants 20-17 (OT) in Germany (1:15:30) TNF: Ravens def. Bengals 35-24 (1:17:30) MNF Preview: Dolphins at Rams

(0:00) Mike has a plan to get his preciousssssss (8:20) TNF: Bengals at Ravens (13:55) GERMANY: Giants at Panthers (17:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Patriots at Bears (20:30) Bills at Colts (24:10) Vikings at Jaguars (27:55) Broncos at Chiefs (31:10) Falcons at Saints (34:00) 49ers at Buccaneers (37:50) Steelers at Commanders (42:05) SUNDAY LATE: Titans at Chargers (45:10) Jets at Cardinals (47:10) Eagles at Cowboys (51:05) SNF: Lions at Texans (53:25) MNF: Dolphins at Rams (56:20) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Chris loves the word "surgical" (4:30) #1 Trade Upgrades: Grading them 1 to 10 (25:25) #2 Texans offense & C.J. Stroud struggling (42:55) #3 2 Stats & a Lie: Chargers D, Lions run game, and Lions D (48:15) #4 Lions defense smothers Packers in the rain (1:02:40) #5 Chargers league-leading defense (1:12:45) #6 Rams young and “freaky” defense (includes DraftKings) (1:20:15) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Dallas' demise, Bengals upset, and Jets resurrection?

(0:00) Chris' daughter finally understands what he does for a living. (3:40) Lions def. Packers 24-14 (13:30) Bills def. Dolphins 30-27 (20:10) Commanders def. Giants 27-22 (24:45) Falcons def. Cowboys 27-21 (30:40) Rams def. Seahawks 26-20 (OT) (37:00) Cardinals def. Bears 29-9 (43:35) Chargers def. Browns 27-10 (49:45) Ravens def. Broncos 41-10 (57:05) Bengals def. Raiders 41-24 (1:03:00) SNF: Vikings def. Colts 21-13 (1:07:25) Eagles def. Jaguars 28-23 (1:14:20) Titans def. Patriots 20-17 (OT) (1:16:45) Panthers def. Saints 23-22 (1:18:35) TNF: Jets def. Texans 21-13 (1:21:30) MNF Preview: Buccaneers at Chiefs

(0:00) Chris copes with the Yankees meltdown (5:20) TNF: Texans at Jets (9:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Falcons (12:55) Broncos at Ravens (16:00) Dolphins at Bills (19:15) Saints at Panthers (21:05) Raiders at Bengals (23:15) Chargers at Browns (27:00) Commanders at Giants (29:50) Patriots at Titans (34:20) SUNDAY LATE: Bears at Cardinals (37:50) Jaguars at Eagles (40:15) Lions at Packers (42:50) Rams at Seahawks (46:50) SNF: Colts at Vikings (51:20) MNF: Buccaneers at Chiefs (54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Happy Goosey Night! (3:05) #1 Colts bench Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco (14:36) #2 Jayden Daniels Hail Mary spoils Caleb Williams late surge (38:00) NFC #1 Seed odds: Are the Packers being overlooked? (40:55) #3 Kyler Murray spoils Tua Tagovailoa’s return (49:25) #4 Jameis Winston torches Ravens D (55:05) #5 Six days to Trade Deadline (1:02:45) #6 DeAndre Hopkins debuts with Chiefs

(0:00) Chris critiques Ahmed's sideline catch in Wisconsin (3:25) Commanders def. Bears (14:50) Browns def. Ravens (21:20) Texans def. Colts (26:50) Falcons def. Buccaneers (33:20) Chiefs def. Raiders (39:15) Eagles def. Bengals (44:25) Packers def. Jaguars (49:45) Lions def. Titans (54:50) Bills def. Seahawks (57:40) SNF: 49ers def. Cowboys (1:02:10) Patriots def. Jets (1:08:25) Cardinals def. Dolphins (1:12:30) Broncos def. Panthers (1:16:25) Chargers def. Saints (1:20:05) TNF: Vikings def. Rams (1:23:10) DraftKings MNF Preview (Giants-Steelers)

(0:00) Mike wants Berry to take his place...unless he doesn't? (6:30) TNF: Vikings at Rams (10:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Eagles at Bengals (13:55) Ravens at Browns (16:40) Titans at Lions (18:35) Colts at Texans (20:55) Packers at Jaguars (23:25) Cardinals at Dolphins (26:10) Jets at Patriots (29:50) Falcons at Buccaneers (33:50) SUNDAY LATE: Saints at Chargers (35:50) Bills at Seahawks (38:25) Panthers at Broncos (41:20) Chiefs at Raiders (43:40) Bears at Commanders (48:05) SNF: Cowboys at 49ers (50:50) MNF: Giants at Steelers (54:25) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Chris gets love for his Brian Thomas Jr. draft ranking (4:30) #1 Spagnuolo stifles Shanahan (24:05) #2 Packers D quiets Texans (34:55) #3 Jets fall in Davante Adams’ debut (51:35) #4 Amari Cooper is Bills new WR1 (58:20) #5 Chiefs trade for WR DeAndre Hopkins (1:04:00) #6 “The Goff-inator” (1:13:20) MVP race: Is Patrick Mahomes a true candidate? (1:15:50) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Jets, Eagles-Bengals, & Cowboys-49ers

(0:00) Chris loves London days (2:05) Chiefs def. 49ers 28-18 (12:16) Lions def. Vikings 31-29 (21:12) Packers def. Texans 24-22 (29:40) Seahawks def. Falcons 34-14 (34:10) Eagles def. Giants 28-3 (39:48) Commanders def. Panthers 40-7 (44:05) Bills def. Titans 34-10 (48:00) Bengals def. Browns 21-14 (52:15) Colts def. Dolphins 16-10 (57:00) Rams def. Raiders 20-15 (1:00:40) SNF: Steelers def. Jets 37-15 (1:07:00) Jaguars def. Patriots 32-16 in London (1:11:45) TNF: Broncos def. Saints 33-10 (1:13:05) MNF Preview: Ravens at Buccaneers, Chargers at Cardinals

(0:00) Mike has a lewd email auto reply that he wants to try one day. (6:05) TNF: Broncos at Saints (10:35) LONDON: Patriots vs Jaguars (13:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Seahawks at Falcons (16:20) Titans at Bills (18:50) Bengals at Browns (20:55) Texans at Packers (24:35) Dolphins at Colts (27:00) Lions at Vikings (31:40) Eagles at Giants (37:55) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Rams (40:35) Panthers at Commanders (42:35) Chiefs at 49ers (48:55) SNF: Jets at Steelers (51:40) MNF: Ravens at Buccaneers (54:30) Chargers at Cardinals (56:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Does Rodney Harrison know who Ahmed is? (3:00) #1 Bills trade for Amari Cooper: "This puts them in a different class" (12:30) #2 Jets trade for Davante Adams: And what changed with Todd Downing as playcaller? (23:30) #3 Two Stats & a Lie: Jets slants, Browns sacks, & the Bears offense (35:40) #4 Packers offense rolls: "The NFC North! Holy sh*t!" (50:05) #5 Bigger offensive concerns: Eagles or Bengals? "You're just wasting a f*cking play" (1:06:05) #6 Drake Maye's debut: Should the Patriots have started him sooner? (1:16:10) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Jaguars, Chiefs, and Vikings could make some noise (some good, some bad)

(0:00) "We're not here to teach you English class" (3:55) Ravens def. Commanders 30-23 (12:15) Lions def. Cowboys 47-9 (22:15) Bears def. Jaguars 35-16 in London (29:25) Packers def. Cardinals 34-13 (35:45) Buccaneers def. Saints 51-27 (43:05) Falcons def. Panthers 38-20 (47:05) Eagles def. Browns 20-16 (54:45) SNF: Bengals def. Giants 17-7 (58:35) Texans def. Patriots 41-21 (1:04:00) Steelers def. Raiders 32-13 (1:07:00) Chargers def. Broncos 23-16 (1:09:30) Colts def. Titans 20-17 (1:12:10) TNF: 49ers def. Seahawks 36-24 (1:14:45) MNF Preview: Bills at Jets

(5:30) TNF: 49ers at Seahawks (11:50) London: Jaguars vs Bears (14:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Commanders at Ravens (19:15) Cardinals at Packers (21:25) Texans at Patriots (24:10) Buccaneers at Saints (27:00) Browns at Eagles (29:35) Colts at Titans (34:15) SUNDAY LATE: Chargers at Broncos (37:15) Steelers at Raiders (39:40) Falcons at Panthers (42:35) Lions at Cowboys (48:15) SNF: Bengals at Giants (53:20) MNF: Bills at Jets + BREAKING NEWS (59:15) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Chris can't sleep Sunday nights (2:25) #1 Jets fire Robert Saleh: Why? And why now? (19:50) #2 Two Stats & a Lie: Chris LOVES the Bears offense now. (29:30) #3 Josh Allen goes 9/30 at Texans: (43:15) #4 49ers red zone struggles (52:55) #5 Justin Fields & Cowboys reinvigorated run D (1:03:25) #6 Lowe's HOMIE Team Picks: We check in on your preseason predictions. (1:07:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Cowboys, Bengals, and Commanders are at a crossroads.